Yeah.. its my life.. in my own words i guess

Island Creamery

2009-11-01T22:40:00.003+08:00

Jasselyn's working at Island Creamery. She said she could "scoop big big" for us. Thus we headed down yesterday.

Went there, waited awhile for Jasselyn to arrive before we placed our orders. It was well worth it. Her scoops were mad big:D SLURPP
So as we sat down to eat, it started to pour outside. It got really cold, especially cuz we're eating ice cream. We took the guitar and keyboards provided and jammed. LOVE IT. So Shawn, Sumo and I kept doing the "Beck style buh-bye". Cuz its like Beck has this perma slur to his voice and everytime before he hangs up, he will say "buh-bye" in this funny way. So everytime we did it, Beck will laugh along with us, and we were quite ??? also hahaha so when he finally realised we were making fun of him, he went like "Oh yall trying to imitate me ah?" hahahhaha

So after ice cream, we decided to go for pool. But Shawn had to go home. So the 3 of us cabbed down to Toa Payoh Snookerzone. In the cab..
Beck: "Ay do I really say that? Lemme try"
*Beck takes his phone out, punches a few numbers*
*My phone rings. Becks calling. I answered*
HMS: "Hello?"
Beck: "Hello. Where are you now?"
HMS: "Oh. I'm in the cab with you and sumo, we are going to Toa Payoh Snookerzone for pool"
Beck: "Oh okay. buh-bye."
All: "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH"

Pool was good. Actually not really. Didn't play too well.

After pool, Sumo and I had a mad plan to stand 50m in front of the taxi stand to avoid the queue. But we failed. Miserably. Them cabbies trying to become righteous these days.

Oh btw, did you know that Chem is 3?

Pool with Pioneer JC

2009-10-31T11:47:00.005+08:00

So.. a few days back, Marvin msged me, telling me to look for 3 other friends to spar with 4 of his players from the PJC Pool Club on friday, which was yesterday. He told me to play with them race to 5, loser pays for table. So I managed to get Lionel, my sis's bf, his friend, and Benjamin*.

At first, I was warming up with Lionel. I was also kinda observing how they played. One of them was not bad, the one in black PJC t-shirt. He was very sharp and his placing was not bad. So after the warm up, we opened two tables for the matches. I was made to play with the black t-shirt guy.

So we did the lag to decide who starts first. He won, and he did the break. I was really nervous somehow and I was literally shaking. Scractched(pot the white ball by accident) the first and third round, and foul by touching the ball on the first and second round. I lost the first 3 rounds, and I was down 3-0.Lag. See whose ball closest to the rail after 1 cushion to decide who starts.

Maybe its now when I finally calmed down and started to focus more. I started to pot balls more consistently, and somehow managed to win with a scoreline of 5-3.

My best friend was down to support me, and that made much of a difference:) Thanks, you really made my day:)

Lionel won 5-1 at his table too:D

So we decided to race to 3 instead, as a race to 5 took too long, and they paid quite alot for the table. I was up against another of their player. As usual, don't ask me why, I lost the first round. But I managed a victory with a scoreline of 3-1 at the end. It was a good experience. I guess the tournament last week aided today's results.

So after the pool session, my BF and I went to play Left 4 Dead at Paradiz. We got a survival time of 4:47 at the Generator. Beat that!:D I doubt I got a timing as high when I went with the siodis lol.

Anyway, POOL SESSION WITH SIODIS LATER AND ISLAND CREAMERY WITH SEXY BECK, STINKY SUMO, AND SLURPY SHAWN TONIGHT!!

Life's good, until it starts to suck.

Oh by the way, is there another name I can call Chi by?

*Sumo. bet you din know hahaha

The lonely war

2009-10-25T12:16:00.011+08:00

Today is the day of the tournament. I woke up this morning with kinda the same feeling like a day of the promo exams. That same kinda nervousness. I had a little tummy ache too. Its called a "Luak-over"

A Luak-over (pronounced /"lwak-oh-ver/) describes the sum of unpleasant physiological effects following heavy consumption of Oyster Omelette.

Had a 10 dollars plate of orh luak yesterday with siodis.Siodi Tower of Death

20 dollars worth of Oyster Omelette in one picture. SLURPP

So I lay in bed, playing with my itouch apps. Mafia Wars, Street Racing and Vampires. Then I stupidly played tap tap 3. The accelerator goes nuts when you play with an upside down itouch.

Went to bathe and got ready to head down to Toa Payoh Snookerzone. It was kinda different today. Instead of the usual bustle of a crowded pool hall, it was just a few players, one at each table, glove on the servant-hand(opposite of master hand), their eyes.. as serious as sirius black.

I went to look at the chart. It was an open 8-ball tournament, which means people of any age and any seeding can play. I didn't recognize the name of my first opponent, which I presumed was a good thing. "Your table is table 7. Stay there and practise first before your opponent arrives" So I took the set of balls, and made my way to table 7.

"Erm excuse me, didn't I call you tell you yesterday that you were supposed to be in long pants?"

"Oh really? I only remembered you telling me to wear a collared shirt and covered shoes."
So I phoned my mum to bring a pair of jeans down for me. I did my usual warm-up sequence. starting with long-pots. My form sucked. Kinda lowered my moral for the tourny. So my mum came to pass me my jeans, and I changed.

"All players please close the table and gather at the front counter. The tournament will commence soon"

I wasn't ready. I didn't have a choice either.

"Hey, you're playing at table 7, right?"

I turned back, standing in front of me was an 8 feet tall man. Almost the length of a pool table. He was really big sized, and I knew I was in for some deep shingz. Big people are usually some mad ownage at pool. Just like Benjamin "Sumo" See-toh. I could only manage a soft "yeah."

It was a race to 4. He won the coin toss, and was first to break. I had already set up all my cues, including the jump which I don't usually use. It shouts: Don't bother trying to snook me. I can simply jump over the obstacle. It was a wet(not dry) break, and he took the first shot of the match. He missed. I was surprised.

So I went up to table, reciting my textbook basics in my mind. Right leg one o clock, left leg parallel to cue, elbows 90 degrees, take note of pullback speed and distance, stay down on shot. My mind was flooded with information. So I pot the first ball, then the next, then the next, then the next, then the next, then the next, literally. One last solid ball left before the black. It was frozen to a striped. Complacency set in when I decided to just contact the solid ball. Never did I expect it to cost the game. All the striped balls were open, and he cleared all of them. The black included. First rack to him.

The first game is usually deciding, as it shows who's is better, and the leading player would have a better moral. I remembered a quote from pool legend Peter Goh. He once said:"Never have the mentality that your opponent is better than you, and that it is ok for you to lose. If you think that way, you are already defeated."

With that in mind, I made the break for frame 2. I have gotten into the mood already, the competition mood. My concentration and form was at its peak, and I took every chance I had seriously. Frame 2 was to me.

For the following games, I started to feel restless, and somehow I lost my concentration. I took the shots really simply, and all the basics had started to go haywire. I guess I lacked competition stamina. Eventually, I lost the race to 4.

So I went to the counter to punch for the table. Knowing that I had lost, the counter lady told me that he was a really good player, and a regular at Klassic. Klassic is where all the top players in Singapore train, and that place has a very strong competitive aura.

It was a good experience overall, and I have learnt a great deal. Competitive pool is not about being sharp and placing well, but also tons of safety play and snooking, something which I have never really been working on. I guess that's the reason for my lost, a lack of experience. I never regretted joining this competition, and it was a $10 well spent. More worth it than the orh luak I had yesterday. Make me kena Luak-over summore.

I will become a better player.I will never give this dream up.

I decided to walk home. I reflected about the game, and the reasons why I lost. On the way home, I met old people. Then I thought about life. Why do people fight so hard all their lives, only to end up so frail, so helpless, so weak? I took my gaze off them.

I reached home, and placed my cue case at where it usually sits. I then sat down at the computer, and started to blog. It started with something like this: Today is the day of the tournament. I woke up this morning...

Its Friday

2009-10-24T00:06:00.003+08:00

Today, which is also the day after yesterday, and the day before tomorrow, is the last day for our restructured timetable. Also Priscilla's birthday. Gave her her present during morning assembly, only to get it back later in the morning due to the mismatch of size =.= Why cant all girls be of the same size.. Saves all the hassle hahahaha

Got Brian and Sujin to join my Mafia/Street Racing/Vampires Crew. Mad imba liao. Still looking for more crew members. If you do have these applications on your itouch/iphone, please tell me your User ID!! Together, we can own the world.
Left sch early for Toa Payoh Snookerzone, for the 8-ball tournament. Met up with sumo first. Guess what? I got the freaking date wrong. 23rd is the draw date while 25th is the actual competition. ARGHH mad jag!! So sumo and I played pool and snooker. I have gotten some coaching from Mr Marvin Lim, Singapore's reknowned snooker player, and I'm still trying to get used to the new techniques he has taught me. I guess the improvement was more significant in snooker, as I got a score of 61 and 60 for 2 frames. Sumo got 29 and 42, which was not too bad either. Raced sumo to 9 as a practise for Sunday's tournament. Kinda nervous abt the real thing lol.

Headed down to Meridien Monstercue after that for pool with Peter. It was packed with Rafflesians lol. Its much easier to pot balls there as the pockets are much bigger compared to TPYSZ heh.

Went to watch 500 days of Summer after that. I wasn't aware that Summer was the name of the lead actress=/ Didn't quite enjoy it.. Found it kinda boring. Argh oh well.

Tmr is Siodi day. We gonna LAN! Heh heh heh.. Oh yeah in case yall are still wondering what Tech Whye Williams is, it was the name of my character the last time the Siodis played Left 4 Dead. hur hur. Hopefully we go for some mad orh-luak after that at Newton:D

Quote of the day
*Meng does the break for a rack of pool*
Sumo: OUCH!
HMS: What?
Sumo: The freaking ball hit me lah!
HMS: OMG! It hit your finger?
Sumo: YA LAH THEN?
HMS: okay foul.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Oh by the way, what song did plaza sing?

FOOD FOOD

2009-10-22T21:41:00.010+08:00

You know what, im actually too lazy to post abt all the post promos activities lol. Its over already anyway(not as if anything i blog about hasnt happened yet but whatever) LOL.

So today is OP dry run for our class. Our group took it really lightly, compiling the powerpoint slides only last night. I also did my script ytd. Couldnt rehearse a shit because I couldnt print the damn script either. As expect, I did a shitty presentation, relying on the script like free and stumbering alot.

But for some reason, I have been feeling damn high recently. Its like a cycle, for a few days I will just be really emo and sad, and the next few days I will be high. Maybe I'm going nuts.

So after screwing OP up, Busty Beck, Sexy Shawn, Scandalaous Sumo and Motherly Meng went to j8. Shawn wanted to go to macs for the Wi-Fi. So I was like "Huh Wi-Fi not 6?" So Sexy Shawn went like "Cuz 7 8 9". ha ha ha so fan-nii

We ended up at food juction instead, cuz theres no orh luak at macs, and I cant survive without orh luak. Managed to whine my way to not go Macs:D

After orh luak, we were deciding whether to go Macs for the Wi-Fi again or Hagen Daz. Decided on the latter, because the post man said so. So the 4 of us babes went for the Eat All You Can offer:D

Lazy to rotate lol

Our first batch:D Tried to take a picture.. but its empty..

Second Batch! Mines the one on the right. Nice right? Like dog shit

Blood 'o Mine. Shawn snatched the menu from me and the metal thing meat hooked me. ouch.

Need I say more? World's hottest guy posing with white creamy stuff.

A picture of contrast, big and small.

Strawberry Cheesecake with 2 choc flavoured ice cream. SLURP!

My phone auto deletes ugly human body parts. HAHAHA

We were playing Spin the Coke bottle game while eating. It was quite accurate!:D

Maybe its just a/an (ugly) korean thing. Bitchy Beck eats his ice-cream whole. You cant possibly have brainfreeze without a brain, so its alright I guess :)

Hung out awhile before I had to go give tuition. My tuition kid bloody drew on my itouch with a pencil. Argh.

Anyway, gonna go for a 8-ball pool tournament at Toa Payoh Snookerzone tmr at 11am. Come down too if you want heh but that also means you might have to pon lectures.

Thats it for now:D Shall end off with some mad appitizers

HEY ORHLUAK YOU SO FINE
YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
HEY ORH LUAK!
HEY ORH LUAK!

Orh-some Orh-luak.. Can't imagine life without you <3

Revival

2009-10-18T14:46:00.006+08:00

Hey all! As some people might already know, I said I was gonna revive this blog after promos. It has been delayed until now because I have been busy with all the outing and stuff, and I know that people too, will be busy with their post-promos activities, and wouldn't have time to read a blog. Anyway, I try to make an effort to keep my blog updated partly for myself. I wanna keep it like a diary. Sometimes, I go back and read through my old posts and get reminded of the fun I used to have, so they'll never be forgotten.

Ironically, I haven't been blogging for so long. It'll be a lie if I were to say that I wanted to concentrate on my studies, as my CT results prove otherwise. But I've got to admit, JC life is so different from Secondary and Primary school life, and there's really much adaptation to do. For me, it hasn't really been a smooth sailing one. At the beginning of the year, Brian Lim and I wanted to set up cuesports as a CCA. I naively thought that it would all go well, thus I did not go for any other CCA trials.

However, it struck me quite hard when it got rejected, and I started to go for some CCA trials such as Street Dance, Interact Club etc. All of which I got rejected, might be due to priority given to JAE students, might be due to lesser spaces left after first trials, or maybe I simply just suck. Not to mention i was one of the directors in Interact Club back in RI. I was then given the opportunity to be the Overall IC of MR house CIP, together with Jasselyn. It was one hell of an experience. It really allowed me to learn more about myself. Areas which I excel at, and area which I should simply stay away from. Few weeks later came the interviews for MR House Comm. I thought I'd give it a shot since there'd be nothing to lose, and I was already starting to feel the house spirit after MR House CIP. My name didn't appear on the list. It blew what remained of my
self-confidence.

Pathetically, in the attempt to look on the brighter side of stuff, I told myself that I have more time to study! But knowing myself, Pool would take priority over books any day. Hence, CTs weren't too smooth sailing either. I told myself I needed to focus, especially for promos. I needed more self-worth. I started my promos revision early, and the pace was just right. However, I am not sure if it backfired when I didn't really study much during the days of the exams itself. Oh well, for now I guess I'll just immerse myself in the plethora of enjoyment activities and outings for relaxation after all that shit that I have gone through this year, and maybe reward myself for the effort I've put in for promos:)

Basically, like everyone else, I have been going out almost everyday after promos. Its been more than a week now, and this failing memory of mind forbids me to remember exactly the dates or order of which they happened. Thus, I SHALL DO IT MY WAY;)

okay lah, at least i remembered that on the last day of promos, Beck, Sumo, Shawn, Rama and I 10S06B pool club, went to Toa Payoh Snookerzone for pool. Brian Lim came along:D raced Beck to a race to 10, and the score was 10-0. Beck won. no im serious. tsk, im not lying. really lah. oei bluff you for what? aiyah thanks for the confidence lah but this time really lost. ... really lah.. he was damn good.. tsk! why dont you believe me! zzz he was good.. maybe i was off form.. IM TELLING THE TRUTH! dont believe ask sumo! k lah just kidding:D went on to race sumo to 5 with a scoreline of 5-1. thought i might have won i have lost my dignity. LOL just kidding just say for fun cuz it sounds damn retarded. but i kinda lost touch after abstaining from pool for like a month. cueing was all over the place, stance felt weird.

AFTER THAT WE WENT FOR ORH-SOME-ORH LUAK AT NEWTON<333 thanks to Marcus Ng, the ugliest siodi, I have been having a permanent craving for orh luak. In fact I have been eating it everyday for the past 3 weeks without fail. Okay actually i missed one day because the meals i had that day didnt allow me to eat it. However, i made it up with some days having two servings of orh luak XD Beck spotted Asahi, some jap beer. So Beck, Sumo and I shared a 2 litre canister of Asahi, while Shawn, being the manlier guy of the bunch, decided that he would take mineral water. I actually got really woozy after 2 glasses of Asahi, which was bullshit as im a hard liquor drinker. Maybe its the malt. Being drunk makes one much more easily irritable.

We were supposed to head to clarke quay after that, but sumo wanted to go home to bathe first.

At his house, he told his mum he was gonna go to clarke quay. His mum's response was "go clarke quay for what? later get raped by girls" we LOL-ed so hard. Upon reaching clarke quay, we met Imran, which was not much of a surprise. Then we met up with Brian and Sujin at Macs. Had supper and a little chat before heading for Brian's estate. Dont ask me why we went all the way to clarke quay to go Macs lol.
We went there by cab
Cab 1: Brian, Beck and I
Cab 2: Sumo + Sujin = Su(mo+jin)
Sialahh no wonder they say my math pro On the way there, the 3 of us in Cab 1 were sharing mad jokes, laughing like genuine drunkards. God knew what happened in Cab 2. At Brian's place, we drank and played blackjack. This is the part where you forget everything that has happened, and wake up the next morning feeling shitty.

I was awoken by a phone call. A phone call I have ever so anticipated to receive. Sujin had gone home by then, as she couldnt stay overnight like any other normal girl. Sumo went down to the punching bags to relieve some angst, while Beck and Brian lay there as good as dead. I joined sumo downstairs, and Brian's mum whos really nice bought us break fast. MacDonalds buffet style. buy all spam on the table take what you want. I laikke(but i bet sumo laikked it more)

After breakfast, i met up with peter to play pool. Obviously i had a mad hangover, and played like shit. Saw this 2 other guys at another table, and remember what i said about being easily irritable? their faced irritated me so i went to ask them for a doubles game loser punch. Almost lost terribly cuz of my bad bad form which i either fouled or miss all the time. Thankfully we still won at the end cuz peter's pool is godlike.

Alright, a break for now before i work on my next post about post-promos activities :D
PS: This post was typed twice due to some fucked up technical error that erased my whole post argh

Suave. But also must be careful

2009-01-08T00:18:00.006+08:00

K so its like this, yesterday, im supposed to blog, but because i need to do some vid editing cuz i was abit too *ahem* heh. yeah, and to edit, i need to change the file extension to something that Windows Movie Maker recognises, and the converters i downloaded either didnt work, or had a big shitass line of "REGISTER NOW TO REMOVE THIS" right smack in the middle of the video.
Thank you YeanPok for all the help in video editing and censoring.

After we went home from the previous post's skating, Daryl went to stay overnight at someone elses home, so the next day, i went swaving with Marcus. At bukit timah again, this time, the richbitch of the richbitch estate, 6th avenue. this kinda places. cfm got mad cars. Check em out
Rolls Royce from centuries ago

Freakin cool Black Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder
To the driver: Sorry that the pole had to cover your face XD

So we were swaving swaving swaving, swaving swaving swaving, making out way to the destination, taking stupidass random videos.

I'm sure "Wah got car, very scary."

Mad catch XD ROFL AT 0:26 tee hee

And so we reached the destination. Mad Slope of 6th avenue. it was very steep and long, and it was a road, so there would definitely be cars. Notice that these boards do not have breaks, so yeah. if a mad car suddenly appears ah.. so we made our way up.. it was so steep we had to walk up instead of swave up.

Sry i took this vid from the wrong angle. was kinda nervous lol. I had to stop cuz it was really too fast and i had to get off, i knew i would lose control. You can even hear the sound of the wind at the later part of the vid..

Marcus had the balls to go all the way down, just when a BMW appeared, and stopped there. Marcus made it in time to swave away from it, but fell on his back. in the next vid, you will notice his white cap on the ground. I was kinda shocked he fell quite badly so i screwed up the next vid too. partly cuz its a new phone also lah.

When i reached there, i was like omg. his shirt was torn, abbrasions all over the shoulder, blood flowing down his palms from his wound at his elbow. but not whining like a baby haha. his old wound totally opened up again. Gonna show some gory pics below, and if youre afraid of blood and anything of that sort, do visit my blog again soon :)

Quote of the day:
Nigel: So to get to Jurong Swimming Complex, you have to go to Chinese Garden, not Jurong East, and its on the Green Line, so we can meet at City Hall then we all go together.
Lawis: walao, can we go to Juring Swimming Simple anot? its too COMPLEX for me already..
Meng Siew: LOL
Shaun: hahhaha nice one Lawis

Mad Swave. Suave

2009-01-05T18:21:00.002+08:00

Hi all.
Lets start of this first post with a question.
When your hair pees, what comes out?
New year.
Hair Pee New Year.
to all.

Me realises something, I dont blog during hols. Why you may ask. Or maybe you wont. But if you ask, the ans is cuz I'll be too busy. Wowing, Pooling, Swaving. In order of time spent on it.
You may ask, Pro Meng, whats Swaving? I may answer you, but then again, I might not. But if I do, I'd say, its a form of Skating. I know Yuda comes into your mind. Cuz he just appeared in mine, fully clothed of course(or maybe not).

that paragraph was full of shit. Hi, I'm Meng Siew, welcome to my blog all over again.

Pool has been quite okay, but I need to get better for it, for those of you who knows what my plans are.

Wow has been good, although my money reset cuz I reached the stupid limit -.-

Met Daryl from thru Marcus in wow. Went pooling 2 days back. The number of games I lost was 5+3-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2+6+29-69+2-3-6+65-14. =D

Got inspired to buy a Swaveboard, and I did. So we went mad swaving today, at the richbitch people's houses at Bukit Timah. Mad slopes down there.

We went down the damn long sloped road. There was once this damn truck came damn near us. It was so close that if marcus had an erection, he'd prolly get his willy ground off. I was traumatised for like awhile.

So we thought we wanna go somewhere else, less mad cars. Westcoast Park.

Reached there, skated for awhile, then we found this tunnel kinda thing which looked like a nice terrain for us to mad skate.

Marcus is a mad Vidwhore. We took vids of him going down mad slope from 2 angles. We gonna do more POV vids next time =D

Swaveboard. are you Suave enough?
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

btw i dropped my phone into the sea, and i lost every single contact. msg me for yours if you want me to have your contact. Oh yeah.

pics~

2007-02-10T22:48:00.000+08:00

today, cuz i "lost" my old fone, i got a new one.
Yeah, k800i, cybershot fone. 3.2 megapix cam. song bo? can take lotsa nice pics =) good resolution sia!! damn shuang that means there will be lotsa pics posted in the future, kinda like nigel's one.. but his is gay, he let the pics do the talking. lol
(if u look closely at the pic, u can find something edited. whahahahah its damn funny.)
(if u click on it, you will see it enlarged. but dun spoil the fun, see first lah!)

Went to orchard, and saw this roadshow, where this father broguht his 2 imba drummer kidz to perform. ones 7, the bro's 4.
This is the 7 yr old guy.. called Ethan Ong. And below is his 4 yr old bro! Noel Ong
damn cute lah he! but he was damn imba oso. btw his drum brand is short of a "DE"

den went to taka basement to eat lotsa rubbish. Beer Battered Fish and Prata Cheese Sausage and Cheese Sausage Balls and alot of rubbish. den went to a sports shop.. they sell cue too, and i saw a $1600 and $1800 cue, with predator Z and predator 314 shafts respectively. dunno why so ex, the design is all black, cept fer the shaft.

and finally, ended the day with pool. actually not really. whats me without pool? snooker!
damn snowflaky. i went there, no table!! omgomg i freaked out sia, den my father said lemme try snooker. ok lor. bo bian

table freaking big
balls freaking small
pockets freaking small
cue freaking thin

damn harded to play. but damn fun. learnt sth new.. and got rewarded with a 8th cueball keychain ^^
hmm shud i get a snooker cue? LOL no lah
and finally, supper =)
quote comes from this pic.
"oh shit i wanna see its resolution den zoom in too much untill the whole screen is the yolk"-jaren
"eh look closely scarly u see a chick" - HMS

&

"eh i bought cybersex fone!!" - HMS
"!!"
"omg"
"from where??" - Daniel
"cyber-shot fone lah" - HMS
"cheh. tot wad" - Daniel

lol biq says he dun have camera to increase hits. now i can consider got camera, will increase meh? biq i check my hidden counter and tell u lol

2-in-1

2007-02-12T20:20:00.000+08:00

ytd went to town wif my sis and bf. not mine, hers. went to meet up wif peter at taka who was working there, and is still working there. bought some chocolates from him oso lol.. quite ex, but freaking nice. the package had a dry ice in it summore. some imba.

ate at NYDC, and i had some bake rice lol.. adickted sia, in sch oso whole day perma bake rice.

now for today's post. its damn sian to walk up 6 stories everytime, so , me, jon, kimwee went to take the lift. when the freaking door closing, some asshole shouted "wait for me wait for me!", guess whos that. MA DE, SQUARE FACE AKA CUBE HEAD. asscrack, because of him, we kena caught by a teacher, heng kimwee say cuz he broke his leg last yr.

training, i cant train cuz i rock, so i had to do fitness. i ran 16 rounds straight. damn scary sia, when running past the soft-ballers they ram the ball like gonna hit me. i was telling myself if their soft-balls hit me im gonna turn their soft-balls into juice. in that bag. anw, after that i asked the coach wad to do next, he suddenly pass me the ball and ask me bring the ball up against the line of defence(sec 2s). got tackled, placed the ball, and he juz said "okay continue running". lol i was like "????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"

After training nigel taught me alot of things wif my new fone.. damn cool i din know alot of stuff, got some thing to change the face, face warp. poor isaac got tricked into letting me take his foto. BWAHAHA

nigel tricked sungzei lol

fun wif fone.

2007-02-13T19:38:00.000+08:00

went around warpping other ppl's faces.

moment of the day was today's second PE, we had 2 pe today cuz thurs first perios was PE actually. den, we all went to the hall with 2 other classes for some PT. while doing pushups, i was playing with limping's shoelace, and got caught by mr romi. damn jag, he said after that give me punishment. den danfer was laughing like mad, and oso got caught. so, after the PT, the 2 of us were invited to stage. Mark the smart one was shouting chor-deh. so mr romi asked: do you want him up? of course we did, so the 3 of us hadour punishment.

*Video contributed by Marcus Koe.
and many thanks who all those who chanted "zero...two...three...four." love yall

my fone will have auto flash when its too dark, and it flashed when i was taking a pic of varun. dun ask me why

quote of the day
"You see those models, so thin but the boobs so big, dman scary like anytime will PIAK. their center of gravity gone wrong liao" - Goh Jun

Valentines Day

2007-02-14T20:36:00.000+08:00

THANKS FOR THE LOVE, NIGEL

i exchanged mine with tuck whye's.
hes one sick bastard. during RE he keep takkign sick stuff, and he suddenly ran to the tables behind the class and lie on them faced down, and humped the table damn fast and hard LOL *bom bom bom bom bom* damn loud sia, and he was like "uuuh yeah uuuh yeah" siao one. he has strong abs.

"eh today match with who ah" - HMS
"tanglin" - Jon
"tanglin wad? tanglin mall ah" - HMS
"oh yes, yes, tanglin mall, they calling their waiter waitresses all come play" - Jon

*tmr going TTSH for eye checkup. im gonna be blind soon.

pool wif danfer

2007-02-15T22:26:00.000+08:00

today, i went to sch for juz 2 hrs, mainly because i rock. after that i went to tan tock seng. my right eye is screwed. wif specs, my left eye is 6/6 while my right eye was 6/18. lol the checkup was siao. it was like looking at the sun from 3 cm away, without the heat.den i got scammed. this nurse ask me to open my eyes big and put my chin at the stupid stand. den suddenly got a burst of air blow my eye. ma de, it was to test my eye pressure. den she gave me eyedrops, 2 drops per eye. later i sitting outside, every 2 mins got nurse come ram eyedrop. for 3 times. ma de, den i was told to close my eyes for 5 mins. like omg when i opened my eyes i was damn far sighted, i can read shit from like 20 m away, and i cant freakign read my hp msg. but vision was normal. den i straightened my arm to play fone games. looked like an idiot.
den i played pool wif danfer. got owned. real bad, play like 10 games i won like 2 nia. really damn off form, super easy shots oso can miss one. i really hope its cus my eye is screwed. neh mind, tmr goign wif danfer and jason, see how.
after pool i went wif him to buy his new yr shirt. it was 80 bux, and he had a lucky draw. after scamming it, he got the 18% off, and we celebrated at carls junior. got a treat from him haha. you fu tong xiang, you nan tong dang, I LOVE IT.

qUOTe
"you go hospital for wad ah" cabby
"check my eye lor" HMS
"why? pa jiao ah?" cabby
"no lah, tio hit by basketball" HMS
"dun play soccer and basketball this kind, get hit can get injured" cabby
"har? i play rugby" HMS
"wah jia lat. that one bang untill you upside-down tom-balek one" cabby

"OMG LOOK AT THAT BENTLEY" - Danfer
"where" - HMS (i was trying to look for someone shaped like ben lee.)
"there, so big u cannot see?" - Danfer
"oh that guy ah?" - HMS (i saw a guy really look lik eben lee)
"wad guy? that car lah" - Danfer
"CHAY bentley i tot u say ben lee, i looking at that guy there" - HMS

heres B-E-N L-E-E:

pool.

2007-02-16T22:26:00.000+08:00

afer CNY celebrations, had our filo test, copied alot from chu. i only mugged that polly notes and nth else, so quite screwed.
den, met up wif jason and danfer and junyong go ram pool. at funkyballs. rammed 2 tables, and swapped around. my pool skills were better than yesterdays, and my eye is still a lil screwed. damn funny, we did not play for long cuz we were all freaking hungry, did not have our recess. so, we went to PS to eat. and we talked about an elephant, go ask that what that is. =)
den we went our seperate ways, jason went home wif jy, i go my pri sch, danfer go cut hair. in the end too late le, i went to kenn's house wif jiayang. freaking tired, and i went straight to his bed to sleep, all the way untill arnd 6 plus, when my mum called and fetched me home. lol, go his house to sleep.

yup. THATS ALL
PS: pls tag, issit yall lazy or theres a prob, cuz i heard some ppl had link problems for "the board" or wad. tag leh, or not this blog imma delete after Eng proj.

warpages of the day:

quote of the day:
"eh given a chioce would u rather drive lamborghini or rolls royce?" - HMS
"of course rolls royce lah! u drive rolls royce u wind down the window and scold people "f*ck you, they will bow and say sorry to u summore, they scared their balls get sued off with your money"-Danfer

prank.

2007-02-23T20:52:00.000+08:00

I shall let the pics do the talking.

ouch. limping mus have enjoyed it.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!
WHAT THE ****!! WHO DID IT??"
i bet if ben lee sat on it, he would juz feel a tickle and scratch his butt.
heres B-E-N L-E-E. again. in case u have forgotten.
upon seeing this pic, kevin yap said :"whats that? snowball ah?"

today is my 4th time taking the lift, and 3rd time getting caught. i was carrying chu's bag, and i said it was junrui's and i was helping him carry. junrui of course, had his own bag oso. so i got jagged, and the teacher wrote down our name. "john" "kevin" "ming xiu" and "jun rai". kevin yap says when the teacher and find us, he will say its kevin sim. like w/e.
kevin yap for dunno wad reason so afraid of the consequences, went to look for mrs martina ong. she said nth serious will happen, and AT MOST(she emphasized) make us sweep the corridor. she made it sound like a small offence. but thats good.

blah.

2007-02-27T16:10:00.000+08:00

today was maths test. surds went well.. den had some difficulty wif coordinate geom. when i turned to the next page i freaked out. like wtf i dun understand a single thing! its a quad graph that was totally alien to me. shit man, i din know how to do a thing. den jon was copying me again, the things i did in front. when time was up, i knew i was screwed. bloody, i knew i was gonna fail, and i thought that my only marks would come from surds. bloody hell, i checked my answers wif jon and weemeng, WRONG!. hello jaren, we rammed taxcollect's yesterday. remade like 928579824 times. shud have spent that time mugging. oh well.

RE was uber fun. samuel was playing wif the sound thing, makine the funny noise. 3Q babes shud know wad im talking about. glen went to off the switch LOL!! den samuel was damn pissed, and he went around kicking the tables and chairs. glen was damn funny lah, he got the national anthem in his fone, and he plugged it into the sound system to play, and he was "parade-commanding" himself. den he sang the thing like no one's buisness.

later in the day was the heats. i ran 100m. came in 3rd, our of a possible 8th. qualified along wif nigel. ka kiong fell down at the end, and had an abrasion.

den there was this uber act cute guy who keep sprinting before his heat. den someone shouted "eh brother the race haven started yet lah sia lah!" oh wait, that someone was me =P

took some pics during PE today. damn i shud have brought my trunks! wanna play polo!!

*notice the guy standing there.

oh ya, i warped myself. i know its unfair to those who got warped, lol.

i did it wif sumo =) dunno why his face got boxed. although not as square as cube head.

prefect.

2007-02-28T17:31:00.000+08:00

today we had our prefect's investiture, and ppl from ten thousand schs across the island came.
after that me moose and danfer went to the library to "mug" for bio. we ended up reading mags lah. i got jagged kinda badly. i saw this nice pic and showed moose "oi moose, look, lindsay lohan" den jus then this 2 prefects brought this 4 girls from some sch, and walked past. bloody hell they heard it, and they were giggling like free. den the prefects gave me some weird look, that bi mo wu fa xing rong.

den i found this magazine, featuring bugatti veyron. damn bloody cool. den me and danfer were talking about it, while moose had "?????????" in his head.

guess what. imma mug for bio, cuz im kinda screwed. bye =)

pic of the day, 3 ppl doing the same thing lol although the last guy cant really be seen

spammage of pics

2007-03-07T21:36:00.000+08:00

16 qualified. im 17. screwed up. im the only one whos not qualified who earned points for my house. i dun believe i did so badly lah.. i was 3rd for my heats and my fren got last for anther heat, he got in and i din. in the end, (it dosent even matter) i found out the cause. jia xing was my timer. SHIT DAMNIT
ARGH!!!!!!!
but i still won eddie goh. i bet hes doing pushups now. sleep-pushupping.

Kevin Yap some imba at calculator trix.

he punched a few crap here and there.. press the reset button a few times and this came out:

I tried to do it myself.. however, i got this:

Oh well.

went to the lab.. did crappy stuff wif limping.. as usual

but limpings pissed wif me today =( 'fore getting back the maths test he was like " i think i should be able to get 15/30" scarly get back. boom! less than 10. omg i laughed my marbles off lah. laugh laugh laugh.. laugh.. laugh.. laugh.. "WALAO STOP IT LAH!!"

okay.

i think nigel is obsessed over someone =P

haha actually not lah.. took it for fun, other meaning to it =)

i was thinking since he was feeling photogenically high, might as well warp his face! here goes

=D or rather =I

wadever

2007-03-13T00:25:00.000+08:00

screwed up. jiaxuan's fone cant detact the face for warp. i was taken off guard. nice one jiaxuan

i asked erdong how much he paid how his new fone.. i seriously din know. den he said his was a free fone. for wad shit reason he thinks that im trying to show off mine, and he say wad " i dont like the camera fone.. the screen damn big when playing gsome games it will turn out damn small. and the fones damn big oso, very hard to use" i could tell he was trying to look for more shit to bring the k800i down, but couldnt think of anymore. loser. only to you, the main priority of a fone is the games.
get a life.

hols

2007-03-15T22:14:00.000+08:00

My personal effectiveness: <0 can go home, anyway, im already home.
at the start of the day, i tell myself wad hmwk to complete for the day.
so when i woke up at like 12:30, i took the duzhe piece of paper out.
uncontrollably, i brought it in front of the computer. wrote my name on the paper, den a convo pops out. jun yong.
talked to him for nearly 2 hrs, taught him maths and told him a whole story on duzhe, cuz he lost his book. and talked about gym stuff oso.
den he said he had ERP to do, and i remembered my duzhe.
filled in “nian fen and qi shu", den sian oredi.
took my handfone out to play ancient empire. damn addictive, and a games like 1 hr plus. amazing for a handfone game. so i played like 2 games.
den i wrote in the "xuan du pian ming"
den i went blog hopping.. mark, kevin yap, yulin, rohan,sean, yeanpok, nigel, sumo. in no order. den from pok's blog went to his car links..
damn cool, went car ogling for damn long.
afterthat, i realised its quite late. and i havent exactly done much. and its getting late, so i chiong abit at the eleventh hour(literally). and i got a paragraph out.
Summary(work done in a day):i know i rock.

rush day

2007-03-16T19:47:00.000+08:00

today supposed to go to sch for chem remedial. but mr vetuz pon lesson. so follow jon and went to shao chun's house to gym. het lunch there, den i suddenly remembered about thinkquest web check. supposed to meet at 1, and it was 2:30. ran like mad back to sch, and submitted my thinkquest form. i would have been disqualified. jiaxuan and erdong din even call me
after that. i remembered junyong said wanna go bishan gym at 3:30. slut, it was oredi 3:35 and he called me, ran to j8 to meet him. on the way, i received an sms from Nigel, asking me if i wanted to watch a concert at 7. at tampenis. damn far so i din go. gym till damn shack, but damn kick at the same time. after gym we went bishan lib to mug. funny eh? den we had dinner at long johns and subway. shit, uber fun.

despite the intense rush, i could still spare a few seconds to take a picture.

LIKE TOY SOLDIERS

Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on for toy soldiers

I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure
Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it
Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it don't matter
I'd never drag them in battles that I can't handle unless I absolutely have to
I'm supposed to set an example
I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'em
If some shit ever just pop off, I'm supposed to be beside 'em
Now the Ja shit i tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it
There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it
I heard him say Hailie's name on a song and I just lost it
It was crazy, this shit way beyond some Jay-z and Nas shit
And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it
I spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted
And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it
This ain't what I'm in hip-hop for, it's not why I got in it
That was never my object for someone to get killed
Why would I wanna destroy something I helped build
It wasn't my intentions, my intentions was good
I went through my whole career without ever mentionin' ...
Now it's just out of respect for not runnin' my mouth
And talkin' about something that I knew nothing about
Plus Dre told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef
So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth
While he's all over t.v. down talkin' a man who literally saved my life
Like fuck it i understand this is business
And this shit just isn't none of my business
But still knowin' this shit could pop off at any minute cuz

There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme
And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dyin'
But now it's elevated cuz once you put someone's kids in it
The shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it?
It's a different ball game, callin' names and you ain't just rappin'
We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin'
Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him
And asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after him
Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how he stabbed him
Fuck it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it
Meanwhile my attention is pullin' in other directions
Some receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his desk
Has an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his ressurection
Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record
But now he's fucked the game up cuz one of the ways I came up
Was through that publication the same one that made me famous
Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin'
Well fuck it, that motherfucker can get it too, fuck him then
But I'm so busy being pissed off I don't stop to think
That we just inherited 50's beef with Murder Inc.
And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mind
We still have soldiers that's on the front line
That's willing to die for us as soon as we give the orders
Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us
We'll maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorus
To show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it is
To have Runion Avenue Soldiers up in our corners
Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is
But I ain't tryna have none of my people hurt and murdered
It ain't worth it I can't think of a perfecter way to word it
Then to just say that I love ya'll too much to see the virdict
I'll walk away from it all before I let it go any further
But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin'
I'm just willin' to be the bigger man
If ya'll can quit poppin' off at your jaws well then I can,
Cuz frankly I'm sick of talkin'
I'm not gonna let someone elses coffin rest on my conscience cuz

day.

2007-03-17T23:34:00.000+08:00

Chancellor's Challenge Shield

today, out from morning 8 to 11pm.
Chancellor's Challenge Shield. We were like the only sec sch? the rest all JC/U
and of course, we did not make it past the first round.

Lovely Teammates, Daniel Chew and Kevin Yap

HCI team Cogito.. WAH UBER SPORTSMANSHIP!
part 1
"B"
"that is incorrect, the answer is D"
"D! D! we said D!"

part 2
"C"
*answer highlighted(B)*
"oh B B"
"sorry your answer was C"
WAH JAG HAHAHHA THE WHOLE WORLD CHEERED

den met up wif my mum's fren's son to play pool. damn productive, corrected ALOT of my major faults.
1.focus more on the cueball than the object ball
2.hold cue lower, parallel to table
3.straightened my swinging
4.positioned bridge further away from cueball.

damn imba!!!!!
den we ate at sushi tei.. i was supposed to put the raw beef strips in the beaten egg and den cook it in the soup, but bloody, eat it raw much nicer. their thing shud be qt fresh so shud be okay. summore beef is the only meat that can be eaten raw.
wanted to watch Pursuit of Happyness, but no bloody timeslots. bleahz. so,
GO HOME!

QUOTE OF THE DAY
i heard the non chinese people say
"ay i think the answer for question 50 is C, i.ve heard about him before."

heres the question.
50. Which of the following is the first Chinese to enter the NBA
A. Li TaiMin
B. Yao Ming
C. Mao ZeDong
D. Wang Nan

shud i change blogskin

2007-03-18T01:05:00.001+08:00

blogskin.

2007-03-19T17:12:00.000+08:00

okay fine. i shall not change the blogskin. i did it in like 50 mins. haha quite improper still. this is the story of how my blogskin came about.
i told daniel wong i wanted a personalised blog, game him some pics. and this was the result. i like it, it was personalised. but at the same time, i was afraid some ppl would say im damn ego or wad to put so many pics of myself here. it wasnt my intention, my intentions were good. all i wanted was just a personalised blog. but i have been quite glad that no one said it was ego or wad, or at least no one told me straight in theface..but i'd rather you tell me what you think anyway, so i can change certain things or wad. but it has somehow bothered me, so i made a backup. haha but it would be quite unlikely that i will change it lah. =D
i really want opinions though
PS: Yesterday this person come and tell me its qt ego, i din really mind it at all, but she continued to say "ego rafflesians" and stuff like that. i was really mad, if u think this blog is ego, fucking scold me straight in the face, dont bring in thousands of other innocent people. be responsible for ur words.

WHAHA okay back to main topic!
at the start of the day, there was darkness within the sch.

JunRui and (someone not from my class) getting screwed by our good fren for playing soccer in class after the lights were recovered. they damn funny, stand up juggle oredi, sit down on the floor do groundwork. i call it the "circus play".

OKAY, i guess ChuYong was DAMN HUNGRY. (just look at that greedy smile)

.. wadever =/

QUOTE"

"Class, so how do we get the roots of these 3?" - Mr Vijay

"We have to dig them out from the soil" - HMS

And another! feat. Vietnam Zei Trung

"when a cat jumps into the pond, the rooster smiles. what can you conclude?" - Trung

"err. what?" - HMS

"When theres a wet P***Y, the c*** is happy." - Trung

interact

2007-03-22T18:43:00.000+08:00

damn blur lol din take properly, anyway, today was mentoring at daqiao. damn stressful lah, they are damn bloody uncooperative, and its damn hard juz to get them to sit down and keep quiet. supposed to let them do the english paper and go thru wif them, but we could only let them finsih doing the eng paper. for 1 1/2 hrs. got damn uber pissed, but of course cant show it, or else they would all already be dead.
and damn funny, i took a blank english paper to do, and i wanted it to be like the answer sheet, so that later will be easier to mark. den the other guys din know i did it, and they went to mark it. and 48/48 ^^ IMBA! they damn shocked who so imba whahaha. i own p4 english man!

some funny answers they gave:
Mrs Tan _____ to the class what the word meant.
the answer was explained. some of them put exclaimed.
"CLASS! THE MEANING OF THIS WORD IS (wadever) WOO HOO!!"

The pupils waited _____ for their exam papers to be returned.
answer was anxiously. some put furiosly.

Close Passage.
Charles Dickens was a _____ writer.
answer was famous. they put cruel.

...the bosses were mostly _____ men
answer was cruel, they put hunger.

..would either die of _____ or sickness.
answer was hunger, they put generous.

*this is just for fun, im not trying to suan or anything lol

hangman
_ I _ _ _ D _ Y
Clue: once in a year; presents
answer was birthday, they keep saying christmas
_ E _ _ _ O _ _ _ _
Clue: Transport
answer was helicopter. they shouting out, car.

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