Yeah.. its my life.. in my own words i guess

Island Creamery

2009-11-01T22:40:00.003+08:00

Jasselyn's working at Island Creamery. She said she could "scoop big big" for us. Thus we headed down yesterday.

Went there, waited awhile for Jasselyn to arrive before we placed our orders. It was well worth it. Her scoops were mad big:D SLURPP
So as we sat down to eat, it started to pour outside. It got really cold, especially cuz we're eating ice cream. We took the guitar and keyboards provided and jammed. LOVE IT. So Shawn, Sumo and I kept doing the "Beck style buh-bye". Cuz its like Beck has this perma slur to his voice and everytime before he hangs up, he will say "buh-bye" in this funny way. So everytime we did it, Beck will laugh along with us, and we were quite ??? also hahaha so when he finally realised we were making fun of him, he went like "Oh yall trying to imitate me ah?" hahahhaha

So after ice cream, we decided to go for pool. But Shawn had to go home. So the 3 of us cabbed down to Toa Payoh Snookerzone. In the cab..
Beck: "Ay do I really say that? Lemme try"
*Beck takes his phone out, punches a few numbers*
*My phone rings. Becks calling. I answered*
HMS: "Hello?"
Beck: "Hello. Where are you now?"
HMS: "Oh. I'm in the cab with you and sumo, we are going to Toa Payoh Snookerzone for pool"
Beck: "Oh okay. buh-bye."
All: "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH"

Pool was good. Actually not really. Didn't play too well.

After pool, Sumo and I had a mad plan to stand 50m in front of the taxi stand to avoid the queue. But we failed. Miserably. Them cabbies trying to become righteous these days.

Oh btw, did you know that Chem is 3?

Pool with Pioneer JC

2009-10-31T11:47:00.005+08:00

So.. a few days back, Marvin msged me, telling me to look for 3 other friends to spar with 4 of his players from the PJC Pool Club on friday, which was yesterday. He told me to play with them race to 5, loser pays for table. So I managed to get Lionel, my sis's bf, his friend, and Benjamin*.

At first, I was warming up with Lionel. I was also kinda observing how they played. One of them was not bad, the one in black PJC t-shirt. He was very sharp and his placing was not bad. So after the warm up, we opened two tables for the matches. I was made to play with the black t-shirt guy.

So we did the lag to decide who starts first. He won, and he did the break. I was really nervous somehow and I was literally shaking. Scractched(pot the white ball by accident) the first and third round, and foul by touching the ball on the first and second round. I lost the first 3 rounds, and I was down 3-0.Lag. See whose ball closest to the rail after 1 cushion to decide who starts.

Maybe its now when I finally calmed down and started to focus more. I started to pot balls more consistently, and somehow managed to win with a scoreline of 5-3.

My best friend was down to support me, and that made much of a difference:) Thanks, you really made my day:)

Lionel won 5-1 at his table too:D

So we decided to race to 3 instead, as a race to 5 took too long, and they paid quite alot for the table. I was up against another of their player. As usual, don't ask me why, I lost the first round. But I managed a victory with a scoreline of 3-1 at the end. It was a good experience. I guess the tournament last week aided today's results.

So after the pool session, my BF and I went to play Left 4 Dead at Paradiz. We got a survival time of 4:47 at the Generator. Beat that!:D I doubt I got a timing as high when I went with the siodis lol.

Anyway, POOL SESSION WITH SIODIS LATER AND ISLAND CREAMERY WITH SEXY BECK, STINKY SUMO, AND SLURPY SHAWN TONIGHT!!

Life's good, until it starts to suck.

Oh by the way, is there another name I can call Chi by?

*Sumo. bet you din know hahaha

The lonely war

2009-10-25T12:16:00.011+08:00

Today is the day of the tournament. I woke up this morning with kinda the same feeling like a day of the promo exams. That same kinda nervousness. I had a little tummy ache too. Its called a "Luak-over"

A Luak-over (pronounced /"lwak-oh-ver/) describes the sum of unpleasant physiological effects following heavy consumption of Oyster Omelette.

Had a 10 dollars plate of orh luak yesterday with siodis.Siodi Tower of Death

20 dollars worth of Oyster Omelette in one picture. SLURPP

So I lay in bed, playing with my itouch apps. Mafia Wars, Street Racing and Vampires. Then I stupidly played tap tap 3. The accelerator goes nuts when you play with an upside down itouch.

Went to bathe and got ready to head down to Toa Payoh Snookerzone. It was kinda different today. Instead of the usual bustle of a crowded pool hall, it was just a few players, one at each table, glove on the servant-hand(opposite of master hand), their eyes.. as serious as sirius black.

I went to look at the chart. It was an open 8-ball tournament, which means people of any age and any seeding can play. I didn't recognize the name of my first opponent, which I presumed was a good thing. "Your table is table 7. Stay there and practise first before your opponent arrives" So I took the set of balls, and made my way to table 7.

"Erm excuse me, didn't I call you tell you yesterday that you were supposed to be in long pants?"

"Oh really? I only remembered you telling me to wear a collared shirt and covered shoes."
So I phoned my mum to bring a pair of jeans down for me. I did my usual warm-up sequence. starting with long-pots. My form sucked. Kinda lowered my moral for the tourny. So my mum came to pass me my jeans, and I changed.

"All players please close the table and gather at the front counter. The tournament will commence soon"

I wasn't ready. I didn't have a choice either.

"Hey, you're playing at table 7, right?"

I turned back, standing in front of me was an 8 feet tall man. Almost the length of a pool table. He was really big sized, and I knew I was in for some deep shingz. Big people are usually some mad ownage at pool. Just like Benjamin "Sumo" See-toh. I could only manage a soft "yeah."

It was a race to 4. He won the coin toss, and was first to break. I had already set up all my cues, including the jump which I don't usually use. It shouts: Don't bother trying to snook me. I can simply jump over the obstacle. It was a wet(not dry) break, and he took the first shot of the match. He missed. I was surprised.

So I went up to table, reciting my textbook basics in my mind. Right leg one o clock, left leg parallel to cue, elbows 90 degrees, take note of pullback speed and distance, stay down on shot. My mind was flooded with information. So I pot the first ball, then the next, then the next, then the next, then the next, then the next, literally. One last solid ball left before the black. It was frozen to a striped. Complacency set in when I decided to just contact the solid ball. Never did I expect it to cost the game. All the striped balls were open, and he cleared all of them. The black included. First rack to him.

The first game is usually deciding, as it shows who's is better, and the leading player would have a better moral. I remembered a quote from pool legend Peter Goh. He once said:"Never have the mentality that your opponent is better than you, and that it is ok for you to lose. If you think that way, you are already defeated."

With that in mind, I made the break for frame 2. I have gotten into the mood already, the competition mood. My concentration and form was at its peak, and I took every chance I had seriously. Frame 2 was to me.

For the following games, I started to feel restless, and somehow I lost my concentration. I took the shots really simply, and all the basics had started to go haywire. I guess I lacked competition stamina. Eventually, I lost the race to 4.

So I went to the counter to punch for the table. Knowing that I had lost, the counter lady told me that he was a really good player, and a regular at Klassic. Klassic is where all the top players in Singapore train, and that place has a very strong competitive aura.

It was a good experience overall, and I have learnt a great deal. Competitive pool is not about being sharp and placing well, but also tons of safety play and snooking, something which I have never really been working on. I guess that's the reason for my lost, a lack of experience. I never regretted joining this competition, and it was a $10 well spent. More worth it than the orh luak I had yesterday. Make me kena Luak-over summore.

I will become a better player.I will never give this dream up.

I decided to walk home. I reflected about the game, and the reasons why I lost. On the way home, I met old people. Then I thought about life. Why do people fight so hard all their lives, only to end up so frail, so helpless, so weak? I took my gaze off them.

I reached home, and placed my cue case at where it usually sits. I then sat down at the computer, and started to blog. It started with something like this: Today is the day of the tournament. I woke up this morning...

Its Friday

2009-10-24T00:06:00.003+08:00

Today, which is also the day after yesterday, and the day before tomorrow, is the last day for our restructured timetable. Also Priscilla's birthday. Gave her her present during morning assembly, only to get it back later in the morning due to the mismatch of size =.= Why cant all girls be of the same size.. Saves all the hassle hahahaha

Got Brian and Sujin to join my Mafia/Street Racing/Vampires Crew. Mad imba liao. Still looking for more crew members. If you do have these applications on your itouch/iphone, please tell me your User ID!! Together, we can own the world.
Left sch early for Toa Payoh Snookerzone, for the 8-ball tournament. Met up with sumo first. Guess what? I got the freaking date wrong. 23rd is the draw date while 25th is the actual competition. ARGHH mad jag!! So sumo and I played pool and snooker. I have gotten some coaching from Mr Marvin Lim, Singapore's reknowned snooker player, and I'm still trying to get used to the new techniques he has taught me. I guess the improvement was more significant in snooker, as I got a score of 61 and 60 for 2 frames. Sumo got 29 and 42, which was not too bad either. Raced sumo to 9 as a practise for Sunday's tournament. Kinda nervous abt the real thing lol.

Headed down to Meridien Monstercue after that for pool with Peter. It was packed with Rafflesians lol. Its much easier to pot balls there as the pockets are much bigger compared to TPYSZ heh.

Went to watch 500 days of Summer after that. I wasn't aware that Summer was the name of the lead actress=/ Didn't quite enjoy it.. Found it kinda boring. Argh oh well.

Tmr is Siodi day. We gonna LAN! Heh heh heh.. Oh yeah in case yall are still wondering what Tech Whye Williams is, it was the name of my character the last time the Siodis played Left 4 Dead. hur hur. Hopefully we go for some mad orh-luak after that at Newton:D

Quote of the day
*Meng does the break for a rack of pool*
Sumo: OUCH!
HMS: What?
Sumo: The freaking ball hit me lah!
HMS: OMG! It hit your finger?
Sumo: YA LAH THEN?
HMS: okay foul.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Oh by the way, what song did plaza sing?

FOOD FOOD

2009-10-22T21:41:00.010+08:00

You know what, im actually too lazy to post abt all the post promos activities lol. Its over already anyway(not as if anything i blog about hasnt happened yet but whatever) LOL.

So today is OP dry run for our class. Our group took it really lightly, compiling the powerpoint slides only last night. I also did my script ytd. Couldnt rehearse a shit because I couldnt print the damn script either. As expect, I did a shitty presentation, relying on the script like free and stumbering alot.

But for some reason, I have been feeling damn high recently. Its like a cycle, for a few days I will just be really emo and sad, and the next few days I will be high. Maybe I'm going nuts.

So after screwing OP up, Busty Beck, Sexy Shawn, Scandalaous Sumo and Motherly Meng went to j8. Shawn wanted to go to macs for the Wi-Fi. So I was like "Huh Wi-Fi not 6?" So Sexy Shawn went like "Cuz 7 8 9". ha ha ha so fan-nii

We ended up at food juction instead, cuz theres no orh luak at macs, and I cant survive without orh luak. Managed to whine my way to not go Macs:D

After orh luak, we were deciding whether to go Macs for the Wi-Fi again or Hagen Daz. Decided on the latter, because the post man said so. So the 4 of us babes went for the Eat All You Can offer:D

Lazy to rotate lol

Our first batch:D Tried to take a picture.. but its empty..

Second Batch! Mines the one on the right. Nice right? Like dog shit

Blood 'o Mine. Shawn snatched the menu from me and the metal thing meat hooked me. ouch.

Need I say more? World's hottest guy posing with white creamy stuff.

A picture of contrast, big and small.

Strawberry Cheesecake with 2 choc flavoured ice cream. SLURP!

My phone auto deletes ugly human body parts. HAHAHA

We were playing Spin the Coke bottle game while eating. It was quite accurate!:D

Maybe its just a/an (ugly) korean thing. Bitchy Beck eats his ice-cream whole. You cant possibly have brainfreeze without a brain, so its alright I guess :)

Hung out awhile before I had to go give tuition. My tuition kid bloody drew on my itouch with a pencil. Argh.

Anyway, gonna go for a 8-ball pool tournament at Toa Payoh Snookerzone tmr at 11am. Come down too if you want heh but that also means you might have to pon lectures.

Thats it for now:D Shall end off with some mad appitizers

HEY ORHLUAK YOU SO FINE
YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
HEY ORH LUAK!
HEY ORH LUAK!

Orh-some Orh-luak.. Can't imagine life without you <3

Revival

2009-10-18T14:46:00.006+08:00

Hey all! As some people might already know, I said I was gonna revive this blog after promos. It has been delayed until now because I have been busy with all the outing and stuff, and I know that people too, will be busy with their post-promos activities, and wouldn't have time to read a blog. Anyway, I try to make an effort to keep my blog updated partly for myself. I wanna keep it like a diary. Sometimes, I go back and read through my old posts and get reminded of the fun I used to have, so they'll never be forgotten.

Ironically, I haven't been blogging for so long. It'll be a lie if I were to say that I wanted to concentrate on my studies, as my CT results prove otherwise. But I've got to admit, JC life is so different from Secondary and Primary school life, and there's really much adaptation to do. For me, it hasn't really been a smooth sailing one. At the beginning of the year, Brian Lim and I wanted to set up cuesports as a CCA. I naively thought that it would all go well, thus I did not go for any other CCA trials.

However, it struck me quite hard when it got rejected, and I started to go for some CCA trials such as Street Dance, Interact Club etc. All of which I got rejected, might be due to priority given to JAE students, might be due to lesser spaces left after first trials, or maybe I simply just suck. Not to mention i was one of the directors in Interact Club back in RI. I was then given the opportunity to be the Overall IC of MR house CIP, together with Jasselyn. It was one hell of an experience. It really allowed me to learn more about myself. Areas which I excel at, and area which I should simply stay away from. Few weeks later came the interviews for MR House Comm. I thought I'd give it a shot since there'd be nothing to lose, and I was already starting to feel the house spirit after MR House CIP. My name didn't appear on the list. It blew what remained of my
self-confidence.

Pathetically, in the attempt to look on the brighter side of stuff, I told myself that I have more time to study! But knowing myself, Pool would take priority over books any day. Hence, CTs weren't too smooth sailing either. I told myself I needed to focus, especially for promos. I needed more self-worth. I started my promos revision early, and the pace was just right. However, I am not sure if it backfired when I didn't really study much during the days of the exams itself. Oh well, for now I guess I'll just immerse myself in the plethora of enjoyment activities and outings for relaxation after all that shit that I have gone through this year, and maybe reward myself for the effort I've put in for promos:)

Basically, like everyone else, I have been going out almost everyday after promos. Its been more than a week now, and this failing memory of mind forbids me to remember exactly the dates or order of which they happened. Thus, I SHALL DO IT MY WAY;)

okay lah, at least i remembered that on the last day of promos, Beck, Sumo, Shawn, Rama and I 10S06B pool club, went to Toa Payoh Snookerzone for pool. Brian Lim came along:D raced Beck to a race to 10, and the score was 10-0. Beck won. no im serious. tsk, im not lying. really lah. oei bluff you for what? aiyah thanks for the confidence lah but this time really lost. ... really lah.. he was damn good.. tsk! why dont you believe me! zzz he was good.. maybe i was off form.. IM TELLING THE TRUTH! dont believe ask sumo! k lah just kidding:D went on to race sumo to 5 with a scoreline of 5-1. thought i might have won i have lost my dignity. LOL just kidding just say for fun cuz it sounds damn retarded. but i kinda lost touch after abstaining from pool for like a month. cueing was all over the place, stance felt weird.

AFTER THAT WE WENT FOR ORH-SOME-ORH LUAK AT NEWTON<333 thanks to Marcus Ng, the ugliest siodi, I have been having a permanent craving for orh luak. In fact I have been eating it everyday for the past 3 weeks without fail. Okay actually i missed one day because the meals i had that day didnt allow me to eat it. However, i made it up with some days having two servings of orh luak XD Beck spotted Asahi, some jap beer. So Beck, Sumo and I shared a 2 litre canister of Asahi, while Shawn, being the manlier guy of the bunch, decided that he would take mineral water. I actually got really woozy after 2 glasses of Asahi, which was bullshit as im a hard liquor drinker. Maybe its the malt. Being drunk makes one much more easily irritable.

We were supposed to head to clarke quay after that, but sumo wanted to go home to bathe first.

At his house, he told his mum he was gonna go to clarke quay. His mum's response was "go clarke quay for what? later get raped by girls" we LOL-ed so hard. Upon reaching clarke quay, we met Imran, which was not much of a surprise. Then we met up with Brian and Sujin at Macs. Had supper and a little chat before heading for Brian's estate. Dont ask me why we went all the way to clarke quay to go Macs lol.
We went there by cab
Cab 1: Brian, Beck and I
Cab 2: Sumo + Sujin = Su(mo+jin)
Sialahh no wonder they say my math pro On the way there, the 3 of us in Cab 1 were sharing mad jokes, laughing like genuine drunkards. God knew what happened in Cab 2. At Brian's place, we drank and played blackjack. This is the part where you forget everything that has happened, and wake up the next morning feeling shitty.

I was awoken by a phone call. A phone call I have ever so anticipated to receive. Sujin had gone home by then, as she couldnt stay overnight like any other normal girl. Sumo went down to the punching bags to relieve some angst, while Beck and Brian lay there as good as dead. I joined sumo downstairs, and Brian's mum whos really nice bought us break fast. MacDonalds buffet style. buy all spam on the table take what you want. I laikke(but i bet sumo laikked it more)

After breakfast, i met up with peter to play pool. Obviously i had a mad hangover, and played like shit. Saw this 2 other guys at another table, and remember what i said about being easily irritable? their faced irritated me so i went to ask them for a doubles game loser punch. Almost lost terribly cuz of my bad bad form which i either fouled or miss all the time. Thankfully we still won at the end cuz peter's pool is godlike.

Alright, a break for now before i work on my next post about post-promos activities :D
PS: This post was typed twice due to some fucked up technical error that erased my whole post argh

Suave. But also must be careful

2009-01-08T00:18:00.006+08:00

K so its like this, yesterday, im supposed to blog, but because i need to do some vid editing cuz i was abit too *ahem* heh. yeah, and to edit, i need to change the file extension to something that Windows Movie Maker recognises, and the converters i downloaded either didnt work, or had a big shitass line of "REGISTER NOW TO REMOVE THIS" right smack in the middle of the video.
Thank you YeanPok for all the help in video editing and censoring.

After we went home from the previous post's skating, Daryl went to stay overnight at someone elses home, so the next day, i went swaving with Marcus. At bukit timah again, this time, the richbitch of the richbitch estate, 6th avenue. this kinda places. cfm got mad cars. Check em out
Rolls Royce from centuries ago

Freakin cool Black Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder
To the driver: Sorry that the pole had to cover your face XD

So we were swaving swaving swaving, swaving swaving swaving, making out way to the destination, taking stupidass random videos.

I'm sure "Wah got car, very scary."

Mad catch XD ROFL AT 0:26 tee hee

And so we reached the destination. Mad Slope of 6th avenue. it was very steep and long, and it was a road, so there would definitely be cars. Notice that these boards do not have breaks, so yeah. if a mad car suddenly appears ah.. so we made our way up.. it was so steep we had to walk up instead of swave up.

Sry i took this vid from the wrong angle. was kinda nervous lol. I had to stop cuz it was really too fast and i had to get off, i knew i would lose control. You can even hear the sound of the wind at the later part of the vid..

Marcus had the balls to go all the way down, just when a BMW appeared, and stopped there. Marcus made it in time to swave away from it, but fell on his back. in the next vid, you will notice his white cap on the ground. I was kinda shocked he fell quite badly so i screwed up the next vid too. partly cuz its a new phone also lah.

When i reached there, i was like omg. his shirt was torn, abbrasions all over the shoulder, blood flowing down his palms from his wound at his elbow. but not whining like a baby haha. his old wound totally opened up again. Gonna show some gory pics below, and if youre afraid of blood and anything of that sort, do visit my blog again soon :)

Quote of the day:
Nigel: So to get to Jurong Swimming Complex, you have to go to Chinese Garden, not Jurong East, and its on the Green Line, so we can meet at City Hall then we all go together.
Lawis: walao, can we go to Juring Swimming Simple anot? its too COMPLEX for me already..
Meng Siew: LOL
Shaun: hahhaha nice one Lawis

Mad Swave. Suave

2009-01-05T18:21:00.002+08:00

Hi all.
Lets start of this first post with a question.
When your hair pees, what comes out?
New year.
Hair Pee New Year.
to all.

Me realises something, I dont blog during hols. Why you may ask. Or maybe you wont. But if you ask, the ans is cuz I'll be too busy. Wowing, Pooling, Swaving. In order of time spent on it.
You may ask, Pro Meng, whats Swaving? I may answer you, but then again, I might not. But if I do, I'd say, its a form of Skating. I know Yuda comes into your mind. Cuz he just appeared in mine, fully clothed of course(or maybe not).

that paragraph was full of shit. Hi, I'm Meng Siew, welcome to my blog all over again.

Pool has been quite okay, but I need to get better for it, for those of you who knows what my plans are.

Wow has been good, although my money reset cuz I reached the stupid limit -.-

Met Daryl from thru Marcus in wow. Went pooling 2 days back. The number of games I lost was 5+3-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2+6+29-69+2-3-6+65-14. =D

Got inspired to buy a Swaveboard, and I did. So we went mad swaving today, at the richbitch people's houses at Bukit Timah. Mad slopes down there.

We went down the damn long sloped road. There was once this damn truck came damn near us. It was so close that if marcus had an erection, he'd prolly get his willy ground off. I was traumatised for like awhile.

So we thought we wanna go somewhere else, less mad cars. Westcoast Park.

Reached there, skated for awhile, then we found this tunnel kinda thing which looked like a nice terrain for us to mad skate.

Marcus is a mad Vidwhore. We took vids of him going down mad slope from 2 angles. We gonna do more POV vids next time =D

Swaveboard. are you Suave enough?
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

btw i dropped my phone into the sea, and i lost every single contact. msg me for yours if you want me to have your contact. Oh yeah.

PSP for sale

2008-10-01T02:02:00.025+08:00

SOLD!(unless you can seal a deal with me before 10th nov with a good offer)
~~Finally.. a moment that everyone has been waiting for.. my psp is up for grabs! At a cost.~~

~~Frontal Double Biceps..~~

Lat Spread..

Side Triceps..

~~PSPlympia!!~~

~~PSP Pre-judging..~~

Thanks for watching the posing routine of my psp. I know its prolly the coolest psp in the beautiful island of Singapore. I know the quality of the pics suck, cuz i lost my damn cybershot phone. but neh mind, as long as the real thing is good.

Oooooh lookie here. my 8GB memory stick. its Memory Stick Micro (M2) 8.0GB in M2 Pro Duo Adapter. one memory stick, two sizes! how cool is that? this is the original sandisc mem stick with the original seal. retails at a price of at least $140. it was $165 when i got it. dont come telling me youve seen some cheapass 8GB stick for like $80 bux cuz it aint got no damn seal and it dosent have an adapter, just plain big shitass card.

Purchase from me and you will get..
1) PSP Slim & Lite(duh) which is less than 1 year old with high-quality thick stickers which will NEVER fold up at the sides for at least a good 5 years I assure you.
Cost of PSP Slim when I bought it(modded, which means you can download games and do not have to pay for the cartridges, or UMDs. If youre from Sony, you did not read the previous sentence): S$280
Cost of Sticker: S$28

2) Original Sandisk Memory Stick 8GB with seal.
I can show you the seal. I paid $160 for it.

3) 3rd generation twin-trigger sound-reactive lights mod.
Or put it simply, the triggers light up according to the volume of the sound.

4) UMD door sound reactive lights mod with trasparent acrylic plate.
Have you ever looked at something (or someone) and just wished that you could see whats inside? Here you go. The back of my psp has had its psp logo replaced with a transparent acrylic plate. The chinese word "Han" is engraved on it. Also has the sound-reactive lights feature.

5) High-speed Twin-USB-cable.
Have you ever though to yourself: Damn. How I wish I could enter both holes at once. Now you can! with this cable, you can charge your psp, and enable USB functions both at once! Bought it at $25

6) Original Black PSP hard pouch.
Was $19.90 when I bought it but its 9.90 USD now.

7) Extra Battery. The original PSP slim battery has a capacity of 1200 mAh. this extra battery has a capacity of 4800mAh. You do the math. Bought it at S$55

8) PSP Charger(came with the psp set). Self explainatory

Now for the most important part. the price. I've stated the price i paid for for the sole purpose of your reference only, and they are not the prices that I'm asking for. I'd say the condition of this PSP is 9.5/10, because I've never dropped it, and it has a screen protector on since it the day it was bought, and it is less than a year old. The thick sticker is scratch-proof, so if you remove the stickers and screen protector, the psp is as good as brand new. I keep it in the case all the time when not in use.
AND..
*I will absorb the cost of replacing the screen protector before selling
*The transparent acrylic place can be personalized according to your wishes. Which means that you can provide a design and replace mine. For a cost. You can choose to make do with mine too, still cool XD

the price is negotiable. not that ive stated a price but yeah, you get the point.

interested people can contact me at 9841 7810 or maleo_boom@hotmail.com

Laugh it out(LIT)

2008-09-20T21:39:00.004+08:00

i know you guys have been mugging like free for EOYs(well.. most of you... okay.. SOME of you).
so heres some stressilase for you to destress.

stress-i-lase [stress - si - lace] Pronunciation Key
–noun
Biochemistry. any of a group of enzymes that catalyzes stress to cause it to disappear.

let the games begin (:
Welcome to Raffles Insitution

i was angry, and my sister's laptop was the first thing i saw

spot the error ;)

sleepyhead zi. eyes semi-open

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yeah, we've heard of frameless specs, but frameless and BRIDGELESS??

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2008-09-18T22:37:00.001+08:00

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Stocks Challenge

2008-09-06T22:31:00.009+08:00

7:00AM Alarm
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

7:09AM Alarm
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

7:18AM Alarm
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

7:27AM Alarm
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

7:36AM Alarm**
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

7:45AM Alarm**
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

7:54AM Alarm**
(still early..)
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

8:03AM Alarm**
(zz. tired.. 1 more 1 more..)
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

8:12AM Alarm**
(ah damn it, just one last time...)
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

8:21AM Alarm**
(zz. i guess i have to wake up)
*Alarm off*

*goes to bathe and washup*
(Linping smses: Remember to bring uniform just in case.)
*daos the message*
*messages WeiKang: Yo you bringing uniform?*
...
...
...
(no reply)
*calls kang.. ring ring.. ring ring*
"h...e......l...l.......o...?" - WeiKang, sounding as if he had slept for a million years and i had to disturb.
"YO! got see my message anot? I asked.. eh wtf, you still sleeping!?" - Me
"yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...." - WeiKang(okay, he sounds quite orgasmic here)
"DUDE! YOU KNOW NOW WHAT TIME ANOT? SUPPOSED TO MEET AT 9 AT BOON KENG!" - Me
"i not going... i wanna sleep..." - Lazyass Kang
"wtf.. okay okay i call ping" - Me
(hangs up)

*calls ping.. ring ring.. ring ring..*
"hello?" - Limping
"YO! guess what's kang doing?" - Me
"what?" - Limping
"he still sleeping sia!" - Me
"aiyah i dont know him lah.." - Limping, sounding as calm as ever. i expected sth like WHAT THE FK? CAN WE BLAST HIS HOUSE WITH NUCLEAR TO WAKE HIM UP?
"can you ask him to wake up? im sure he want sleep then dont go, din even tell me.. at least tell me i also can sleep and pon right?" - Me
"okay okay i call now." - Limping
(hangs up)

*leaves the house. took bus 105 to go to serangoon MRT.*

(WeiKang messages: Wait for me, im coming.)
(i was delighted)
*messages Limping: AY YOU DAMN EFFICIENT! im sure you can get kang's lazyass to wake up!*
(Limping replies: huh? got meh? i only called him to ask him to go, but he say he wanted to sleep, then he started mumbling something to himself and went back to sleep LOL)

5 mins later..
(Limping messages: Where are you? im at boon lay alr.)
(i thought to myself: what a dick, at boon lay tell me for what, how far from boon keng)
*replies Limping: reaching serangoon MRT in 5 mins*
(Limping replies: WTC? you go serangoon for what? shouldnt you go bishan to take the red line?)
*replies limping: dude, boonkeng just 2 stops away from serangoon mrt*
*Limping calling.. ring ring.. ring ring..*
"Hello?" - Me
"ITS BOON LAY NOT BOON KENG!!" - Limping
"wtf? you told me boon keng ytd i swear!!" - Me
"aiyah sorry lah its boon lay.. " - Limping
(hangs up)

15 seconds later..
(Weikang messages: ay we go boon keng for what ah? i thought NTU is near boon lay?)

At this point of time, i felt like killing the world with my bare hands. Coincidentaly, Kang was heading towards Serangoon mrt too, so we met there and headed towards boon lay, where Ping had been waiting since 8:30. (remember what time i woke up?) TEE HEE

On our way there, we played "Internation Atheletes" its a game on my psp where you can play any track and field events, such as 100m, 400m, 1500m 10m hurdles, discus, javelin, shot put, long jump, high hump, archery, rapid fire pistol etc..
kang broke the WR for high jump, while i broke the WR for 110m hurdles with a time of 12.22 secs =/ hes the guy at the rightmost lane, the noob with a false start -.-

If you looked at your phone after watching this vid, you pretty much jagged yourself cuz the sound came from the video =D my phone vibrated when the video was being taken.
Kang's imba 110 hurdles technique. he just crashes into every single hurdle. and still manages to not get last.
(Limping messages: oei can hurry up anot.. i sit so long until my ass pain alr lah)
We met limping at 9:25am. he couldnt tap out because he stayed in the mrt for too long, and was fined 2 bucks. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

oh yeah, i havent mentioned where we were going. we were going to ntu for the "Grand" launch of the OCBC Stocks Challenge 2008.
but was one hell waste of a time. we played psp the whole time. the same game. it was super fun. cuz we look like retards when we press the trigger buttons as fast as we could to sprint in the game. for 400m, we took turns to finish the race.. till Kang lost it for us because his ass cramped. SERIOUSLY!

Limping took videos of me and kang cuz he said we looked retarded when we pressing the buttons as fast as we could. Kang controlled his face so he looked less stupid hahhah you should see him playing djmax XD

after the boring launch, we had lunch. marigold sponsored it, and they gave free boxed juices. ping, kang, dingfeng and i took turns to kope the boxes from the fridge. we took 4 each, and put them into the bags they provided. TEE HEE! typical kiasu. anyway, everyone else was doing that. stupidest thing to do on earth is to give out free things in singapore.

QotD:
"ay meng, how many children you wanna have next time?" - Kang
"hmm probable 4?" - Me
"4 at one time or 1 by 1?" - Kang
"siao ah? 4 at once how to breast feed? my wife will only have 2 br**sts" - Me
"use yours lah" - Kang

INTERACT MEETING

2008-09-04T22:06:00.003+08:00

today marks the last day of the chem dmp. all the groups had to do a presentation, and my group was playing some olympics game on my psp. basically there are events like 100m, 110m hurdles, long jump, shot put, archery etc. quite fun haha
after dmp, i met up with wayne, daniel, guowei and pranav to go to Mrs Eunice Tay's house for interact director's meeting. we were all looking forward to it because last year, the 43rd comm slacked and ate only, while the 44th comm(current sec 4 batch) had a meeting. so we thought we were gonna slack and just eat an dplay table tennis. we were right ;)
when we reached, we ate alot. there was spaghetti, curry chicken, roti prata and salad. then we sat down for the meeting proper. it was very, very serious. look at the video and you will understand.

Dixon does not want his cast to be signed on. Clean.

WARNING: MAN WITH CUP-IN-MOUTH FETISH
I'm trying my best not to look at the retarded Dixon beside me. I needed to concentrate. HAHA
Seems like 1 cup isn't enough for Dixon.
LOOK AT HIS DAMN JAWS hahahha

Dixon contributed much to today's meeting. For example, we did not wanna use the auditorium for the interact club installation because its too big and it will make the place seem empty. So Dixon was suggesting putting dummies at the back rows.

After that, we played table tennis. ITS DAMN FUN! but i only got my form at the end, where i won 4 points straight with super hard smacks =D then we had to go... to Dixon's house. I went with Pranav. and Dixon of course

Watched Harold and Kumar at his place. it was veh naice!! =D
yeah, thats about it.

POOL.

2008-09-02T23:05:00.006+08:00

A particle started moving from point O(Somerset MRT) towards point D(Destination, Meridian shopping centre, MonsterCue). It then thought that it was moving towards the wrong direction, and started moving back towards Point HMV, passing point O on the way. It then realised it was definitely wrongm, because HMV is quite far from Meridien. So the particle gave Luwei a tinkle and asked "ay! how to go to meridien ah?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
-.-
The particle then realised from his hysterical friend that he was actually moving at the correct direction at first. So it headed towards point O again.
When it reached point O again, its total displacement was zero after 20 minutes.
I was the damn particle -.-

Met up with Peter, an undergrad who plays pro pool and does not wanna disclose his pool "qualifications". Got steamrolled for the first couple of games. I think it was because I was too nervous. I cant play pool well under pressure, I realised. Only when im totally relaxed will I play in my best form. Kinda regained my form after the first 5 games, but still couldn't beat him anyways :P. Only once. While playing with him, I received a message from my sis's bf. "hey wanna play pool tonight?" haha shuang, more pool. plus I was geared up, had my cues so I thought why not?
So after playing pool with Peter, I met up with my sis's bf at grassroots' club to play. I feel damn bad, I have been more than 15 mins late for the past few times we met.. anyway, thankfully i was not mentally exhausted yet and was able to play considerably well. i need to play well.
He was damn nice as to send me home, and we talked about the 16 year old guy who passed away after crashing into a tree with his bro's suziki swift. i totally understand why he succumbed to that temptation. I would have done the same if i had a bro who owns a Lamborghini Gallardo.

oh and btw, i modded my psp. not the software, the hardware! (The video got cut off halfway cuz of a phonecall =/)

QotD:
"Just place the ball anyhow, and keep screwing back. Basically you just keep screwing around" - Peter

VITAS

2008-08-31T19:31:00.003+08:00

As most of you already know, my blog fainted(died temporarily). There were many occasions where i wanted to post, but ended up not posting, such as dixon's birthday pt and the vietnam OIP trip cum my boarding experience. those are major things that i did not blog about, and you must be wondering what is making me post today. watch:

this is one of the most impressive clips i have ever seen. this voice is damn amazing! and hes damn good looking plus the whole video is just damn nice. i like the violin plucking and all..

this guy tries to imitate him.. DAMN FUNNY hahahhah
this blog. shall be revived soon i guess;)

Where the hell is Matt?

2008-07-01T14:38:00.002+08:00

yesterday my sis showed me a vid of this person who was sponsored to travel all around the world to make a video. it started out when he took videos of himself at various places, dancing. he has never learnt how to dance and its like just amateur dancing.so people found it quite interesting and they thought why not give him the cash and let him go all over the world doing it XD

is veh naice

1st week of school

2008-06-26T20:55:00.003+08:00

First week of school. so damn slack. first day of school was quite slack. only real lesson was bio and physics. for bio, we went to the lab. but we ended up watching youtube videos of 100m hurdles. junrui broke the nationals junior record for his age group. it was 14.12s. junrui ran a 14.02, which was timed by an electronic timer. *claps*

some gay heh. really a cut above the rest. summore at the national level..
physics was lesson 6. teacher was absent. so i went to look for thomas next door to help me play my DJmax missions. but he did not have a free period. when their chinese teacher came, he was like "ay! still dont open the door?" while playing his psp. then i did, and he stood outside the class playing just as the teacher went in LOL.

Tuesday was slackday. first period assembly. then MATH. spoilor for the day. but then kevin sim said he was absent. i was elated man.. the rest of the day was: english, CLE, PE. yeah yeah.. and because of that english lesson, i become Shining Star Meng.

Wed couldnt be any slacker. philo, then chinese. then math. i was thinking. nevermind, 3 period of RE, have shitty math before re is only fair. but kevin had to tell me this: Mr Shankar is absent today again. !!!!!!!!! chuyong went to borrow 2 psps(PSPs), and we had some psp frenzy. the class was damn cool. one bunch of people playing PES on psp, another bunch playing DJmax, and another bunch playing burnout. the last group was playing some handphone game. i was charing my psp as we played in class. i need to get charged up for 3 RE periods =D
after REs, we went to RJ for the new south wales. for those who did it, the picture seem as though they did sth that created that hole in the ground hehehehehe
then i went for training. Joel Lim came back. i have never talked to him lol. but it was pleasent to have him back for a training. dixon did a long pass to me, and i managed to score a try. so glad! few weeks back the exact same thing happened but i dropped the damn ball. hehe satisfied XD

after training, a few ruggers and i went to j8 to have dinner with joel. i tagged along. when we reached j8, i felt my pockets. FCUK, WHERES MY PHONE! ive got 2 phones, a black one for calling and the white one for msging. so i seem like some retard holding a phone and telling others i lost mine. and when i say ive got 2 they will be like why got 2? and when im already so panicky, these kinda qns cannot get any more irritating. so i bade them goodbye, and walked back to sch along the route i took. all the way back to sch. dixon was nice guy to help me call alimi to find it. when i reach sch saiful told me that they couldnt find it. i was worried. i walked to j8 and back a few times. each time having a greater difficulty as it was getting dark. i searched till 9:30pm before i finally gave up. i told myself to be optimistic and hope someone returns it to the general office tmr. its not really about the phone that im frustrated about. its the things in it. losing ALL my contacts. ggxxyyzzf2l.

thursday morning. headed straight to the general office. i should have known better, the lady cannot give a lesser damn about it. spend most of the day worrying. so many what ifs. anyway, plan now is to leave it as it is, try calling once in a while. ive sent an sms saying that its a lost phone alr. hopefully the person who picks it up charges it and reads the msg. or hopfully no one finds it at all..
for the first time i actually hope that im getting pranked. maybe its retribution. ive been using my other number to prank a few ppl lately XD
the general office msged me saying someone returned a sony erricson phone that matched my description. i was so hopeful. but 30 mins later, "sorry, the phone belongs to someone else. it has been claimed."

no phone, no pics:(

maybe some quotes n jokes in the next post.

holidays

2008-06-20T19:41:00.006+08:00

its funny, im actually looking forward to the reopening of school. for the past holidays, i have been wasting my life away on computer games such as MapleStory. and this is the first time i have ever entered a holiday without an addiction to a particular game. its different
it made me think about alot of stuff. when you have nothing to keep you occupied, your mind runs wild. then you start to worry
term 3 of sec 4. gonna be fucking hectic. will i have time? this will be the last of the enjoyable time in my life. after sec 4 its JC. A-levels
i dread exams badly. i dont know why(it doesnt even matter how hard you try). flunk it and its over. on one hand it forces me to try to exel in it, and on the other hand, the pressure is just too overwhelming.
the 2 major holiday events. Under No Roof and Envirolympics. they ended with much regret and disappointment. i thought we would win, for both events. Envirolympics, we came back 5th out of more than a hundred teams all over singapore. an extra 600 points. but we still couldnt make top 10. its devastating
screwed-ups aside, outings with luwei, dixon and pranav has always been fun. now that luwei has a psp too, it has become much easier for me to earn more "wins" in djmax:)
pool has been good. shots have become more accurate and jump balls have become more conistant. i have to learn to balance both the jump and the accuracy of a jump ball. its like when i concentrate on the jump, it will overjump and miss. but when i aim properly, the thing just cant jump as planned. argh. practice makes perfect.
in fact just yesterday, i was pooling with dixon all the way till 10:30. he did not know the places closes at 10:30 and was asking me if i wanna stay till 11. 11pm.advertisement time. when i first saw these kinda shoes, i thought they looked crap, esp the bouncers below. then i read up mroe about it and i realised that the reviews on the were good, like they could feel themselves bouncing and that each step will cause a forward momentum so you needa use less energy to walk/run. cool eh. still got microbounce and megabounce for less and more bounce respectively. but one thing sux. the megabounces are all ugly. haiz. cannot get the best of both worlds, fun and nice.

Random pics time:We waited for 45 mins. then we saw "weekdays no operation"Sometimes, men need reassuranceshey, dont peep
And you thought they were always soft.King MengMan with Small Groin, on a Short Groyne.What? havent seen a squatter before?

I told you this was gonna be random

Under No Roof

2008-06-06T17:28:00.003+08:00

hey people.. sorry for the deadliness of this blog. have been really busy lately, especially with the extensive chinese tuition which is everyday.

in fact tomorrow, i will be going for this 2 day competition, where there are 10 people in a team who are supposed to build a house and stay overnight in it.
What: Under No Roof, a competition for the participants to know what its like to live in a shitty house.
Who: 10 people, mostly made up of interact exco and some people from npcc who are good at campcraft
When: 7th to 8th of June, Saturday and Sunday. Overnight competition
Where: Vivocity
Why: I dont know?

This event will be BROADCASTED LIVE! onto the internet.
http://www.unr2008.blogspot.com/
http://www.habitat.org.sg/
visit these 2 sites anytime from 4pm on the 7th of june(tomorrow) onwards to catch some action:)

200th post

2008-05-22T22:05:00.004+08:00

this is the 200th post of this blog. so fast, seems like just yesterday when i posted my 100th post with all the quote of the days. YEAP! LIGHT WEIGHT!

today was fun. YEAP it was. school, boring as usual. after school, supposed to be EAT TIME, but i saw luwei and pranav playing thomas's psp in class, so i went to join themXD after that, limping, weikang, zijie and i headed towards cityhall mrt. we were going to the ministry of law to interview mr k.s.

me was camera man, and i was carrying the camera. YEAP. so when we got out of the MRT, i thought i left the camera in the MRT cuz it wasnt on my shoulder anymore, so i was like "omg wheres the camera?" they knew that it was hanging on my shoulder too. then, i remembered that i put it into my bag alr cuz i wanted to play with the PSP. but i thought to myself: aiyah heck lah, act on. so i continued acting worried. 这时，limping见义勇为，高喊"GET IN THE TRAINX2"，接着，奋不顾身冲进了地铁车厢里。我这时哭笑不得，不知如何是好。so i shouted "get out!X2(just like the djmax song)" but it was too late. the door closed between us.. and i saw him moving sideways..just like a ghost crab. gone!XD

then i told zijie and weikang that i just remembered the camera was in my bag. we LOLed. but i told them to act serious when limping came back. but i honestly, i really admire what limping did. the camera was a borrowed one, and he was really responsible heh. although he did it for nothing in the end, but thats not the point

we were hungry.. so we decided that it would be EAT TIME. they wanted to eat burger king. i think burger king not nice, cuz its LIGHT WEIGHT. so i went to buy subway. it was footlong. ONE SOLID ASS FOOT. YEAH BUDDY.EVERYBODY WANTS TO EAT LUNCH, BUT AINT NOBODY WANTS TO EAT SUBWAY. WOOOOOOO
(the rest of the day is boring.)

chistopher lee in the 9 0'clock show has a lamborghini lappy. i wantttt!
*if you dont understand the all the part in caps, dont worry, you will when you become a fan of ronnie coleman :) YEAH BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

experience

2008-05-20T00:05:00.003+08:00

Lets start with saturday.Went for tuition at 2:30pm to 4pm, before meeting my sis bf for pool. haven play pool for a very long while. had a fruitful session, with a successful jump ball which potted the ball making my day.
met pranav and luwei at clarke quay mrt, before going to subway for dinner. paid luwei 17 bucks for the ticket to home club, and 13 bucks for subway dinner. 30 flew away too quickly. I had a footlong wheat bread with teriyaki chicken double cheese, with lettuce and extra tomato, finished with mayo. I had 2 cookies to go with it. slurp. Luwei was asking me how long was a footlong sandwich. i was confused. he answered his own question.
halfway through dinner, aloycious joined us. we were looking forward to home club that night, ans we shared past clubbing experiences. Pranav said that there was once in a club there was this woman who got so high and got the bouncers to throw her against the wall repeatably. comments such as her being crazy were made. aloycious said "maybe she had a dick" all 4 of us burst out laughing and aloycious swung his arms up, together with the subway tray. the cup of coke flipped mid-air and landed on pranav's new shirt. he did not seem to mind, and just went to the washroom to have the coke diluted. Luwei was like "heng it wasnt one of us(me or luwei) who spill the shit on him, if not he sure damn pissed off" haha i agree :)
so we made our way to the club. not a soul was in sight. normally, there would be a queue outside the club. so we waited. sat by the singapore river and chatted.
(fast forward)
we were about to enter the club. bouncer was checking our IDs. aloycious went first, got his tag, and went in. i was next. he checked my id, den asked "you havent 16 yet ah" den i was like "yah why?" den he passed my ID and ticket back to me and said "im sorry but i cant let you in"
wah damn JAG! i thought it was an underage party! so the other 3 stayed out with me and tried to get me in, but nothing would seem to work unless they change the bouncer and i could try with a fake ID. i got my refund. and aloycious pretended that he was underage too, and got his money back. we went for coffee at starbucks.
when we returned, the same bouncer was sitting there. luwei and aloy planned a way for me to get in. they would all go in, and aloy would take his tag off, and have pranav pass it to me and i go in like i owned the club. i was hesistant. its like the devil and angel thing
the devil is telling me that i made it all the way here, i cant just go home now, and what would the rest say? i humji, dare not go in.
the angel on the other hand, told me that it might be a decision i would regret for the rest of my life if i get caught. its not worth it, the club sucks. what will you say if they ask for your ID when youre in there?
i finally understood what peer pressure was. they always say that youre fucked when you mix with the wrong company, cuz they dont give a shit if you get fucked. but that certainly wasnt the case that night. "hey man, if youre gonna stay out, im stayin' out here with you, and if youre gonna get caught, ill just talk to the guy while you run, and i'll make a run with you."
i succumbed to the devil's persuasion, and went in when the bouncer was afb(away from bouncing).
inside, i was carefree(not whisper). they wont come in to check if youre underage when youre already in there. life went on. veteran-clubber aloycious did some fun stuff with us, like walking down the group of people and freeze. kinda cool when you do it in a whole bunch of people. we got some people to laugh. and it was the most important, we had fun XD forbidden fruits taste the sweetest
but it became kinda boring, especially when people in a club start to watch a tennis match instead. but then again, the match was good. it was R.Federer vs R.Nadal. Nadal won, in case you havent known. we couldnt take the boredom, and made our way to a nearby pub, Sahara. for the first time i saw people shishaing. was naice. at least i know i will live longer than them. (haha dixon you cant attend my funeral XD)
then, we cabbed to paradiz to play pool. i dont like playing pool without dick and nic(the name of my cues, if you have forgotten). but oh well. tables there sucked. i like the tables in grassroots club and telok blanga safra(Brunswik tables, mind you). but you cant get what you want all the time.
challenged aloycious to marvel vs capcom. my spiderman+megaman combi was the most imba. oh sorry sir, i forgot to factorise.
spiderman + megaman
= e.man(spidr + mga)
woke up at 5pm today. 30-plus unread messages.
let x be 12.
(the 30 plus) - x = the number of missed calls' caller alerts.
was one hell of a night. one night that really exhausted me both mentally and physically.
A good friend tells you "im sorry for implicating you" when yall get caught. but a best friend tells you "shit, we got caught. but we sure had fun"

Naice Friday

2008-05-10T16:19:00.010+08:00

i still felt high yesterday from thursday. Bio was do-able, and i got back my phy and geog cct =D i bet pok hates me now cuz i told him that we were both 3 marks away from our target, so we are equal(i got 28 and he got 22XD)
recess. i saw with Lucas, who was shouting "RIMB CONCERT TICKETS! 10 DOLLARS EACH" so i made him shout for my lost watch application form thing. the response was really good! i got one form filled up. which means i wasted 59 pieces of paper, of which none of them was printed double sided. thank god im not accal for green earth club but humanities club.
after school. Limping, Zijie, Weikang and I had to meet mr quek for ponning PE on thurs to mug for bio. we had to clean up the squash courts. i'd say we did a pretty decent job:

Disclaimer:
This video was taken out of pure fun. No injury was made throughout the production of this video.
I was telling the rest of them that secondary school day's detentions are never punishments. and there was this awkward silence for a moment. I'm not sure if they were thinking the same way as i was. I was thinking that we are sec 4s now, and we really dont have much time left in RI. Although it would be the same faces we would see in RJ, but RI is just different. Our Alma Mater. I had some serious fun during detention with them, but at the same time, I was afraid that it will only become a memory and things like that wont happen again. I wished that moment would last forever.. maybe thats one of the reason why i dread making new friends.. I just hate that feeling of having to part.

After detention, I went for humanities club. Humanities club has so many stuff for me during the holidays. Envirolympics, NEA Youth Environmental Envoy, lost watch sale/auction, and stuff. i like the feeling of spamming myself with things to do, keeping myself busy.. or else i will thing about stuff.. sometimes, i really need to learn how to let go and move on.

So many watches at the lost and found, easily 100. there were a few swatches, g-shocks, casio quartz and stuff, but we could not buy them before the sale:( oh ya, no Omega XD do come down during the sale of lost watches.. its all for charity. RELIABLE charity, that is.

After Humanities Club, i went to play tennis. with marcus ng. he was trying to teach me how to do a perfect smack surf. the way he does it is really cool. he dosent really throw the ball up but rather leaves it to hang in the air, bend down and whacks it. slurp.

After tennis, i met up with weikang again to go to kolem ayer tgt for the batch CIP. quite cool, we had to go to somewhere we have never been to before. but we managed to drop at the right stop instictively:)

We had to go unit by unit to ask the dudes if they need refurbishments for their houses. This particular unit left me nauseas for quite a while, especially when i saw the unit number.. my dad's previous car number plate no. (Yean Pok please do not see this)
In case you're still blur, the red juice is pig's blood. It was still kinda fresh. However i must say, the work was quite neatly done, as if the loan sharks were from AEP. i was telling them that the curve was so nice, its like a rainbow, and you can even cauculate the tangent of the curve by differentiating. however, no one found my joke funny:(

Of course, we encountered language barriers, as the people living there were mainly old folks.
"Meng, can speak Hokkien?" - Xiao Dong
"%"$%%&^£%&%^£$^"%£$%!£$%"£$%" - HMS
"nevermind.." - Xiao Dong

After our first round, we were told to go get dinner before continuing on round 2. My sis called to say that we were gonna give my mum a surprise dinner and also have a family dinner tgt before my dad goes overseas. So i told myself not to consume too much. I had a bowl of Cheng Tng at first, then i still felt kinda hungry. Then i had a big bowl of dumpling soup. i felt thirsty after that due to the high MSG concentration. Then came another bowl of cheng tng. i was bloated after that.

While waiting for the rest to finish their dinner, Sean Yap was giving me pokemon training. he said that rock is not weak against electric. i thought it was, cuz my pikachu used to do very lik dmg to onix. so he told me that is because onix is ground type. Aerodactyl is rock type too, but its air, so electric is super effective against it. (Sean i bet you thought i wont remember XD)

Second round. As boring as the first i would say. we all mustered our courage and stood outside the "bloodhouse" brave men like mark tan went to knock, while we stood outside silently. it was a waste of time. i was asking them if they would dare to even be at home if you are getting stalked by loan sharks. i wouldnt even dare appear in 3km radius around my house.

While i was messaging, Kang was peeping. i wanted type "...mother's day cum second sis birthday cum dad going overseas" before i even had the chance to finish typing the sms, kang was like "WHAT THE FK!? MOTHER'S DAY CUM!??"

After the second round, it was like 8:30 pm alr. my parents came to pick me up, and we went for dinner tgt.. on the way, we witnessed a traumatizing road fight. This man in his bike helmet was at the door of another car, and he opened the car and started shouting at the driver, and started throwing punches. after that, he slammed the door. but the door did not close, and we were all like GASP! must be his leg kena kiap in between. the helmet violenist then slammed the door again. the car jerked like mad, cuz i think the driver's leg is in god damn pain. but the car still jerked off. no pun intended.

dinner was good.

I dont know what is to become of me in the future. sometimes i feel that being a fatalist allows you to relax more, as you think that everything is pathed for you, and you just have to live it. I'm not. i know every single decision i make now changes my life. one mistake and its over

Labour day

2008-05-01T23:34:00.004+08:00

Today is Labour day. For those of you who do not know what it is, it is a day where all women go give birth, and thus we get free holiday.
So how did i spent this special day, you might ask. it was NAICEEEE
set my alarm at 7:30am, woke up at 10am. reached pranav's house at 11am. we did planning for I-Camp. we were the in charges.
we had to choose movies between movies for movie screening. most of the movies either had too much vulgarities or contains a nude scene. more of the latter.
so we just spammed like 10 plus. pranav said "anyway most of them will get rejected"
then we left his house to meet thomas, luwei and dixon for lunch. meeting time was 1230. we left the house at 1230.
had subway for lunch. during the queue, i played djmax with THOMAS CHUA. the outcome was obvious. but i got my revenge, cuz luwei took over him:)
then we walked to the LAN shop. it was cool. it used to be a cinema, and they converted it into a lan shop. ascending rows of computers, thats what it is now.
is naice.
then we headed back to pranav's for tennis. 5 people occupied 2 courts. it was naice. i just love the feeling of whacking the damn ball so damn hard, and hear that *PUCK* sound, and see it land where you want on that other side of the court. must play tennis more often.
but then again, i dont want imbalanced arms.
but then again again, i wanna play tennis, and i cant play with 2 rackets.
oh well, life is dark. because it is unfair.
and i just thought of a quote so randomly.
"alright, lets call it a day. thank you class" - Mr Shankar
"You're welcome sir!" - ZI JIE, Class Monitor of Secondary 4Q 2008
tennis is still fun.
all of us went for dinner at j8 with the exception of pranav, who was too lazy to make his way there. nicole joined us too.
service was bad. negatively bad, although they already did not give us service charges, i felt that a discount should be given for that negative service.
everyone's food was served, and they were eating. but in front of me were 3 chicken wings. and i definitely ordered white rice to come with it. i could have just told them to bring the cctv to prove it. but nevermind, they rammed the rice over. but there were NO UTENSILS!
"难道想要我用手吃吗？" almost came out of my mouth.
luwei was laughing like mad cuz of the way i looked at her when she served the rice. oh well
after that, nicole went home, and the rest of us went to macs for dessert. (YES JAREN, DESSERT) talked alot of bullshit as usual:) nice bullshit though.
home sweet home.
a day has ended, but the memories remain
im happy:)
thanks for the memories thanks for the memories..
eh wrong, that was emo haha
chinese mid year exams, bio cct, bio FPS, ERP, Book Club, GreenWave, Geog fieldwork......
the list goes on. foreverrr
time check: 12.18am
im gonna do some work after this.
the end

Vids, Pics & Captions

2008-04-29T18:50:00.014+08:00

Jeff DunHam puppet shows. Contributed by my sis! Damn funny hahhaha Enjoy!

BookShelf rui
The reason why you should not sleep in the library in this position is simple: ZhongRen here got OWNED 30 seconds after this picture was taken.
I like taking shots from underneath.
I was an early bird, but I could not find the worm
"Hey, I'm sleeping, but I'm looking at you"
Moo?
One hell of a keeper.
Yeah, its clearly shown.
Spot the error. Very difficult haha

On a side note, chem screws your brain up.
the teacher was talking about some "Kevin Coaster" guy in class, and i was thinking you can get "Kevin Coaster" by reacting "Kevin Yap" with "Coaster Acid" =/

Cool Ah Beng

2008-04-26T19:01:00.003+08:00

Sorry, no proper post. very busy nowadays with ccas and tests.

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Quote of the day~

perhaps lameness runs in the blood of a family. My elder sis and I were messaging:

"hey have yall eaten yet?" - Sis

"yeah we just ate, but not nine" - HMS

"刚吃不久(九)ah?" - Sis

LOLOLOL

2008-04-08T19:11:00.002+08:00

i overheard this conversation when i was gymming
"you know that time i come gym, Mr tell me the gym closed, but i saw mdm h*f*z* in the gym alone leh" - snowflake
"wah really ah, i think they up to something, alot of people have been talking about it" - snowflake no. 2
"haha dont know them lah, maybe one day we might be able to catch some gym sex scene" - snowflake
"yah! you know that time i saw gym porn very cool, the guy was sitting there working out then the woman go strip in front of him, then he erected and mas..." - snowflake no. 2
(i carry my stuff and walk out of the gym)

H.A.F.D

2008-04-01T19:15:00.004+08:00

"eh pok.. actually theres something i wanna tell you" - HMS

"what?" - Pok

"aiyah nevermind lah.. i think dont tell you better.." - HMS

"nevermind lah just say" - Pok

"really ah?" - HMS

"yah" - Pok

"okay.. this is my last week in RI" - HMS

"huh? what you mean?" - Pok

"my family is migrating to Australia next week.. actually i know quite long ago already but i din wanna tell you" - HMS

"huh.. what the fcuk.." - Pok

*silence for a moment*
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"the school know already or not?" - Pok

"yah.. Mr Aguss and the school all know already.. but i told them not to tell my friends yet" - HMS

"oh.." - Pok

"But i think i should be coming back for RJ bah.." - HMS

*silence for quite awhile*
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"happy april fool's day" - HMS

random

2008-03-31T18:48:00.004+08:00

nothing much this post, just ramming some random stuff

today when i went to the toilet, i closed the door and when i was about to lock it, the lock stuck out. so i just slammed it in. it went in, and i saw that it was good. but then, the plastic cover flew out from the other side. maybe its because of what miss jac sim talked to us this morning about vandalism or sth, this was what happened
"AHHHHHHHHH SEE HE BREAK THE DOOR!!" - a voice, but i knew straight away it was Hussaini
"OH MY GOD!! HE BREAK THE DOOR!!" - Kayum, i saw him changing before i went in the cubicle. i did not watch him change, just saw him
then they ran out of the toilet, screaming "GO SEE, GOT SOMEONE BREAK THE DOOR!!"
i knew they ran down the corridor telling the whole world that i "BREAK THE DOOR" cuz i could hear the echo.
i was like. what the $£%. can let me sh!t in peace?
after i revved up in the toilet, i went out, fixed the cover back, and it was as good as new. how i wish hussaini and kayum would return and shout "OH MY GOD!! HE FIXED THE DOOR!!"

few days back, sth damn funny happened. maybe its because of the way i walk, nicole teased me: "AY AH BENG!" at this moment, a full-fletched ah beng turned around and looked at her, with a cigarette stuck in between his lips. if he was less ah-bengish i would have LOLed. but i only waited till we walked past him quite a distance before i LOLed. hahahahha

yesterday, i went for the 1pm jiang lao shi tuition class instead of the 2:30 one cuz me and hern wei both wanted to visit the old chen lao shi tuition which was at 4pm. so after jiang, we both went to novena, united square to eat. i bought oreo cheesecake from maccafe. not as nice as the sakura one.
after that, we went to the chen lao shi tuition center. we sat at the receptionist table to do maths LOL. we wanted to talk to the teacher only after the class. then this guy came and gave us some flowers and doughnuts from donut factory, and said its for a girl. he was like "oh, she will take it" when hern wei asked which girl is it for. i was like "eh want kope some donut and eat anot? quite tempting"
den hern wei said "yah, den we just say he gave the flowers only lah set?"
"wah, kope whole box ah? aiyah i think better not. later he ask her how were the donuts den we tio $%"%" - HMS
i saw the name on the plastic bag. it said "mindi:)" i knew who she is. but when she came out, she just walked straight for the door without noticing the stuff. so we called her back and said that they were from a guy. she was blur, not knowing who it came from lol. so she just took them heh. "eh shit, shouldnt have told her then we can have free doughnuts" - HMS
"yah lah, you stupid lah" - hern wei

so we went in to talk to the teacher. she said that that girl has alot of suitors, so that guy might be just one of them. haha. we had a nice long chat. its really nice when old students visit long lost teachers :) old friend too haha

after that we went for dinner, before going to starbucks to study for the math TA the next day. which is also today. the nicole joined us too. i was so glad when she could make it. but hern wei was like "eh can yall dont like that in front of me anot i feel funny" oops!

Singapore Flyer :)look closely and you will see an accident. look even closer and you will see things that are too small to be seen. but at the cabin of the Singapore Flyer, samuel lent us his binoculars to check out the scene. looked bad, but worse through the bino. 20m in front of the yellow truck is a yellow motorbike. 3m away from the motorbike is a helmet. and in front of the yellow truck, there was a puddle of blood. stop drooling you cannibals. while using the bino to see the accident, i asked "eh your binoculars can take picture anot?" but no one answered me :(

"can i have chicken chop and rice, baked beans change to fries?" - maskil, poet in the making

ps: donate your darn used batteries. and weikang is a 2 faced fag

Letter

2008-03-30T00:08:00.001+08:00

Maximilian has a letter-fetish. Heres one more provided by him XD

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help. When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady f#^king like rabbits. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he’d been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don’t feel I can get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.
Walter

A letter from India

2008-03-22T13:07:00.001+08:00

I was talking to maximilian on msn just awhile ago about psp games, and he gave me a link to this joke:

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. But I’m not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven’t seen them since.

The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way, I took Bahu to our club’s poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club.
We were confused as to which piece we should remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don’t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby toddy distillery. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father’s last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn’t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love,
Mom.

P.S. : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

ZOOK OUT

2008-03-15T18:56:00.011+08:00

went to the science center yesterday, but not gonna blog about it yet, cuz all the pics are still with nic. takes quite long to send, cuz 12mp photoes are quite big in size.

Me went to the ZOO today :)

yes yes i know, ah meng supposed to be in the zoo everyday. fuck off

anyway, went there for serious work, not there to gawk at monkeys hump. it started at 8, with a briefing on wad to do. i was stationed at the origami paper frog and face painting station~

and you thought ah meng was an orang utan.

This is Zi Xuan, who thought AH Meng was a gorrilla.

then i was like "gorrilla your head lah"

den he said "not meh? den what? chimpanzee ah?"

"dont be retarded im sure you dont know" - HMS

"aiyah whatever lah, its just a monkey" - Zi Xuan

"it was a bloody orang utan" - HMS

"oh ya" - Zi Xuan

my imba golden frog. i name it the g-frog.thats ah meng's granddaughter. im serious! her names Suzie. it was a very obscene sight though. Meng the Twin-faced froggie.

damn funny, there was this family who came, and the son wad like "daddy! tell them you were from raffles too!"

"hey i see you're from the interact club! i was from the interact club too! i was a director then" - man from raffles

"oh i see! hello, im a director too actually" - HMS

"haha cool! We're brothers man!" - man, showing fist for me to do the macho punch shit

*macho punches his fist*

"so got organise activities with girls school anot, you know, rgs, tkgs, chij these kind" -man, saying it in front of his wife and children

"oh not really lah haha" - HMS

"i see. auspicium melioris aevi" - man

*smiles reluctantly* - HMS

"desmond, tell korkor your school motto" - man

"the best is yet to be." - son

"HUH!? your son's from ACS!?" - HMS

"yah, hes a traitor" - man

*thinks to self: you're retarded. i think you were really from raffles. raffles hospital*

"haha okay. nice meeting you" - HMS

tomorrow is nic's birthday. im ponning tuition for it :) cant wait to give her the presents, its damn nice, imma post it in the next post =D

which leaves me with.. no time for schoolwork or anything XD GGXXYYZZF2L

but i like.

pun

2008-03-13T19:21:00.012+08:00

puns are fun. actually, no. cuz pun starts with the letter p, while fun starts with the letter f.
most of you would have known by now that i have this weird sense of humour of punning around. so i decided to make a small compilation abt it. theres alot of puns made esp during the past 4 days of rugby training~ biquan, jia you on becoming more punny. hahaha

Isaac & Yousaac
Isaac & I-Y, I-X
Fitri & Fifour Fi5
Amos & Bmos
Benn Chang & Benn Duan
Kevin Yap & Kevin Nope
Yean Pok & Yean Beef
Yishu & Ershu Sanshu
Ben Lee & Straight Lee
Maximilian & Minimilian or Maxabillion
Alimi & Aliyou
Ayumi & Ameyou
ChuanHong & Chuanbai, Chuanlan
Marcus Koe & Marcus Hot
Biquan & C-quan D-quan
Mark Yeo & Mark What's up
Mark Tay & Mark Kopi
renyong & guiyong
Dixon & Dick-daughter

Biq's puns:
ch33by3 & ch33hello or ch33hi
Saiful & Saiempty
Shaun Lau & Shaun Young

"why cant we go to the gym bare-footed?" - someone
"den why cannot go gorrilla-footed?" - HMS

"ooh our next match is on monday ah?" - someone
"hahaha monday, dayday" - biquan

"GUYS, WIDE! WIDE" - someone during rugby training
"GUYS, BLACK! BLACK!" - HMS

"one, two, one, two, one, two" - forwards during a maul, not less
"BUT I DONT WANT TO!" - ChuanHong

*chuanhong stands in the middle of me and shaochun and points at mirror*
"wah see that short guy over there so handsome" - chuanhong
"walao.. chuanhong call me short" - HMS

"wah! who's that guy over there! so ugly!" - biquan, pointing at chuanhong
"wah! who put this mirror here?" - ChuanHong

*oncoming car drives towards bunch of ruggers*
"careful, got car!" - biquan
"careful, there also got car!" - HMS, pointing at car at the carpark.

"why did the poor man put alot of ants into a small container?" - HMS
"hmm.. dunno. why?" - biquan
"cuz he wanted to make ends meet" - HMS

"jon you eating lunch?" - HMS
"no.. i cannot eat alot" - Jon
"yeah, you can only eat lunch, not alot" - biquan

*at KFC, a group of people waiting to use the table which biquan and friends occupied*
"eh, they need to use the table" - Mark Tay
"so do wee" - biquan, pointing at lennie wee

"HI SHUKIAT" - someone
"HI GLOVEKIAT" - HMS

"Nicole, 你cold吗?" - HMS

"Guys, look up!" - any teacher in ri
*looks up at the ceilling* -HMS

"honestly lah!" - Biquan
"yah i know.. honest tan, honestlim honest teo also.." - HMS

"tell the backs to hurry up" - rugby coach rhys
"bags! hurry up!" - HMS talking to the bags at stadium steps

"hi im back" - anyone on msn
"hi im front" - HMS

"What are u drinking?" - biquan
"milo-bing" - HMS
"oh, not milo blue or milo red?" - biquan
"yah, i drinking yourhigh, not milo" - HMS

"wah, my leg alot of pus" - HMS
"ya lah, now become pussy already" - biquan

"Hows Meng?" - biquan, imitating luwei who asks that all the time
"House Fly?" - HMS

"I wanna get a tan" - someone
"oh, i wanna get twenty" - HMS

"wanna go play LAN?" - biquan
"ok, i also wanna go play sea and air" - HMS
"wah see, my slippers brand like Daihatsu" - HMS
"of course what, its your ka's accessory" - biquan

No offence to anyoneXD its all in the name of pun! hahahha

3 in 1.

2008-03-09T17:26:00.014+08:00

This is gonna be a mother long post, cuz im gonna blog about the past 3 days.

Day 1: Disney on Ice

after humanities club meeting, i had to chiong off to meet nicole, who was waiting for me. we went to my house cuz i had to bathe and change up. After that, we set off for the singapore indoor stadium.

we were damn excited. cuz the both of us used to go every year last time, and stopped going cuz we've "grown up". but we all know, no one really grows up, so we decided to go this year :)

when we reached there, we saw this small booth thing selling those packet ribena.

"how much is this?" - nic

"three dollars." - rip-offer

i was like what the fug. LOL 3 bucks. but nic still bought it anyway.

it was quite fun when we were going in. we went up the stairs, following everyone else. but when we were going in, they saw our tickets and said: "oh. this is premier tickets, not here, must go downstairs" WAH SHUANG XD we had second row seats, those that cannot be bought, cuz its even nearer than the most ex ticket. however, there are disadvantages too. everyone will be looking down on us. HAHAHA
we were early.as you can see, theres hardly anyone. cept for the ushers. so we went to walk around the ripoff stalls. nicole bought a 13 bucks ice kachang that comes in a cute stich cup. i bought a little mermaid wand for her. 20 bucks. there were soft toys too, at 30 and 34 bucks.
then it started. pics~
quite hard to take pics in the dark haha. after that we went to kallang entertainment centre to walk around before going home. played mario kart there lol..

Day 2: NanHua Environmental Camp
the next day, i had to wake up damn early in the morning to go to clementi, where nanhua is. humans club sent me there, and no one else could make it, other than jack and jim. cool eh? they were like my bodyguards. they got the attention of everyone, cuz they looked totally the same, including their shoes and PSLE aggregate score. imba hahaha. it was more of a games day than anything else, cuz we had environmental talks for like 2 hours only, and we spent one and a half hours watching the movie, an inconvenient truth. or at least the rest were watching. i was sleeping. i watched that movie 4 times already. there was a Q & A session.
"Alright guys, name me one way you can Reduce to save the environment" - Environmentalist
"STOP PASTING POSTERS OF M*S SELAM*T ALL OVER THE PLACE" - random bugger
hahahahhahaha. but then, he got the point for his team -.-
then there was the ice breaker games. i totally jagged myself. as we all know, we are supposed to learn the names of others in the ice breaker games. so one of the guy's name was hussein. i thought to myself that it was an easy name to remember because of a particular reason. but i was so so wrong. when i had to call his name, it might be due to the pressure and unfamiliarity with him or something, i shouted out:"SADDAM!".
i really wish that i will never see him again.

then after lunch, there was 4 straight hours of games. we had to go to different places of the school to play different environmental games.
one of the games required us to do 1 minute advertisement on the 3 Rs. the group was quite quiet, so i thought of the 3 skits,

Recycle: pretend to throw away a can and get a guai1 kia4 to say"do you know that cans can be recycled?"
Reduce: pretend to spam the water at the tap, pretending to brush teeth, and get the guai1 kia4 to say "USE MUGS"
Reuse: pretend to throw a paper away and get guai1kia4 to say "do you know that there are 2 sides of a paper?" then the guy flips the paper and say "ohhhhhhhh i never knew"

hahhaa we got a not bad score, but we had to think of a forfeit for ourselves to get more points. i made my team do the up-and-down-like-a-ping-pong-ball thing. hahaha it was damm funny. but we got 10 whole points for that XD

there was another game that was quite sick. cuz we were the last team to do that station, the facilitators said that the water is the dirtiest. we did not know what she meant till we did the task. we were given a tank and a retarded house, and we were supposed to design it in a way that the water will not flood the house. we were given straws, and i thought of using the laws of phycis to let the water flow out by itself from the tank.
it worked, but the water was pouring in too fast, so the 2 girls in my team shocked me by using the straws to suck the water from the plastic on the top and spit it elsewhere. was a scary sight. but we got a good score for this station. then we came to know that the water was dirty cuz the other teams did the same thing HAHA! so the 2 girls chiong to the sink there to rinse their mouth like free. i couldnt help but told them "USE MUGS". i hope they dont hate me~

another interesting station was one that really required team efforts. we had to do a series of rubbish in 100 seconds. everyone had to run to the next guy to tap him on the shoulder to pass it on.
Guy 1: turn on the lights with his elbow
Guy 2: pour a max of 3 cups of water into a bottle, and if its not enuff or too much, must remake
Guy 3: read "If an environmentalist is a conservationist and a conservationist is an environmentalist, wouldnt that make an environmentlist who is also a consercationist conservationistic and a conservationist who is also an environmentalist environmentlistic?" without a mistake
Guy 4: spin 10 rounds around a pole and throw a ball into the bin. 2 tries. fail = remake.
Guy 5: arrange the stuff on the table into recyclable and non-recyclable blindfolded.
Guy 6: read a paragraph backwards.
we clocked a timing of 60 seconds. LOLMy group=D from the left,
Francis Yew (not me) from NorthLights Sec
Boon Joon from Moor House(sorry! i forgot your school!)
Han Yuan from Hullett (same reason as above..)
Battery Boy Meng from Raffles Insitution
Joycelyn Yeo from NanHua High (our facilitator who did a great job)
Laura Lim from Greendale Sec (a racist. hahahha)

farewell guys, you all have been great! hope to see yall again if there will be another environmetal camp XD

Day 3(today): fucking unlucky day. after tuition, i went to the MRT. when i was going down the escalator, the train left. so i wated for the next one. when the next one came, i couldnt go in cuz it was too damn full. but when the train left i saw that the middle was empty, its just that fucking inconsiderate ppl dont wanna go in. i wanted to point the middle finger at the whole damn train population. then in the bus home, i was very blur, and i missed my stop. then i had to walk all the way back. i did my usual pullups routine, and i knocked my head against the fucking thing. then while walking home, i slipped and fell on fucking rough surface. 3 in 1 injury too, both knees scraped and got my left ankle cut. limped home (i limped on my left foot. thankfully no bitch mistook me for someone else), and guess what? the lift was out of order.lookie, even the gauze is not enuff to absorb the blood. i think i need to get some heavy-flow pads and stick it there.

chemistry reactivity series

2008-03-02T00:24:00.005+08:00

for the good of all chemistry students, the chem rep here of 4Q will teach you how to memorise the reactivity series easily. this method is taught to me by nicole XD
Potassium
Sodium
Calcium
Magnesium
Aluminium
Zinc
Iron
Tin
Lead
Hydrogen
Copper
Mercury
Silver
Gold
Platinum

use the power of acronyms:
Please
Stop
Carassing
Mark
And
Zennon's
Tiny,
Idiotic
Long
Haired
(any word starting with the letter C. i recommend the male chicken)
Meng
Siew's
Green
Panties

works for me, dunno about the rest. i personally think its easier to remember the first letter of the chemical, rather than the symbol, like p for potassium, rather than K.

alright, class dismissed. now for today's activities. yesterday rather, cuz its 12:30am now. went to watch the eye with nicole. retarded show lah.. its like angmoh try to imitate japanese and chinese to make horror films but fail miserably. example, the dark waters. i watched both the japenese version and the ang moh version. jap one can really make you creep out, while the ang moh one will never give u that kinda creepy feeling. i think cuz angmoh's idea of scary is like.. shocks. like boo! suddenly you see a ghost right in front of u.
after the movie, nic went home to do soem stuff while i play my psp. blacklist 7 in Need for Speed Most Wanted. bought everyc ar available, and modded all to the max =D you know how i do this? people who wanna play my psp in class, i let them play the boss all the time, so every lap they finish i earn 35k. not a bad deal XD
then we met up with samantha, a pri school good friend of ours. we went to play pool! went to grassroots' club first, but no tables. then we went to cuppage, but the old ass checked that nic and i were underage. plus, some J1s from rj were there too. then had to choice but to cab all the way to mount faber safra. got table =D
was very impressed with my performance~ almost hit and run(finish the game with 1 turn) once, just that the white ball flew out of the table after that jump shot, though i managed to get that object ball in. damn it. plus all my jump balls jumped over naicely XD
then nic suggested that she wants to play alone with samantha, cuz i "too pro already, play with me not fun". i thought, oh no, then what am i gonna do for the next hour! hahaha jk
but i did take out my psp to play. for quite awhile.
we got jagged a few times when we were going home. when we reached the bus stop, our bus was there and it left, cuz we din know we could board it. then when the next one came, both of them tapped in, awhile my wallet was impotent in making the reactant beep. i realised i left my ezlink there. so they were damn nice to get off the bus and wait for me to get my card. then finally we went home. not really home, we had supper first.
during supper, we got bored. we decided to prank ppl. so i scanned thru my contact list, and i saw "dixon". nicole used her phone to call dixon.
"hello?" - Dixon
"喂，先生，你寂寞吗?" - Nicole
"huh? hello?" - Dixon
"先生，你寂寞吗?" - Nicole
*hangs up*

hahaha, so it was my turn. samantha found this guy from our pri sch also, and i was asked to act as a gay.
"hello?" - guy from our pri sch
"hi, i'm a gay from singapore. i was just wondering if you would be interested to be my gay partner?" - HMS
"err.. no." - guy
"hmm. how about we just try it for three days and see how it goes first?" - HMS
"nope." - guy
"oh.. alright, sorry for disturbing you, i love you" - HMS
"bye" - guy
"i love you" - HMS
*hangs up*

it was daaaaaaaaaaaamn hilarious XD

"which part of your body is the fattest?" - Chuan Hong
"dunno.. stomach?" - HMS
"no, your wrists(rhys)" - Chuan Hong
only ruggers will understand XD

xX 2G-Mother Xx 141107 says:
i know how you can become richer
xX 2G-Mother Xx 141107 says:
hehe
xX 2G-Mother Xx 141107 says:
no offence ah.. change your name from yean pok to yean huat
xX 2G-Mother Xx 141107 says:
LOLLLLLLLLL
pok what goes around comes around One Republic says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII*II*IIIIII

lawl.. its lawis!

humanitiesssssss

2008-02-27T21:16:00.005+08:00

today during lunch. me was sitting with re group. and samuel tan from 4q. then mrs aileen chor appeared out of nowhere, shouting "WHO IS SAMUEL TAN!!" i looked at her, and i silently pointed to samuel, who was sitting right beside me. she came over and blasted at him
"Are you samuel tan!!?" - AC
"yah lah what" - ST
"I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU... eh are you the samuel tan from humanities club?" - AC
"NO LAH NOT ME LAH" - ST

hahaha at this point of time it seemed as though i jagged her, however, he was really samuel tan XD. even i mix up the both of them when sending smses. i told the humans club ccal to go down for mentoring -.-
anyway, AC went on to ask me if i know who samuel tan was. i said yes. then she told me the whole story of why shes trying to contact him. then i told her i know him cuz im from humans club too. then she walked off.
then, we were like laughing about it cuz of the jag, and i was like wah heng she dunno i vice-chair if not she come kajiao me.
then AC suddenly appeared for the second time
"what position do you hold in the humans club?" - AC
"err.. vice-chair.." - HMS
"ok you come with me." - AC
"i think i call samuel then we go together" - HMS
"okay, but you dont disappear ah!" - AC
i was thinking: you think im a jumper?
i got jagged :( and the re group started laughing at me.
i had to pon RE cuz i had to discuss the collaboration project thingy btw infocomm and humanties. felt funny, im in both clubs. actually, not really both if you get what i mean XD
so me and my neck had a chat. oops i mean manek*. and we had to prepare the script for the morning announcement tmr. got it done hehe. its gonna be lame. but i think by the time most of u read this, yall would have heard it alr~
after that, i went back to my RE group. at around 3 plus, i was lazy to stay till 3:15. weikang and hayden was in a phy lab, and limping, jr and dingfeng was in the other physics lab. so i told both sides of the people i would be with the other group. hehe.
while walking to j8.. met some ruggers. i felt screwed. there was supposed to be training. bryan koh asked why im not going for training. i had totally nth to say, except this: "oh, today got training ah?" i felt stupid at this point of time. even i know that was rubbish.
anyway, if youre a rugger, do not scroll down. please click on the link "exit" at the right side of this page, and select a link which you feel like visiting. thank you :)

Went to catch the movie, FOOL'S GOLD with nicole. I met another rafflesian from our batch with his gf. hahaha quite cool, cuz i was with nicole too XD. anyway, Fool's Gold kinda like national treasure, but this one has some sexual scenes. the bimbo of the show was quite funny hahaha~
PS: im not gonna blog about the controversial incident that happened 2 days back. but i think it has got something to do with the teacher involved having to take leave for 2 days.

Mentoring

2008-02-21T20:43:00.002+08:00

Today marks the start of my mentoring life. 3pm at the atrium. I was really excited about it cuz there are many of my friends who joined guangyang thuesday with me:) so many till they had to put 2 directors for guangyang thursday, which is Isaac Chay and I.
Isaac is nice to work with. He came at 3pm telling me that the papers we were supposed to bring there were not in the cabinet. i was like WTF. so he told me go go photocopy. i asked him randomly why cant he do it, he just said cuz my fone no batt and im not doing anything. my piss grew to level 30%. so i said k lah, den u pass me the money i go do. "i no money" was the reply. piss level 50%. so i just made my way there. then, i changed my mind. i wanted to just check out if the cabinet was really empty, cuz isaac said the other mentoring group took everything. i opened the cabinet. staring at my face were 2 stacks of worksheets. piss level 100%. i needed the toilet. OF COURSE NOT. I WAS PISSED. so i went down, i saw him chatting with dixon and luwei. i looked at him while walking over. he saw me. "there meng siew come back liao" i was contemplating: should i laugh or cry?

so i made my way to guangyang, without isaac, with 13 people behind me. guang yang was within walking distance, so i LAIKE. actually everywhere is within walking distance, its he matter of whether you can be bothered to walk there anot. the kidz were on the floor waiting for us, with the teacher. so after some introduction, the teacher left the kidz with us. so i gave them this paper for them to fill in and introduce themselves. then this teacher walked by and told said:
"whos in charged here?" - GY teacher
"err.. me" - HMS
"why you make them sit on the floor to do the worksheet?" - GY teacher
i was stunned. its like skeleton king storm bolt me 9837409247 times in 2 second intervals.
so each mentor was supposed to be attached to 1 mentee for the rest of the year. there was this boy who was really damn mischievous. he even disappeared when we started the thing. i was supposed to do it with yishu cuz it was his first time mentoring. but samuel tan was alone too. so when that boy came back, samuel tan got attached to him, and i was like "wah ggxxyyzzf2l. if that boy pisses samuel off he might get stationeries stuck into every possible part of him. so i decided to leave yishu to join samuel and that boy, anyway yishu has a female mentee, so he should be able to handle her.
so we started by doing his corrections.. samuel really impressed me alot. he taught him with such patience and he was really brotherly towards that guy. so i just looked and kept quiet. im so gonna make sure he gets in interact officially
yup, thats about it. (not about drink)
sorry for the wordy post. not much pictures taken~

rugby

2008-02-20T20:51:00.003+08:00

i used to be a back in rugby. but the reason why i became a forward.. no one knows.. cuz im too afraid to miss tackle and let a bastard score a try against my team. its not just humiliating, i wouldnt be able to forgive myself either.
thus, im a forward today. but i dont really think my build is more suitable to be a forward than a back.
but today, playing in the team against the first team, there were not enough backs. he he. so i went to become a wingerrrrr with chuan hong as my outside center. there were inside centers, inside mid centers, mid center, outside mid center, outside center. made up of fowards like jia xing too.
i enjoyed it. seroiusly.
its like, being a forward, you have to get into rucks after rucks and do all the dirty work. but as a back, most of the time u stand there and watch the forwards working, and the rest time is damn alot. for me, i like getting into a game energized, while the opponent is tired, so i might have a chance to burn. but always, as a forward, i get tired very quickly if i were to enthu. so i was like "oh my god.. being a back is so me" but im only 3 years and 2 months late.
im not saying that i would be some imba pro shen2 god if i was a back. im just saying i can enjoy it more, not having to slug it out like a slug.

psp is an anti social device. i received this sms "hi meng siew! i saw you just now, but i think you were too engrossed in your psp to see me"
oops.
hopefully, yall will not see this "teen, aged 15-turning-16, dies in a horrific car crash that split him into 385 pieces because of playing PSP while crossing the road"
but even if i were to be killed in a car accident, i want that car to be a lamborghini gallardo.

chuan hong's philosophy: First Team Rugby Forwards are the stupiddest people on earth who cannot even count to 3.
"come shao chun, lets count to 3 together! 1, 2, and 3!" - Chuan Hong
"one.. two.... THREE!!" - Shao Chun
"wow! great improvement there shao chun!" - Chuan Hong
"however, people like rh*s can count to an amazing 28, so you must work hard to reach there" - Chuan Hong
"how much is 28?" - Shao Chun
LAUGH OUT LOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"are you going to the canteen to eat?" - Chuan Hong
"nono i going to the cannotteen" - HMS
"oh.. i going to the cannotfat" - Chuan Hong

Random

2008-02-18T20:31:00.003+08:00

There was Physics class today. my left brain was uber bored.
thus, i thought of this:
Why did the Physicist blush?
Because he saw the Bi-metallic Strip.

PSP is as fun as a funnel. got 3 games now, Need for Speed Carbon, Puzzle Bobble(for mummy) and World of Pool. is naice is naice. still want DJ Max 2 and Tennis Shit 3.
now i know why dixon was so supportive of me getting the 8 gig memory card.
"Get the 8gb one lah.. can store all your porn" - Dixon
"you dont know how much ALL MY PORN is" - HMS
haha kidding XD

i dont like Isaac Ng. he bullied me during recess when i challenged him to some naruto game :(
I chose the character NeJi, because i found the name cool and meaningful. but Isaac kept inisting that that was the reason i lost to him. however, i told him this "NO I WANT MY NEJI"

any fellow PSPers wanna ram some NFS Carbon race with miiexx? :)

pok told me to shut the fuck up at the wrongest time. got me emo for 3 hours today.

Elocin Evol I =)

me

2008-02-17T12:19:00.003+08:00

i think i am a fortunate boy living in the urban world.
i get everything i want. even though im not rich.
i cannot resist the temptation when others have something so cool and fun but i dont.
my mum just asked me what i wanna do with me ang pao money.
33% lighter and 19% slimmer, its no wonder they call it PSP Slim&lite.
tankiew PSP Veterans Dixon and Isaac for the info on this gadget~
if not i would not have known that it can be modded till i dont have to buy a single game, but store the games in it.
CANT WAIT.

Where does the one-armed handicapped go for shopping?
The second hand shop.

Chem Lab

2008-02-08T10:20:00.001+08:00

As for this fun, the price to pay is a little greater. For the whole of Feb, I would have to go to the chem lab on the days we have chem during recess, and clean up the lab. Before lesson, she told us that 2 people got owned for doing something with the Copper(II) Oxide, but she did not tell us what it was. I guess I found out. When she caught us, I got owned Gou Xue Lin Touly for like 10 mins. But nevertheless, ITS NAICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pictures.

2008-01-30T11:58:00.001+08:00

They say a picture speaks a thousand words. Do the maths ;)

Just for laughs

2008-01-26T13:53:00.001+08:00

yesterday was friday. all 4 of my cca's clashed. infocomm training started at 1:30pm. this is the first infocomm training i attended this year. i met up with jiaxuan before going into the comp lab. A.Chor saw us, and called us over for interrogation, the same old "if u dont wanna come every friday or cannot commit, i will have to kick the both of you out" talk. as soon as she said the first word, i burst into laughter again. dont ask me why, i really dont know. jiaxuan was answering her qns cuz i was laughing the whole time she talked. damn, i need to learn to control my laughter. like in peng bo's class, i laugh at the slightest things. maybe because these teachers are somewhat amusing.
*major digression* this reminds me of sth. there was once someone wore a qipao top and jeans and brown shoes. at first i say the top make her look chinawoman. then later i said that if you cover that person from hips up, the person would look like a bangla worker cuz of the jeans and brown shoes. den pok was like "maybe her father bangla worker and mother chinawoman" upon hearing this i laughed like no mother. for 15 whole minutes.
k. then we went in the comp lab. photoshop editing lessons. we were given pictures, and we have to "heal" the picture, making it look better. it was serious work, and i did my part:
FROMTo:
dont have to tell me, i know its excellent work. plus, i did it in 20 mins, cuz i had to rush of to cca number 2, Humanities club.
yup, humans club meeting starts at 2pm. so when A.Chor went to the robotics room, i gave the "wah $^&%^&$f i need to use the toilet" impression and went out of the room. is naice.
humans club. hell lot of stuff to do. but its fun. samuel is ccal of humans while renyan ccal of RICO. samuel is the secretary of RICO, while renyan is secretary of humanities. so, they can take turns to command each other during each CCA. kinda hilarious at times.
interact meeting was at 4, while the rugby match against OFS (overseas family school) was at 5. decided to go and meet the ruggers. on the way, the people who are in both rugby and MCC. then Mrs Lim saw us, and said she needed 2 people to help her. so i went with hussaini. we helped to carry worksheets from the priting room to the staff room. and on the way there, mrs lim was like "wah meng siew, now become so hunky, last time i remember you skinny skinny one" i was shocked when she said that, and i was like "HUH?" quite loudly heh.
then we went to class 4B. we took the lift. as soon as the door closed,
"wah fk who farted" - Saiful
"sorry, is me" - Alimi
"wah jb.. of all places choose the lift.." - HMS
"sorry lah, cant control one wad" - Alimi
i was wondering to myself what would happen if alimi needs to shit.
so. i walked in the class together with alimi, maskil, hussaini and saiful. Rhys saw me, and was like "wah mengsiew malay ah?" i did not take that as an insult.
then it was match against OFS. played lock, and the prop and hooker was fitri and nazriman. big asses. i could feel my head being squeezed like shit during the scrum.
went for dinner with nicole after the match. met jon, marcus and shaun who gave the cheeky smiles.
yup. btw my mum sent me some pics thats quite funny, so imma share it here =D
7-11 in china:Animal's Revenge

finally, an interesting car advertisement made by Hyundai.

Day at school

2008-01-24T18:49:00.000+08:00

today is the best day i have spent since sch reopened this year. during physics, we went to the "material physics lab". just a screwed up longer room that has 2 projection screen cuz the class is just too wide. we were seated in tables of 6. the chairs are those kinda roller chairs that can be lowered with the "psssssssss" sound. just that it can go up really high. so everyone was either playing with the chair or just put it to the highest and sit like some judge. with this fun group, we decided to do sth =)

my table members in clockwise order starting from me: Me, Marcus Ng, Junrui, Kaiyu, WeiKang, Limping.

quite an entertainment for a 2 second video =D not taken with my fone though. thanks to limping =D

they say, with great fun comes dire consequences.

the fun: it was hilarious i tell you. when we were going down, junrui was like "WHEEEEEEEEEEEE" and the class looked at us and laughed like no mother.

the conseqences: okay very good, that whole group there stay back after this.

*danfer bursts into laughter"

"okay that boy there also stay back later."

the fun did not end. after physics, the class left for class already, and the 6 of us stayed back, because kaiyu managed to escape. while he was scolding us, i saw junrui and danfer "am-chioing". and i couldnt take it and i broke out into laughter. then everyone couldnt controlled and laughed to. den the teacher was damn pissed. he was like "okay lor laugh until finish den go"

went to watch 27 dressed with nicole after school. it was naice. at the back of the cinema was this sofa with leg rests. obviously people have to pay more for that. heh, but we crept there after the show started. it was much more comfortable on the sofa whahahaha, and we did not get caught =D it would be uber duber jag if we got caught though.

pok hates me now.. im sorry=(

naice saturday.

2008-01-20T00:25:00.000+08:00

today was damn fun. cuz i had the opportunity to spend time with my family, friends and nicole.
went to town to shop for new year clothes.. im not the kind who shops frequently, in fact, i dont shop at all(unless u consider accompanying others to shop as shopping). haha. so i had to call the fashion followers to come with me. they were my sisters, their boyfriends(2 sisters so 2 boyfriends. its not what u think ;)), my mum and nicole.
and so.. i finally settled on 2 shirts from topshop. one in white, the other in black. people who go out with me often like dixon would know that opening my wardrobe would be like a television from the 1960s.. black and white. dont ask me why.
i was supposed to meet pranav at 5 for his pre-birthday party, but i was still having dinner at ajisen ramen. so i had to go late. the best thing was my phone was totally FLAT. couldnt even on it.. and i cannot remember dixon and pranav's number.. so i had to ask jeremy tan for it. i took a cab there, and the cost was exactly 5 bucks. there were 5 of us and pranav said each one of them was gonna pay me 1 buck each. but they din, nvm. i really din mind haha.
so we played poker. we did not play money cuz it was against some religions. by the way, people present were me, dixon, pranav, luwei and yinrong. i made a few big wins in poker hahaha "beginner"'s luck. but then again we did not play real money.
then we had dinner. pranav's parents ordered pizzas for us, and we ate alot. 5 men from sports ccas(pranav, thank me for considering cricket a sport=D) and we talk alot of rubbish. luwei got pissed because yinrong and dixon did not want to tell him something about luwei's gf's past. he asked around 94850234850 times but they still did not leak like a liquor. but i also saw myself in luwei.. when i dont know something that concerns quite closely to me, i will feel damn uneasy and i must get to know it.
then we played bluff. we did not play 1 up 1 down, we just played single cards. with jokers representing ANY card. thus, 8 possible number of each card. naiceeeeee it was good fun.
all good things must come to an end. dixon's mum was really kind to send us from pranav's home.
as my phone was flat, i did not take any pictures sorry! haha
and i have alot of small things to do. i think i shall make a list here to remind myself how screwed i am, cuz i wont bother to write it down.
interact:
call everyone from my company to ask them if they can make it for flag day on the 26th Jan.
humanties:
make Humanities club website
school:
philosophy political system rubbish.
geog greenwave proposal.
chem homework.
maths journal rubbish on mon(i dont even know wad im supposed to do for it),
maths homework.

lets see. meeting at 0915 tmr to watch 27 dresses with nic, after that going to adidas shop with ruggers and mr romi to get shoes, tuition at 2:30 to 4. i should have time after that if my family doesnt go out for dinner.

bleah

2008-01-10T19:14:00.000+08:00

2 people were quarrelling in guild chat in maple.. boilingblood and candy.. and i just had to talk cock =P

"she calls me baby.. then she wont call meeee" - HMS

"shut up lah Jenny sucks" - Pok

"f%£^ you lah, Jenny is my mother" - HMS

"oh, then your father is the click five ah?" - Pok

bad hair day.

2008-01-08T19:26:00.000+08:00

yesterday was a bad hair day. if youre thinking "bad hair day, dosent it occur to meng siew everyday?" then screw off. theres more to it.
the hairstyle you saw yesterday was cut by neogeo. apparently when you go hair styling, they dont give a shit if you are going to school or court or parliament or even heaven. thus, hair check failure upon the first sight. but mr aguss is naice guy. he said to me "cut your hair today. no need to go canteen." i was like, ok set. so, i happily walked back to class, and on the way... Mr TCY spotted me..
"go to the canteen."
"sir, just now i asked.."
"go to the canteen"
"but just now..."
"go the the canteen"
(damn it. so off to the canteen i went.)
i saw zongyi. i was elated. interact exco, give some face. but haiz. i should have known. hes vice headboy.
i thought they would just write down our names and give us one day's grace. but i was wrong. they called the barber to the school. i was thinking (wah not bad, free hair cut plus TCY said hes a qualified barber)
but zongyi had to spoil everything by saying "oh ya, yall will have to pay $6 bucks, and everyone's hair will be cut sloped."
then wad appeared in my mind was ("^£^%&£^%&£F$£%"£$%"F"$%"£$FFF)
but these appeared from hayden's mouth.
"walao im sure everybody must cut slope, like that call whole school cut slope lah! i can go every class for you find who no slope...."
(i MUST find a way out)
i had 2 options. either to get 1 demerit point, or to get a nice slope for just 6 dollars!
so i decided to challenge the system. i wrote my name on the paper, booking my time slot. i intended to give up the magnificent offer of a 6 bucks haircut, and get it cut on my own.
after that, i headed back to class, when i heard zongyi saying "oh ya, those who wrote their names and dont turn up will receive double punishment..."
("*%%"&"*%"%&*£$&%*"$£%£"$%"£$F$%"$£%"$£F)
i hope zongyi can say everything once and for all. so we can decide what to do earlier. oh wait, maybe thats the whole point of it. damn.

but thats not all for bad hair day. but first, let me blog things in chronological order. im sitting with pok (yes, its pok, not pork. no typo here) in class. he was playing with this blob of blue tack, stretching it, then folding it, and repeating it about a zillion times, hoping that one day, he will be the king of la mian. feeling bored like i always do, i decided to borrow the blue tack. heres a lesson on how to jag a person:
1. Spread the blue tack out on the table.
2. Use a liquid paper and a ruler to press the tip of the lq paper, and drip it on the middle of the blue tack.
3. Carefully wrap the liquid paper up with the sides of the blue tack, like the chinese "bao"
4. Return it to the person, saying "aiyah give u back lah, let u play."
it was really like a comic strip. pok happily trained for his dream. whee, white fingers.
"nevermind lah, looks like dough powder, you'll get used to it..."

NOW, BAD HAIR DAY PART 2.
good rugby friends like chuan hong and biquan would know my habit on the field. flicking the black supposed-to-be-soil at other ppl. having itchy fingers, i made small balls out of the blue tack and flicked it at pok. he was bochap, so i could only continue. then, this fate-altering piece landed on his head. pok tried to peel it off, but to no avail. i thought to myself, since he had something to occupy him, i could find something else to do. but he solved the problem in a SNIP.
LITERALLY.damn. he just had to go for the easy way out =( but i cant tell u how much i laughed after that.. like that day when chuan hong and jon walked in front of the wii thing.. was like ROFLMAO
heck lah. its not too bad a decorative item on my table.

new year

2008-01-03T18:54:00.000+08:00

my new year celebration was damn fun. on the 31st of dec, after training, i went to jon's house to fool around first, before going to his church at 6:30. sungming's description is that its like a rock band. to me, i feel it makes you feel higher than going clubbing. everyone around me was jumping in syncronisation. felt a little uneasy at first hahaha but it got better. they can jump all they want while i just stand here. LOL

countdown was memorable. it was 23:59. everyone was waiting so eagerly while the pastor is still speaking. then finally, it was 00:00. he was STILL speaking. right after he said amen, then it was countdown. oh well

some mediacorp stars were there too. i-forgot-her-name, esther ong ai leng and jessica liu.
jessica liu~

After the (almost) countdown, jon and i was supposed to go to yishun to go nigel's church for another party. but the MRT was closed already. but there was this very kind lady who offered to send us to kallang MRT, which was not closed yet. so we reached there at 2, just 1 hour late. =D

people: nigel, chuanhong, lawis, jon, shaun and lennie, who perfered not to stay with the uncool gang.

damn fun. we played dare. there were 5 of us playing, so i would give out 5 cards, with one of them being the joker card. whoever who tio the joker would have to do a dare. chuanhong tio the first one, and he had to walk past the huge screen, with like 6 to 8 people playing Wii. he did it straight away. is naice.

then, jon tio the second time. hesitating abit, he did the same thing, only that he being the ncice guy, had to apologise for walking in front of them so inconsiderably.

lawis was next. he had to pretend to trip over the wire on the floor. it did it damn convincingly, and some people looked at him. i think this was the best dare, although i laughed the hardest when jon walked in front of the screen.

then, it was shaun. he had nice boobs, so his dare was to go up to the stage to do 10 pushups. he did it, hiding at the corner.

for the next round, which was also the last, shaun was like "wah, if its me again den i damn suay". and it was him again. we knew his boobs could do more, so he had to do more pushups on stage. only this time, he had to do it in the center =D

next we went to play pool outside. it was a 6 feet table, which was not really straight. after placing a ball on the table, its not surprising to see it roll all the way to the bank, or be potted.

as for today, i went to watch i am legend. i did not like it at all. will smith had to have a dog with him for half the show, so that he could talk. if not he would be alone the whole time, so there would be no show. no storyline. just how he tried to escape the zombies and find the cure. dont wanna rate it. thankfully the company with me was great, if not i would have walked out.

i want to play pool.

pool

2007-12-25T20:03:00.000+08:00

there are 3 different type of pool cues. the playing cue, the jump cue, and the break cue.

playing cue: for the normal shots in the game, used the most
jump cue: self-explanatory, for doing jump shots
break cue: for doing the break, which is the first hard hit on the triangle of balls. thicker and heavier for a more decent break.

i bought my playing cue last year. its called Dick. i wanted to name them Tom, Dick and Harry. but i cant anymore, because i bought a new jump and break cue. 2 in 1. its beautiful

theres 3 parts. the shaft, the middle thing and the butt. the first 2 parts joined would make the jump cue. if i screw the butt(no pun intended) in, it would be a break cue. cool eh? btw the butt's wrap is leather. naice. and i love the pattern on the middle part. the wood looks very exotic^^

dick is on the right =D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kunAIkqXONE

if you wanna see me do a jump shot heh

kenn took this video. i was so excited after i bought this cue. made my mum poorer =D so i went to play pool with him heh. hes a nice guy. you know why? when i told people i was going to the zoo during christmas, they would all say "why go zoo? see ah meng ah?" ONLY KENN SAID "siao ah christmas go zoo? find reindeer ah?" THATS WHY KENN IS NICE.

-Meng Siew

My Birthday

2007-12-19T14:03:00.002+08:00

In no particular order, i wanna thank the following people who gave me my birthday wishes, especially those who stayed up till 12am to send the message.
Dixon
YuJeen
Nigel Chua
Manfred
YanYu
Annie
Jia Xuan
Desirene
Charlie
Lecia
Rohan
Zhao Jie
Kai Yu
Kenn Yap
my family
and last but definitely not the least, Nicole :)

she stole my post. but i dont care, im still gonna blog about yesterday.

and yes, i wanted to watch the warlords again, but we decided on the emporium thing. T.T
played 10 bucks worth of arcade. Dixon, we havent played Daytona USA yet =)
den we went to fish and co, which reminded me of a quote which was made like few weeks b4
"u know fish and co the fish is damn nice" - HMS
"yeah, the co also very nice" - Dixon
-.- hahahah fish and hot =/
aiyah enuff crap. but the fish really was nice lol. and the soup of the day was clam chowder, my favourite soup =D
and it was really fun pretending i had no money. i was like oh shit, dunno they accept nets anot cuz i got no cash. den later i say wah die, i think my mum took my card. den right at this moment someone smsed me, den i pretended my mum called and i asked my mum abt the card, which she said she took it. hahahahaha JAGGED!
playing pool with nicole is real fun.
"hey! let me try again!"
"can i move this ball away?"
"eh, just put the ball inside the hole and let me continue"
these are the statements that she made during the game. i couldnt say no T.T
and she won! haha cuz it was MY TURN to whack the black ball. but she did improve
later on my er jie and her bf came. woo, my winning rate was like 1 in 10 games. den we played 2v2. we lost cuz someone couldnt shift any of the balls. HAHA
den my mum came, followed by my da jie and bf. can u imagine? 7 people crowded around 1 table. they did not look too please, so we ran away. we went for dinner, without nic cuz shes a good girl who cannot stay out too late. HAHA
late presents are welcomed =)
at night. we played mahjong. bloody hell it was damn fun. i lost 20 bucks, cuz i was sming the whole time lol. but i did won a game with 4 tais plus zi mo.
finally, it was time to go home. da jie's bf took the wheel. er jie's bf was first to go home.
"just drop me behind the hump in front. or after the hump also can"
"how about on the hump"
and he really stopped on the hump -.-
we had midnight macs, and i tried mcspicy with cheese. it was so-so(suck ur toe) lah.
training was at 8am the next day. if i remember correctly, i missed it. i woke up at 12:50 today.
lifes good.

-Meng Siew

141107

only the numbers from my keychain can be seen. cuz hers is still v shiny and new. haha

NNSK'S Birthday

2007-12-19T14:03:00.001+08:00

It's funny how contradictive we people can be . During the school semester when we are supposed to attend school every day , we lament the fact that the holidays seem so far away . BUT , when the holidays are FINALLY here after much anticipation , WE BEMOAN YET AGAIN on how lifeless the holidays are . This seems to be a never ending cycle that would repeat itself without fail every year . Are we furrowing our brows and carping for the sake of doing so , or are we complaining only because we are Singaporeans ?

Digressing , it was NNSK's birthday yesterday ! I think I sounded even more enthusiastic than him lor -.- . We watched Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium because we've already caught practically all the shows that are rated PG or G . He wanted to watch Warlords again but I put my foot down and told him that I refuse to be refused at the entrance (the show was nc16) . So , we went ahead with the Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium . Besides the fascinating toys which I swear we have never had as kids , the show was a complete disappointment . It had such a dampening plot and an embarrassing scene where Natalie Portman frolicked in the store as if she were some kind of cracked retard .
Then , we had our lunch in Fish and Co at AMK Hub . If you ever have an urge to eat "Philadelphia Fish and Chips" , DO NOT expect to find the same dish with that name any other branch because it would be known as "New York Fish and Chips" . Like , how lame is that ? We ordered Chocky-something as we thought it would be some thick chocolatey (I got this word from the koko krunch cereal advertisements and I've finally used it after all these while ! Yay !)
shake . BUT IT TURNED OUT BEING AN ICE BLENDED SHAKE . Our brain got frozen so cold that it could be a store for ice cream . -.- . When it was time to foot the bill , I thought that NNSK would go bonkers from the drink and start taking off his shoes to "foot" the bill by presenting his foul-smelling feet to the poor waitress who showed us the bill , but NO , he couldn't resist not putting on a charade bout not having money (which I bought . What a dumbo .) . -.- . On the way to the MRT , we were debating over this notion: This house believes that Nicole isn't an NSK . Guess what ? Opposition(me) wins . I AM A TRUE NSK .
Next , we went to play pool . He got owned by MEMEMEMEME in 1 out of the 5 games we played . It might not seem like a big deal but it's an improvement (: . Then his family (excluding his dad) came . I thought his mum would start scrutinising me from head to toe and shake her head in disappointment as I turned out being an NSK , which was a group of people that she definitely didn't want her son hanging out with . But she turned out being so chatty and cute ! I like her . She kept NNSK's cue cap because she thought it was a chocolate ! Amused , NNSK tried being funny (like he always does) by saying , "Chocolate huh ? Then you eat lar ." Which was mean . MEAN BEAN !

(Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium - was a disappointment . Credit should be given to those toys though )

Next post : Girlfriends - Terror or Lover ?

-stranger

The Warlords

2007-12-17T21:25:00.000+08:00

just came back from watching this movie "the warlords" with my dad. it was damn good. at least it made me cry like there was no tmr and made me think all other movies are crap, thats how good it is. it portraits the strong brotherhood bonds during times of war, and how far they would go to honour the pledge. pardon me, im still feeling emo from this damn good movie heh.

in short, if you have the looks of at least 16 years of age, just go catch it. its damn worth the money i promise

-Meng Siew

GTA SA

2007-12-17T18:40:00.000+08:00

Finally, a video that everyone has been waiting for(i think). me and pok racing on GTA SA.

i used no nitro
but nvm lah, give him haha! =D
cuz ive been tuning this car for this race for a longer time then him.. yeah
Its my birthday tmr! so excited.
by the way, someone is sharing this blog with me now, but i will still post when i want, so you get MORE for the same thing =)

-Meng Siew

Alvin and the Chipmunks

2007-12-15T15:52:00.000+08:00

The thing about not giving movie reviews ... Let me take it back =Pp . I live a contradictory life and I cannot help it . Sometimes , when I look into the mirror , though I see a female , I feel like a male . Kidding .

One's smart , one has an unsatisfiable crave for food while the other's cool (well , at least he thinks he is) , what's so nice about sitting in a dimmed cinema watching three bushy-tailed squirrels (oops , chipmunks , I mean ) talk ? Might as well buy three squirrel-looking stuffed toys , make one don a pair of spectacles , shove imaginary french fries into the mouth of one of the three and get the last one a red hoodie with a big "A" on it AND THEN turn of the bleddy lights . See , your VERY OWN "Alvin and the Chipmunks" in your VERY OWN abode, so there is not a need to go and watch the movie . See , that also saves you 8bucks !

That was what I thought initially . Until , I actually managed to drag myself out of bed and into the cinema . Reasons why "Alvin and the Chipmunks" is one helluva mooviee you musn't miss :

Jesse McCartney is the voice of "Theodore" ( the chipmunk in green) . Now , altogether girls , say "Awwwwww" . AWWWWWW . Who cares if he sounds the most feminine among the trio ? 8bucks just to see , or rather , hear JESSE MCCARTNEY singing christmas carols in his digitally enhanced , squishy voice WHILE acting cute is already considered a steal ! It's not everyday that Jesse stars in a movie sounding this adorable right ?

You get three squirrels dancing as if there's no tomorrow . Oh , and they can boogie . Woo lala ~

Unlike any other christmassy movies , it does not end with a "Christmas is all about giving" message. Who needs to learn the same life lesson every single December ? We already got that like , two christmasses ago , thank you very much .

Also , if it can get boys - who claim that they have more testosterone than we assume they have - divulging their deepest darkest secret about always having this thing for "kawai"-like creatures , why can't we enjoy this movie as much as the guys ?

In short , FIVE STARS !

-Stranger

Twits.

2007-12-15T15:50:00.000+08:00

Twits - How exactly do we define them ?
In my point of view , twits need not be your typical ah lian or ah beng . It is not used to describe a person's dressing or behaviour , but rather , it is used to describe the very way people communicate .

Essentially , when we interact with others , be it online or in a text message , we would type "like this" . We would spell our words as they were meant to be spelt , we would not use any Singlish and neither would we add in hanyu pinyin . Anything that doesn't meet these 3 criteria would turn out "lykk dhhis" . Although it takes a twit ( I'll be putting myself in their ultra smelly shoes .) to understand a twit , I have decided to do up a post on these amazing people .

Don't they ever get tired of adding on additional alphabets to words ? As in , can you imagine having to add in an extra "x" or "z" into a word ? It's as if they find words too short for their liking that they have to fill in extra alphabets of their choice . Perhaps , being chintzy , miserly people , they have come to a conclusion that if they do not make full use of the 160 letter limit in a text message , they would be letting their 5cents down and hence , their decision to put in more alphabets so that they may utilize ALL 160 letters .

Honestly , I think they're suckers . And really , really selfish beings . Because of them , people have to squint their eyes and place their eyes in all sorts of awkward positions just so that they can understand what they're trying to say . And because of this constant squinting and focusing , the lens gets abused and these people end up being short sighted screw ups . This results in parents having to drag their reluctant offsprings to the optometrist . BLOODY HELL and they think they're so cool screwing up people's eyesights . They must derive some kind of exhilarative thrill out of ruining other people's visions . What are they , sadists ? If "cool" is what they really want , I have one word of advice : get an air conditioner .

Nobody really wants to spend one whole fucking day trying to decipher what they're trying to say , really .

After much practice , I have finally discovered of a techinique that you can use in order to read what they trying - so desperately - to tell us !
1) Rub your eyes real hard and add a drop of eye drop to moisten your eyes .
2)Pick up a twit-ish text from any leading socializing website or grab a twit's handphone and read the text messages in her/his "sent items" box .
3)Put "Speed Reading" into good use by ignoring all the repetitive letters and place your own letters into any word ( that doesn't sound right) as you deem fit .
See , twit reading in three easy steps !

Okay , try it on this to see if it works :

Schools (Other):
++ thhe efuckkiingg nann chiiau hhighh schh .. ++
Occupation:
++ we are onii studdenn .. ++
Hobbies and Interests:
Liisteniin 2 Musiic . Watchiin T.V . Playiin Com .
Favorite Books:
BOOKS !?! *snooze*
Favorite Movies:
Lotz . Wanna Noe . Check Our Own Ac .
Favorite Music:
Lotz . Wanna Noe . Check Our Own Ac .
Favorite TV Shows:
Lotz . Wanna Noe . Check Our Own Ac .
Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
About Me:

ZerO One# *_slattery _*
ZerO twO# * _ddeliia_*
ZerO thRee# *_wenhuiiZ_*
ZerO fouR# *_ddaphhne_*
ZerO fiivE# *_ddOreen_*
ZerO siix# *_weiitiing_*
ZerO seVen# *_jOelyn_*
ZerO eiight# *_beE xian_*
frenZ-foreva!!
Who I Want to Meet:
""" xiiang ren sii wo men , den add . u add we accept jus tiis siimple . """"

Disclaimer : This blogger shall not be liable if the readers still do not get what the twit is trying to say or if you get myopic despite following the technique .

Although twits do not describle ah lians/ ah bengs (aka ALAB) , most of the ALAB's that you can find would normally incorporate the use of such a language into their daily conversations . Hence , the twit language has thus become one major characteristic of the ALAB's .

It's really fascinating how a twit can understand a fellow twit but normal human beings like us can never understand them . Oh well .

-Stranger

lime sonic (gang)bang

2007-11-19T20:03:00.000+08:00

went to sentosa with dixon, pranav and luwei a few days back. sentosa has this event, Lime Sonic (gang)Bang. mainly there will be like 30 bands performing from 12pm all the way to 3am. people can buy tickets to the mosh pit, which costs 50 bucks, which means they can have the "front seats"

sounds damn big shit right, but it was quite a disappointment. music was crap, vocals were lobster.

so we played beach games. beach basketball and soccer. and we went into sea =D me and pranav just had to smash each other with the ball. but it was all in the name of fun =D

today morning got training.. supposed to be fitness but quite slack.

injury injury injury.. so part of rugby.

after training was damn cool i tell u. jon, biq, chuanhong, shaun, sio ti shao, went for lunch, and they wanted to go arcade i wanted to join them, BUT I WAS IN BLOODY PE ATTIRE. but i managed to get in: a result of their stupidity and my intelligence. i used my crumpler strap to cover the crest in front of the PE shirt. and i borrowed jon's bag and carried it over my shoulder to block the blatant RAFFLES on my back. i walked in like my grandma owned the arcade.

we played mario kart first. my attack buttion was spoilt, so i couldnt attack =( but i still got inf irst. haha thanks to my hardcore playing of GTA san andreas =D

afterthat we played Daytona USA. my all time fav of all arcade games. i wun tell u mt position, but huanhong got 2nd, biq got 3rd and sio ti shao got 4th. is naice. thanks GTA SA!

tmr is death day. heres the plan

10am. gym in school.

12pm. meeting nicole.

3pm. meeting kenn yap old pri sch fren for pool

5:15pm. meeting nicoles friend to join us for dinner.

8pm. campfire at evergreen sec

but lifes good. went shopping ytd and bought my board shorts and my slipper-cum-waterbottle =D=D coincidentally, both of them costed 69 bucks. what is this world coming to.

looking forward to tmr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

clean n green sg.

2007-11-11T21:48:00.000+08:00

sorrrryyyyy again nvr update. dam busy.

Date: 6th and 7th November

Venue: Suntec Convention Hall

Schools with their environmental clubs will all set up booths to showcase their efforts to save the earth.... sorry but yes.. enviromentally related again.. accal of humanities club here..

I waas in charged of creating the posters for the booth.. and i tot the infocomm could help me with it. but they said they were busy. i was like omgwtfbbq den wad am i supposed to do? i was damn desperate.. the stupid thing in a few days.. and i really need to thank JiaXuan for helping me solo all 3 posters on thinker leader n pioneer which yall will see later.. spending the afternoon b4 going back to china for1 mth.

did a survey of 3 to find out how ppl would react if someone takes out his camera fone and takes a pic of u.

33.3% of the people will pretend that they are busy on the fone.

33.3% will open up a stack of bookmarks like a fan and cover their face.

the final 33.3% will position their face such that an object will be right in the middle of it.

kill snails. they eat plants. but arent snails part of the environment??

wahhaha finale ^^

new shape. please dun tell me what you think it looks like.

after the clean n green thing at suntec i had to chiong to sg conference hall for the new south wales award presentation. hell lot of rafflesians. i met some of the people from suntec too lol

tyty.

I BOMBED MY OREIENTAL FURY COAT!! T.T

it was 15 int as shown up there, with 4/5 70% passes. den i scrolled again and it was 17. and i was thinking i juz ram another 70% b4 using 60% cuz 60%s dam ex. POOF IT BECAME KOKO KRUNCH.

i was so emo over it i went to drink a can of tiger's beer. den i got a bad diarrahoea after that cuz i forgot i drank milo b4 that. zz huo4 bu4 dan1 xing2 man..

retarded guildmate. had a fun??

guild zak =D

busy

2007-10-31T03:15:00.000+08:00

its 3:16am now. been really busy the past few days, mainly cuz of going out, humanities club n maple.
on sunday, in the middle of my tuition, i received phonecalls from dixon, pranav n bryan, telling me to go paradiz centre after my tuition. i was quite reluctant at first. firstly, cuz tuition ends at 5:30pm, which is quite late, and secondly, maple 2X is from 6 to 10. another sacrifice. i decided to go.
when i reached there, everyone was damn engrossed in their cs, so i got my comp and joined them. i realised that they were all on the same team, so i tot maybe they were playing against the other random ppl there. but after that i realised sth damn cool. it was Singapore vs Vietnamese scholars. We were the counter-terrorists while they were the terrorists for all of the games. read between the lines lol. it was 7 v 7. team Singapore was: zz. taking picture of a computer screen rox

Dixon: dixon
Bryan: bryankoh
Lennie: ebenezer
Luwei: FLW
Pranav: Sexy Indian
Eugene Woo: (forgot)
Me: Fat Meng

it was some serious fun. they were communicating in their own language. but we could not talk in chinese. cuz of pranav. but it was still fun. played hell lot of maps.. de dust, de ratz, cs assault, awp map, aztec. counters can buy shield, and we utilized it alot. going in groups of attacker and bait(shield carriers). works extremely well at the backdoor of cs assault =) but there was once they threw a grenade there which wiped out every one of us =/
there was one damn memorable game. i was the last guy in counter, and i was in the terror base of assault. saw one of them in the ceiling tunnel and i threw a grenade inside which killed his ass off. den i went to rescue all the hostages, and pranav was like "meng siew, thats the stupidest thing you can do now". but i tell u, i nearly pwnzored if the last guy in terror did not suicide.

played pool after that. we koped the challenger's table, which means that if anyone wants to play with you, you must accept his challenge and play with him. so lame. the viets were quite pro, exp this guy whose name is pronounced as "dart". lost to bryan koh at the challenger's table, cuz i potted the cueball while attempting to pot the black ball. zz

did not go to school on monday cuz i had to go NEA. yes, another environmental conference sort of thing. this time, we had to present, act skits, make artpieces by pasting beans on paper and alot of other stuff.
we were supposed to do 2 artwork. first one has to depict a positive environmental scene, while the second one the opposite. as you can see, we had a nice big sun for the positive one and black volcanoes for the negative one. started off quite well.. till the sec 2s got frustrated.
so they started grabbing the "mixed beans" and randomly sticking it onto the paper.
whee! final products.

our imba flipchart =D
oh, and they also gave us this cute sticker. =D i was thinking it would be such a waste not to use it.. so:
naice.

and for today, after sch had to chiong to fullerton hotel to attend the prize giving ceremony of the Youth Environmental Envoy. Rafflesians dominated the whole thing, as the top 4 winners were all rafflesians. thats why they were told not to wear uniform =/
spam cameraman. from CNA
damn cool maserati.

guess a word.

meng store =/

Ministry of Sound

2007-10-21T10:56:00.000+08:00

i did a sacrifice today. i did not play maple from 6 to 10pm, giving up my whole 2X exp slot. but i did not regret this decicion.

Went to M.O.S for the freestyle rap battle finals with pranav and yinrong. it was uber damn bloody fun sia, the the bass alone can make u damn high.

one of the contestants.
the 2 finalists. it was totally ownage, the red guy pwned the white one hands down. the white guy had nth to say at all lolol. and the things that he coked up were all crap. nice one man
well deserved win =D damn big trophy. he won 500 bucks in hot soft cash.
den they had the fergie lookalike competition.. the finalists are 14 yrs old and 8 yrs old =/
Don & Drew making the official MTV. =D we're in it!!

after mos we had subway, den went to pranav's house. lanned cs and did some other stuff and den finally. World Cup Finals.
pranav tot it was at 2, and we found out later that it was 3, so we played poker and blackjack. i was pissed cuz i kept losing, so i bet the amt i owe him until i finally won, so i owe him nth. smart eh?

10 minutes into the match, pranav told me to wake him up during the 50th minute. and i did, but he was sleeping like some dog and i couldnt wake him up.
looks as if hes dead eh?
think he wun even wake up even if i took a knife and stabbed him in the back. actually thats cuz he would probably be dead.

15-6. south africa won. boring match with points gained by penalties. oh well.
den when it was morning. we went to j8 for breakfast.
i was wishing that you would just appear.. and you did.. =)
lol met marcus koe and biq lah haha. they came from bryan koh's house. nvr invite me T.T but im not surprised.

damn bored while waiting for the arcade to open..
woo! 3 ppl in the whole darn arcade. played daytona with pranav first. hes not bad at all, coming in second. den we played bishi bashi. lolol damn fun, spam the machine like free. den finally.. hehe air hockey. loser pays for the game. pranav now owes me 3 bucks.

IS NAICE IS NAICE, LATER PLAYING POOL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
im going crazy.

ccas..

2007-10-18T22:12:00.000+08:00

and yes, after eoys, all your ccas will assume youre very free, and the spam comes.
yesterday i went to school, and i received a phone call telling me im supposed to be at nanyang girls'. i was like oh ya, nanyang youth conference. damn.
so i chionged like no mother to nanyang, and i wasnt late. was kinda similar to the old mgs youth conference lah, talk talk talk abt how mother earth is getting screwed. i hope no humanes club ppl read this. hahahahahhain the LT.. u know i was feeling as bored as a snowboarder, so i took a piece of paper, and wrote this:
and i random spammed it via bluetooth to anyone who has bluetooth on. there was this guy "P990i William Goh" i tot he was another snowflake so i sent him too.. but...
"let give a warm round of applause to our next distinguished speaker, Dr William Goh"
gone -.- as gone as a gondor..
jiexiong trying to strangle himself.

nth much happened during ytd's conference.. today went again.. nth much too, but jingyuan was king. he pangseh our whole group of ri ppl and sat with the ny girls alone. jia calls it da1 shan4.
den i had to leave early cuz our family having lunch. went to some place for seafood.. it was damn cool outside, all the live sea creatures.. first time seeing a real abolone.. din even know it looked like that. den there were these giant crabs.. legspan of at least 60cm.. the mouth there oso got more mini-legs sort of thing. juicy.
after that i had to rush to NEA.. we had to present on RI's efforts to save the environment this yr.. damn freaky, presenting to all the big ppl in a meeting room. heng i din screw up. much. i had to read off the script cuz mrs yak gave me a new script last minute, and it was the first time looking at it. but heng its all over.

after that i was free =D re-tipped my pool cue <333 size="5">BEFORE:after:
whahha got my own chalk too, no need use noobass blue ones liao =D

the person who created li4 ju4 1.. hes naice.

the english translation is perfect. if ur mind isnt screwed.

dunno, juz say this in a class 1 day. he din finish his lines! hes gonna get owned
girly man. go utube it if u dunno wad it is =D

after EOYs.

2007-10-16T00:09:00.000+08:00

you see. after the EOYs, all you would wanna do is chiong ur computer games, go out with frens or enthu abt ur CCA. at least thats the case for me. thats why i only start to post now, in the middle of the night.
ive been mugging quite hard for eoys.. going bishan library almost everyday since 2 weeks b4 the eoys.. maybe not to mug.. oso not to see girls.... haiz. but its all gone to waste.. i dont even know whether it will be worth it.. but i'll try. brothers for life? what do you mean? give me an answer please..ive never felt like this b4.. keep thinkin abt it all the time.. during lan during eoys.. lookin at my darn phone all the time.. hoping that an sms would appear..
EMO SKILLS LEVEL UP (lolol biquan watch out =D)
yes. after eoys means back to maple =D this pic is outdated lah, im lv 83 oredi. would have chionged more if i nvr go out so much lol..

just had to treat myself after EOYs.. stupid uncle give all nependeath.. but nvm.
nice.. ranking 11111.. =D
thats abt all for my gaming part. haha i know you ppl out there think maple is gay. so lets move on =D

i have been going out with dixon, pranav, luwei and some others for pool and LAN. today too. went to play pool, den LAN, den went to charlie's house play pool and tennis, b4 eating supper and going home. we talked seriously damn alot of cock.

"hey dick where you live ah?" - Charlie
"Near the hair" - Dixon
i was the only 1 who got the joke sia dunno why maybe cuz of my screwed up brain lolol

den we kept spamming all the as... as a ... joke.. i started with the as jag as a jackfruit and dixon had to come out with 10 thousand more
As Jag as a Jackfruit/Jackknife/Jack's Place
As Cute as a Cuticle/Cucumber
As Dumb as Dumbledore/Dumbell
As Slow as a Slogan

Trampled like a Trampoline

"you think i should try?" - HMS
"you go try urself lah, later try until become tribal chief" - Dixon

and he had to bring me in.. as Meng as a Mango.
so rebut was as simple as simple plan. as Dick as a Dixon

pool was fun, but i played with dixon most of the time cuz pranav was angsting to go lan. so we went lan.
wah piang. dixon giving his shirt a love bite
after that. we rammed DAYTONA USA
after staring at the menu, i went "auntie, 给我一个Pink Lips"

After that we went to charlie's house to play pool n tennis. din feel quite right with another couple in the pool room. shall not elaborate =D
tennis was fun, i whacked at least 10 fricking balls out of the damn court. after the 8th ball i started feeling bad.. so i asked him if i need to pay, he said "no need lah.. all these oso i pick up one.." so i thought, wad the heck, might as well make it 10.

went for supper at holland-v. bought drinks first.
"auntie, yi ge teh-peng" - Dixon
"im not an auntie, im only 12" - SnowFlake
dixon got jagged sia, she was just a small girl he went auntie lol..

den later..
"walao, she entertaining old man sia!" - HMS
"eh dey, thats her father" - Dixon
"okay.." - HMS

damn, cant wait to go out summore. (with you)

Family Carnival

2007-09-15T23:29:00.000+08:00

Theres a group of sec 4 rafflesians RE Project that finally aims to hold a family carnival. they RE group consists of only 2 members, and they got into congress.

the sack race. but i prefer to call it voluntary kidnapping.

i was the briefing IC, and i screwed up. one part i shouted. "OKAY GUYS, LATER THERE WILL BE SACKS ON THE FLOOR" after i said it, it sounded wrong and i laughed for a moment while the PAP kids give me the "are u crazy?" look. hehe heng they din understand.

pranav reffing 3 on 3 soccer.
humble PM Lee taking a photograph with us =) i dont seem as excited lol

NOW.. ITS DUNKIN' TIME
Introduction: the game is played with a person sitting on the thing, and ppl will throw a ball at a target. it it hits, the person will drop into the water =D they hired this girl just to sit there. however.. WE STOLE HER JOB

STARRING PRANAV

FATTY DIXON...
LAWISSSS KOH

AND ME!!

YEAH, THATS ABOUT IT =)

maple

2007-09-11T23:46:00.000+08:00

click for larger view.
lol q-o-t-d from maple i guess.
FatMeng=me
shotiemax = Max Viera
xxpurexslnxx= Amos aka Bmos now Cmos.

How I spent this Saturday.

2007-09-08T22:18:00.000+08:00

yo wassap.
in the morning, pet car dash. ours was the only one without fins/spoilors or wadever u call it. wasnt too confident anyway.
mus shoot the thing 20m, going pass a 3m wide gap in 2 seconds. ours made it pass the gap in definitely less than 2 seconds. however, b4 going past the gaps it smashed hard into the wall. =D
during practice we pump lie 3.5 bars. today i ki siao pump 7 bars. BOOM =D

after that, went to bishan library mug abit, since it was so near. den i was sitting at this 4-sofa thing. den there were this group of frens oso, den i asked them if they needed me to shift somewhere else, they said no need.. den later they ask me help them take care bags while they ram lunch. den slowly we became frens =D den suddenly one of them took out a cube and play, and asked if i could solve. so i shared with them some cubing sai that i know. den alimi came. with pathy. den pathy was like "meng siew! you girlfriend doing F2L ah?" lol wth i was dam paiseh i know them for less than 3 hrs. but nvm. later best part. pathy wanted to borrow my cube, and he insisted that i throw it to him. being the ass i always was, i decided to juz throw it to him. wtf, i was mugging PHYSICS at that time, and i should have calculated the fking impact that the cube would hit the ground if it somehow missed. oh wait, it did miss. it bloody shattered into 23 pieces. 20 lose cubes, and the middle thing broke into 3.anyway, my cubing life is sad too. lost my first cube, second cube got stolen, and i had to smash my 3rd cube. but to be honest, i was quite relived after smashing it. cuz it sucked, and i think most of u know oredi.. the rocky cube or wadever yall call it. but now, its GONE FOR GOOOOOOOOD i like =)

when they came back from lunch, they bought me this ice cream balls thing =D i was shivering like free in the library. i was all wet from the pet car, and i was in my PE attire. den the library aircon was built in north pole or sth. plus ice cream. absolute 0 sia

den later, we played hangmans (or hangmen wadever) to guess each other's name. good way for remembering names =D and i can still rmb aha. so fun, dunno can meet them next time again anot.

do i look like a nerd? when they were guessing my ccas, they said "maths club? IT club?" when i said rugby they were like wtf dun bullshit.

den i had to go.. dam reluctant. summore i went to watch getai =/ the liu lingling person was MC-ing. not bad, the jokes can pass.
there was this girl i think her age 1X or low 2X nia.. sing getai.. shuang sia free money..
qn for yall: why are there audiences in front og the getai, as well as BACKSTAGE =)
first person to tag the correct answer wins..
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

good luck.
btw my maple lv 76, and i quite lazy train, cuz my 2X over. but imma chiong like some free after EOYs. but have to go thauland for like 1 mth . zz nvm. bye

interact

2007-08-30T22:32:00.000+08:00

Once a year, the interact club mentoring section will invite all the mentees to RI for some activities, sort of to show them wad RI is like. so we brought them around the school, and played some lameass games like wad "wad time is it mr wolf", as shown in the pic. den we had treasure hunt around the whole sch. was naice.

i found physics quite easy actually. got back geog cct. when i saw 16/30 i freaked out. my geogs always been my strongest subby, cant be so low.. so i was very emo.. i was so desperate i went to count the marks. indeed, count wrong. damn heng sia.

today's maple dam fun, totally jagged weikang to the power of infinity. one of my party members was called TKY20. TKY is the initials of one of our teachers, so i went to jag weikang. i told him that miss X plays maple. as expected, he did not believe. but being the excellent crapper, i invited him and TKY20 into a 3 person convo. i told the pt member to answer wad i say, and it was uber funny i laughed the whole darn time but i forgot to take ss. (i realise i mistook the ss key for other key, all my ss last tiem actually din take, very dulan). btw my pt member is actually a guy but kang mistook for girl LOL. kk in the convo, kang asked "her" how old is "she", i asked him to say 38, and kang was abit convinced. den he went on to ask whether he knows a (handsome) guy called mengsiew. den i told him to say "yes, hes my student". kang was damn convinced now, and he said that he was weikang lolol and we talked for qt some time, but i left the convo cuz i was afraid that i sould choke on my laughter. den i faked him that she added me and ask me if kang really watches porn LOL den he kept asking me wad i reply.. so i said its fake, just a joke. kang was so excited, he called ben lee, junrui, chuyong, to tell them that she plays maple. wad a dumbass =)

i dun intend to tell him the truth anytime soon. i cant wait for him to go back to sch tmr and ask her "ma'am, today want ram mysterious path 3 party kill jr.selkie?" WOO GONE

quotes:
One of the Mentees: "他们做么一直叫我们panties?"
One of the Mentor: "WALAO是MENTEES啦!"

Interact Installation

2007-08-25T13:00:00.000+08:00

been damn busy for the past few days. cuz of interact installation. its the ceremony where the current exco pass their roles to the new exco. all school's interact club will hold this once every yr, and invite other schools to go. if u dun go for theirs, they wun go for urs. simple. reciprocity. aha i went for rivervalley's one. and they came ytd =)
i was in charged of the display and the food catering. display was damn hard work. had to make a4 sized letters and print them out. spam ink like siao. "RI INTSTALLATION 2007 SERVE THROUGH LOVE SERVE TRUE LOVE" and we had to piece this giant montage thing tgt, and paste it tgt, and hang it up. my mum got 3 cylinders of helium, and we spammed balloons oso.

it was damn fun staying back at night to do up the display with the other ppl. some at 3rd floor pulling the 2nd floor displays up and stuff.. i like
when it was all done. superb sense of satisfaction.

theres this chinese saying abt wad 10 yrs backstage, 1 min on stage thing. now i can really understand its meaning. spend so much time and effort on all these, just for a mere 3 hrs b4 they were all destroyed. the process was fun but pissing at the same time. for the display, me wayne and guowei were in-charge. it was really too much for just the 3 of us to do, and i really wanna thank those who helped. but there were some ppl who really pissed me off. they feel that after they are in the comm, they can just slack off oredi. come here, see ppl doing work, den pretend got sth on go away. or when we are all doing the work they juz stack inside LT1, or when we all pon dinner to do work, and we are all fking starving, when theres cake all go there eat, leaving me and wayne wif all the shit, and when we go there only crumbs are left. best part, they went to RJ 7-11 to buy stuff while we were doing display, i was starving, and i juz requested to buy sth for me to eat, but it was totally daoed. after the rehearsal, we had to stay back to do the display, and i appreciate those ppl who stayed and help. not those who went home straight after it. this is only the first event that the 44th comm has organised. i really hope u can stop being such an idiot and slack around.
k. done bitching. now onto the actual ceremony =D
Mrs Tay told us to rest awhile 10 mins b4 the thing starts to cool down. so we went to LT3. just as we stepped into LT3 Angus was throwing the keys up and down. the second time he threw it, it did not come down. it got stuck to the lights. we were all laughing like mad and damn anxious cuz we must get the key b4 the thing starts and we had like only 8 mins left. so we took everything we could find and throw it at the lights. threw around 980543745 b4 pranav finally hit it down. after which he shouted "whos the king man!?" den everyone laughed. i think the "rest" at LT3 did not really cool us down. we all got sweaty after that, esp in a blazer.

the stars.

in the heart formation.

lol me with the empty heart glass jar

WOO! my turn to receive the juice! bloody angus made me laugh and the juice spilled lol. in rehearsals he kept saying "nah my love juice" i din expect him to say in during the actual thing. hahahhahahah was damn fun!
lol i found this pic quite funny. will talking to guowei and i looked bochap

43rd and 44th comm. singing if we hold on tgt.
my and mum during reception =)

felt contented when ppl come and tell me that the food was nice.
after that, we koped all the balloons and went to the middle of the parade square to release them. it was damn cool everyone followed lol.

when it was all over, we waited for a debrief. there were like 4 calls for debrief cuz all the time not everyone was present. and pranav was like "can yall stop de-briefing? i do not have enough underwears!"

after the debrief and all the group photos, we could finally go home. but we preferred to have some night activity, so we all went to j8. ate at macs, while the 43rd comm went to cafe cartel. we wanted to kope bread lol but din in the end.

wayne and angus.

den we all went home after a memorable day.

yo.

2007-08-19T13:35:00.000+08:00

yesterday was interact club's newspaper collection.
the hue vietnam ppl joined us. i saw quang in them, and i shouted mat cak (dick face). den they all looked at me and he gave me the STFU look. LOL
i volunteered to take attendance. i dont know everybody in interact, cuz there are more than 100 ppl. so i asked this guy if he was in group B. he said no. den later when the groups gathered he came group B. i was like i tot u not in group B? den he was like yah i not in group B i in group 2. walao i tell u was damn pissed at him. firstly, he jag himself cuz its group B not group 2. secondly, i juz wanna take attendance and he want to guai lan around. so i told him to go find his group 2, and i will juz bloody mark his ass absent here. damn shuang. later found out he was from RJ but i dun give a fk.
newpaper collection quite fun. esp with the viets. can put the stuff i learnt in class to good use.
dixon, pranav and me were grp leaders. we bought bomb bags during break, and threw 1 under the table of the sec 4s. kevin quah literally jumped off his seat lolol. but miss quah(not his mother/sister) seemed pissed.
after the hard work, we were discussing where to go. meet zongyi and shanzhi for movie, go sji fair, or play pool. ended up playing pool. half of it actually
i brought them to toa payoh safra to play, but the pool tables taken up. so we played snooker first. 12 took nearly 2 hrs for 2 snooker games, which i won both heh. but i lost all the pool games lol. hopefully its cuz i din wear contacts and din bring my cue.
watched 881. quite sad but i dun like the plot. but not a bad show i heard it reach $1m in 9 days of release.
thats abt it.
my mage is lv 63 ^^ 3 days ago i told kang i will do 3rd job in 10 days. i have 7 days left to gain 7 lvs. too easy

not happy

2007-08-17T17:06:00.000+08:00

got back my APR. damn pissed.
if those arrowed had been given 1 or 2 marks mroe, i would have gotten 3.69.
oh yes of course, im danfer han meng siew. copy and paste at least change the name lah zzdoes it =/

is Siew a group of man? or is it a door?

now 3q is abit like 2g last time, spam joga in class, and more ppl will join, ending up in kampong soccer. but now, its abit more difficult, as theres a new obstacle. The Benjamin Lee.

Maples fun to0. lv 60 le.
cant find the stupid screenshots that i took. post them up someday when i find =D
bye

sai

2007-08-08T13:34:00.000+08:00

im chionging maple now. lv 47. comes to think of it, i have a really sad gaming life.
i used to play neopets. mengsiewisaking(i din name it myself, my fren created it for me) den went to my fren house play, he had keylogger, and the next day it was hacked.
i used to play runescape, malaeo_boom yall can go check how imba. den it got hacked, cuz i gave pw to the boy my sis gave tuition to, and i suspect he got scammed.
Played gunbound, silver battle axe with the dot. forgot pw and username.
used to play, den quit, and returned to playing maple. had a lv 45 ice lit mage, MalaeoBoom, but i restarted cuz it maxed bolt and magic armour. den came MalaeoMage, lv 80. wanted to sell it away to my fren, so i gave him pw to try out. however, his way of trying out had to do with using hacks, and he got it banned. what i have left is a totally naked account, only left with the burning red hair yall can go h score table check. now i have this FatMeng account, my 3rd ice lit mage, and weikang and jon has access to it. hope nothing happens.
Played gunbound, silver battle axe with the dot. forgot pw and username.

today was NDP. i sat with darius, and i had fun. after that was interact ex-co board meeting. damn excited for interact installation, first time imma wear a blazer. done up the display for the notice board on the day of installation, and still have to do the catering of food for that day.

after that, me, daniel, guo wei and wayne went to J8 to eat. we tot sake sushi had the buffet thing, so we sat there, and we were already planning to cam whore with the 897349824 plates(definitely possible with wayne around) we would be able to take. den we found out that theres no buffet, so we bid our goodbyes and left for KFC.

"andrew tham.. oh that guy! hes boarding right?" - HMS
"im sure hes balding lah he has hair wad." - Guo Wei
"wtf does having hair anot got to do with boarding?" - HMS
*laughs like an ass* - Wayne
"i think thought u said balding" - Wayne
-.- - HMS

"yo tmr u wearing wad to sch?" - HMS
"school u" - WeiKang
"school me?" - HMS
"nono school us" - WeiKang
lol fine total crap.

PTMs coming. 2 teachers wanna see me, English teacher TKY and Chines Teacher SCM
not too sure why the english teacher wants to meet my parents, but she will definitely talk about my blog. she talks about it every english lesson
chinese teacher.. k this was wad happened.
“同学们，把你们的三张单张练习交给奕树” - SCM
“danfer u think you can factorise 三张单张?" - HMS
"yeah i think can, you have to take 张 out." - Danfer
"so you will get 张(三单) issit?" - HMS
"yeah, and you might also get 三单(张)" - Danfer
"很多废话是吗？跟你们的家长见面看谁的废话多."
gone.

one of my neighbours is some damn rich indo family, and the guy used to drive chrysler 300c and his wife drives a mercedes benz S350 with some damn imba rims.
yes, both cars have no plates 3333.
but the guy thought that the chrysler wasnt enough, and he bought a new ride just 3 days ago.
a Ferrari 360 Spider. its a convertible. its like a girl, you cant wait to see her topless. went to LTA site to check, this car has the F1 option, which has paddles just behind the steering wheel to change gear. a 20,000 pounds option. see the yellow badge at the side of the car? costs just around 3~4k sgd to add on. it has the same number plate as the old chrysler 300c. wait, it wasnt old at all.

k. i shouldnt have used flash -.-

-insert title here-

2007-08-04T17:03:00.000+08:00

yesterday was cross country. danfer was supposed to walk with us, but he pangseh to run, haiz typical lah, so me, kang, limping blee and chin kiat walked tgt most of the time. however, ben lee still had some difficulty keeping up with us.
we played concentration, and used rhyming words to play. lock, cock, talk, sock and fork. damn challenging haha but overall fun =D talk talk cock cock, cock cock pok pok, pok pok sock sock....
din take any pics cuz i din bring fone.
btw i had 15 cups of milo b4 the race.

today. went to suntec city for some convention.it was.. quite boring lah, but the last speaker was damn damn good. she had alot of funny pics and alot alot of jokes.

"one day, a teacher noticed jon scratching his crotch. she asked him what happened, he said it was itchy. she got him to call his mother, and ask her what to do. so he did. when he came back, he sat there quietly, so the teacher assumed everything was fine. but when she turned around he saw him sticking his thing out. she asked why is he doing that, he said his mum said "if you could stick it out till 12pm i will come and pick you up"

"one day, mrs mouse brought her mice out to play, when they met mr cat. they all panicked, and din know what to do. mrs mouse thought of an idea, and quickly shouted:"woof woof". mr cat was so afraid he ran away. the lil mice applauded their mother for her wit. she then said:"now you see the importance of a second language"

haha these are just 2 of em.

after that we had lunch. it was damn bloody nice, the catered food. got chicken beef fish tofu, and after that got some damn nice corn soup, and super nice salad with giant fresh prawns and marinated beef. ahh nice. ate to more than my fill

den we went up to 6th storey for the World Cyber Games. mr and pranaf played the basketball thing lol was damn fun. den we saw alot of ppl dress up as cyber characters, got one sephiroth who looked bloody real, and had a sword like 1.4m long(yes, as tall as biquan)den we went back, and while waiting, we played concentration again. mr guowei was a good prefect, and he forbid us to say "cock" so we played lick, dick, mick, sick and nick. sick sick mick mick, mick mick lick lick, lick lick dick dick...

and we finally played the ultimate game of the day. penalties.a hit on the head would mean 10 points. newspaper 5 points, hands 3 points.

In maple..
"eh i lv 16 liao should i go pig beach?" - ChuYong
"dont, you fight pig will become stupid" - Snowflake
"but it makes chuyong smarter" - HMS

zz

2007-08-02T17:40:00.000+08:00

sry long time no post. very busy with tests. but now geogs over, and the next test is 2 weeks later, so heres a post.
im not posting for the sake of posting, its that something really happened today.
last week i had my interview for humanities ex-co. it went well. but too well.
so yesterday mrs yak told me mrs ong wants to speak to me as a year head. i was like wif i din kill anyone
so today mrs ong told me to meet her after school. i had totally no idea what she wanted to say. so we sat there.. and b4 she talked a bad thing oredi happened. i sat on the stupid bench and i almost fell cuz it had 3 legs. bloody pathy was laughing like mad on the opposite. but nvm.
our convo was quite serious.. she said she had the intention to put me in key positions in the ex-co, so she went to ask my subject teachers about me in class, cuz she dun teach me. i was like ok, im gone. so she asked me what did i think they said, and i juz told her all i could. den she went on to say these kinds of things cannot me on a leader, what more of ri. zz damn sian lah. dun wanna think abt it anm.
got chosen for interact ex-co. given a list of timetables. i dint like my one at all
tmr got talk abt a leadership trip for 10-14 days. to thailand. looking forward to seeing transvestites. sat mus go suntec for another interact thing, until 3:30, whole sat gone. maybe play pool after that. i need to chill out, seriously.
screwed up RE, flunked tests, and now humans club thinks i cannot cope with work.
*emo section ends here*

no interact today. (WOO HOO) jon came to my house do zhuanti website. den we played basketball with sungming. triple threat, and we had a useless rule. when it was out, we din know who to start the ball. so they say the person who out starts the ball. only after 30 mins or so did the genius(me) change the rule to the 2 ppl scissors paper stone.

bye. imma vent it all out in gym.

saturday.

2007-07-21T20:28:00.000+08:00

woke up freaking early in the morning today to put up the MINDS that miss tan asked me to do.
heh my sis cut 'em. =D

den at 9, i went to RJ for support the 2 RI teams that RI sent in to participate in the RJC ASEAN quiz 2007
went i went there, they oredi did their preliminary rounds, and were like sure cant get in one. cuz they said it was muggable, but they did not mug. but ma de, in the end they got in, with SJI and HCI, and got to perform a skit. it was damn damn uber funny hahahah
and they came in first in the end! woo hoo
daniel chew, samuel lim and japheth eng.

after that, i went to bishan library to mug. for maths and chinese. and i met sungming and jaren and their pri sch classmates. got chased out by the librarian cuz we werent supposed to mug in the reading corner, and cuz there werent any place left to mug, we headed for sungming's house.(which is oso kinda my house but wadever) talked alot of funny crap, and jaren and me seemed to have some kinda telepathy, cuz we would look at each other and laugh whenever sth like "meat" or "lap cheong" or "good job" was said. best part was jaren said "the last time i came was during sec 1" and i said "wah that was a very long time since u came" den we looked at each other and started laughing while the rest of 'em think we siao cuz they din understand.

after everyone went home, me and sungming and his sister, and BK's neighbour/my neighbour's cousin, nigel played basketball. we played DIE, but we changed it to GAY. however, when he got GA, he chnaged it to HORSE. den it became HORSES. den he became HORSEYS. it was gonna change to HOUSEFLIES but he did not wanna get killed by me and sung.

i got a tiny bit of feeling that im going to die. i cant bloody do those maths supplementary, and theres chem titration and phy concept map quiz oso. =( and tme maybe oging motorshow at ngee ann city. zz.

stress.

2007-07-20T19:58:00.000+08:00

today was really damn stressful for me, verge of breakin down.
friday is like the best day of the week for most of yall. but not for me.

during chinese today, we had ting xie. danfer put the tingxie paper in his coat lol bet no ont noticed. den the teacher keep saying stop looking at danfer's paper remember? lol actually i was looking into his. ahem cleavage. den the teacher thought that junrui was cheating cuz he had the paper on his table, and crushed his paper. and she had to say "ni cong ming wo ben hor?" so he angsted, stood up, and got out of class. den danfer quickly zipped up his coat LOL

after ting xie she got us to go find junrui. we took the lift down, and went everywhere to search for him. canteen, library, rj 7-11, rj canteen, atrium. cant find, so we went back. we eventually found out he was sitting at the 5th to 6th floor stairs all the time. and we bloody missed him cuz.. we took the lift. gay. he even heard us talking lol.

after school, damn fun. chor said this fri mus go infocomm cuz i have been ponning alot. humanities club has meeting at 2. interact club has meeting at 2:30. and its the great clash of all 3 merit. veli nice, i like.

so this was wad i did. i went for infocomm first. at like 1. den fooled around, and on the screen in front, it wrote damn big "all non-infocomm members please leave now!" however, jiaxuan changed it to "all infocomm members please leave now!" and it was good.

so, at 2, i left for humans. is naice, we discussed about green game and stuff.. den i decided to stay.. and pon CIP hrs for interact today. i realise i sacrifice alot for humans.. i ponned interact leadership training for MGS youth conference, and pon today's CIP.

so at 4:30 when i finally left, i met miss tan, and she asked me to go popular buy thos big plastic cardboard thing and cut out 5 big letters. MINDS. damn sian, i thought i could go home, but i had more stuff to do. and bloody hell, tmr i have to go support humanities team(another sacrifice, time for mugging maths cct, chinese cct, physics mindmap shit and tons of hw i have). miss tan actually wanted to meet me at 7 in the morning to do the letters but. in the end change of plan. i had to do it myself T.T

So, i went to dhouby ghout. to re-activate my maple account. =D that gay said it was only suspended for verification, and when i came home, all my bloody characters got stripped off the meso and items. ZZZZZZZ oh well. i sent persuasion speech no.2. and i will post it only upon request. den i chiong to tpy to buy all the rubbish for the letters, and i finally got home. i think i am too committed to my MERIT ccas that i am sacrificing school results. die. but i like the feeling of business (busy-ness).. makes me feel filled and not empty. i like.

funny
at humanities club, Mrs Yak got me to rename her thumbdrive to Humanities-Earth Club. but there wasnt enough space, so i left it as Hum-Ear Club. hope she understands.

MapleStory

2007-07-19T20:57:00.000+08:00

In this post, I shall talk about the importance of persuasive skills. (although itsa abit of bullcrap)
What I wrote:

Hi there,

I have been ac active mapler in the past, however I had to stop for a period of around 6 months due to a major examination. However, when it was all over, I happily installed maplestory's newest patch, and was overjoyed, thinking that I would be able to meet up with me long lost maple friends again! however, i was extremely shocked when they said that my ID was either deleted of blocked. I was thinking that maybe due to the long period of inactivity with my account, it has been inactivated. However, I have been told by my friends that it has been banned. I am really disappointed, because I have never resorted to illegal means to play maplestory. I do not know if it has been hacked or anything, but I went to look up the Hi-Score table but my account looked banned. I am sad that all my efforts in training my characters would all go to waste, and I would then lose all my maple friends, not mentioning the sum of money buying cash items to support maplestory, being grateful that they provide fun to gamers without charging, which I really look up to and respect. I hope to receive a reply as to what exactly happened to my maplestory account, maleo_boom

With Regards and Respect,

Han Meng Siew

Singapore

maleo_boom@hotmail.com

What they replied:

Dear player,

This suspension is for verification purpose as we suspect hacking activities in your account . Please follow the instruction to be verified and we will release your account immediately. Sorry for any inconvenient caused.

Please visit our Customer Service Centre with your National Identity / Student Pass (with photo) / NRIC.

Customer Service Centre:
60 Orchard Road
#B1-01/02/03
NEL - Dhoby Ghaut Station
Singapore 238889

(Near Plaza Singapura. Above Dhoby Ghaut MRT - North East Lines)

Operational Hours
11:00am - 8:00pm Daily
Closed on Public Holidays

Your membership status will be change to "verified" once our Customer Support Officers have checked your registered information.

Do note that if the details registered with your Asiasoft Passport differs from your documentational proof, there will be an administrative fee of SGD$5.00 or USD$3.35 for updating of your Asiasoft Passport.

Thank you

what I sent back:
Thank You!
I am very amazed by the efficiency of this customer service centre. Quick reply, exactly what players wish for. May you all succeed in future endeavours in life, and God Bless.

from 160 bucks to unban, back to 5 bucks at most. i like.

why the fuck am i back to mapling, its part of why im a slut face bitchass crap in rugby.
but. i like. im so high that im just gonna sleep, not give a shit about tmr's graded ting xie. good night.

Interact 2

2007-07-19T19:39:00.000+08:00

yes, another post on interact, but this time some imba. 7 of us went, and on our way there, we passed by the coffee shop and we met mediacorp. 2 stars are adrian pang and fiona xie. adrian pang is freaking muscular, and fiona xie looks much better in real life, and i can telll you, uzap works. i shall not elaborate any further. the acting looks so exaggerated in real life but it dosent look as bad on tv. ha

remember the pick-up like bout baker father lol.

got more pics btw. btw all not taken by me =/

after all these shit, we were late for interact for arnd 1 hr.

during play time for interact, and there was only play time left for interact cuz we were.. ahem late, we played soccer wif them.

On the 19th of July, RI sent in a team of 7 interactors to play kampong soccer with around 40 primary school kids. RI convincingly.. lost by.. quite a narrow margin of 4-7. However, our members had fun and it was all that matters.

humanities club asked those ppl who went for MGS youth conference to write a reflection, and maybe add in come pictures. i was thinking my blog post would be perfect, aint it, ashraf?

danfer punches kevin's pencilbox onto the floor.

"walao want to punch at least zip it up first right?" - kevin

"den if i punch your face must zip ur your mouth first ah?" - danfer

interact

2007-07-12T18:49:00.000+08:00

its thursday today. which means.. INTERACT. but before that, after school jon wanted to go gym, so i followed him. after gym when jon was drinking his protein shake, we were talking about all the weird ways of mixing it, like isaac mixing his powder with coffee milk and stuff. den i asked jon "so u know how i make my protein shake anot?" den he was like "what? cocktail ah?" LOL i laughed for wad seemed like eternity, especially cuz it came out from jon

oh ya, and the ncc hat, beret issit? i found it on the floor, dunno whose, ask junyong he say dunno so i kept it. ncc people get pumped for dropping the hat but i found it lying there, its owner losing it. gay i just reminded myself of my lost set of uniform plus badge plus belt. =( asked the cleaner but he dunno where.

so we went for interact. me and jon were late cuz we had lunch at some coffeeshop. not bad, they served good chicken chop and jon had half a barbequeued chicken. so we went there, slack abit, and it was time for games. they saw my cube and this boy, called alvin, was super irritating, keep trying to snatch the cube from me, and keep on grabbing my hand/shirt/pocket digging for my handphone. being the smart, or u can say cunning guy i am, i decided do so something.

i ran away first, den i went to jon there and pretend put sth in his bag, but actually i kept the cube in my bag. so alvin, thinking that the cube is in jon's bag, chased him like some siao, and grabbed him and everything. somehow it felt good looking at jon's misery. jon was desperate. he cannot shake alvin off. he requested me to do something, which i felt was really funny, and i did it:

but he still persisted. oh well

random. kaiyu 's pro sleeping methods. be brings one more of those big rectangle pencilcase, and stuffs cotton inside. you know what he uses it for.

??

2007-07-11T22:28:00.000+08:00

all 3 sci have quizzes, tests on this week. phy my mugging is negligible. tmr is chem, mugged abit, for half and hr. bio pract nth to mug. damn tired. after training went home and played soccer till like 8:30. zzz
friday is a very important day. if i perform well yall will see me during prometheum day. aiyah oso dunno which one i wanna chiong for lah, but infocomm sure no hope, rugby sure become captain. NOT. left humans and interact. hmm.
bye.

MGS Youth Conference

2007-07-07T20:02:00.000+08:00

On the 6th and 7th of July, RI sent in a team of 6 to participate in a 2 day camp at MGS. It was a camp for young environmentalists to gather together and discuss about environmental issues. The team consists of: Samuel Lim, Carvin Choy, Ashraf bin Yusoff, Superkirk, GuanLin, and finally, myself Meng Siew.

6th of july is a friday, which means i have to chiong there after school. and i get to skip training. worst thing is, i din know wad time it started, and i found out at 2:30 that it would start at 2:30. so i decided to ram a cab, and guess what? the cabbie dosent know where MGS is, and i had to call my mum to find out on the internet and call me back.

not a great way to start.

but anyway, for the first day, it was kinda boring at first, with 2 talks, one on career as a environmental lawyer, and the other on world climate change. afterthat, we were split into groups of 10, and our groups were named after hurricanes, and i was in hurricane nicole (kidman). we were supposed to go back to the classes and use the recyclable materials to make traditional costumes. remember i said there was 10 ppl in my group? there was only one guy. but nvm, later on i found out that the girl-guy ratio was like 15-1, now 9-1 isnt that bad. wait, could it have gotten any worse? so in the room, it was like reverse bukakke.

being the only guy, and there was 6 MGS girls in the group, i was the best target to be the model to do the catwalk.damn. i shall not elaborate any further, go ask the other 5.

Day 2, kinda fun. we were asked to wear either brown or green, and as i expected, we were asked to sit in the shape of a huge tree in the hall. den we played this STUPID SHITASS GAME. let me tell u why. everyone was asked to pair up, and sit down facing each other, in 2 long rows, feet to feet legs straightened out. den it was like a race to see which of the 2 groups can finish running past the whole rows first. theres this girl, at leat 60kg, was running at some imba speed. its like so many friggin legs lah, and guess what, she jumped, flew in the air past 2 sets of legs, thinking that she will be able to get past mine too. but she was wrong. she bloody stepped on my shin. den the whole world came asking me whether im ok. $%@#$%. hehe later found out that she sprained her ankle from that =D

den all the morning activities continued.. like playing the immortal game, scissors paper stone thing.

during lunch, all of us, cept for ashraf sat tgt. he sat alone. we were all wondereing why. and i went to ask. den he was like "wait, just watch. i aiming the jacket one" k, so i went back and see. ma de, later he went to sit with a table with 6 other zabos. we were like cheering him on. den guanlin wanted to borrow my fone to take a pic, so i lent him my fone. den when he was taking, me and samuel shouted "OEI ASHRAF TAKE PICTURE TAKE PICTURE!" and "GUYS SAY CHEESE" respectively. lololol they all looked over and guanlin was uber jag. AHAHHA shud i post that pic? hmm WHY NOT? HAHA

samuel looking at the situation, and the jag happened 5 seconds later

den after lunch, there was this activity where we swapped groups and discuss bout youths these days (kinda discussing bout ourselves and criticising ourselves saying things like we are materialisc. LOL and i was the one who brought that up.) den, finally, we got back into the school group, which means back with the RI ppl.

after that ashraf went to his group again, and guanlin, despite the bad experice, decided to be the photographer again. being nice people, me and samuel helped him by saying thing like "oei why u read my messages?" and "wah look at his girlfriends messages"

pick-up lines from ashraf

Is your father an architect, because u make me *r*ct.

Are you an electrician, because you turn me on.

Is your dad a baker? because you have nice buns.(if he had said this to the jacket girl it would have been fun.)

Confucius says, women have 70 jobs. cooking, and 69

are you feeling tired? because you have been running through my mind.

my pickup lines too obscene to be posted

"hmm what marine wastes are there?" - guanlin

"you when you're underwater" - samuel

while showing the route of where the rubbish go,

"wow look, your life story" - samuel

"dots." - guanlin

"wow you went to pulau semakau!" - samuel (the final destination of rubbish, for landfill)

"shut up" - guanlin

"and you even took a cruise there!" - samuel

"..." - guanlin

everyone laughs, cept for ashraf.

"ay, you know wad he talking abt anot?" - HMS

"yah lah, guanlin is trash." - ashraf

"can you not be so direct, i feel hurt" - guanlin

LOL

"i know why he wants the jacket girl" - samuel

"why?" - HMS

"cuz hes feeling cold" - samuel

LOL - group

"and do you know why hes not with her now?" - HMS

"why?" - samuel

"cuz im hot, and he feels warm here, and he dosent need a jacket anymore" - HMS
.........-group

HaoQin's contribution to pick-up lines:
"you must be an astronaut cos you make my rocket rise."
"sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"

later on we made a powerpoint slide on marine pollution, and i t was freaking imba. i really have to admit, samuel lim is a genius. his ideas all damn out of the box. the guest speaker who is a marine biologist even approached us to ask if we wanna work wif her on a project. and the MGS ppl say we can present it to other schools. UHHHH YEAH talked hell lot of crap, and heres just a few that i remembered. talked hell lot of crap, and heres just a few that i remembered.

drew the yellow gallardo while listening to those interesting talks. samuel had to spoil it with that bird, and saying that that was the problem with fast cars in singapore. i found no link to his reasoning.

sian, next week spam tests, havent mug and havet do ERP. mon going CSS. veli naice.

real life

2007-07-04T17:42:00.000+08:00

tired of seeing just GTA cars? here are some real life ones, spotted outside mandarin hotel and marriot hotel.Lamborghini Murcielago LP640. 1,180,000

LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO SPYDER!! 900,000

AHHH ORGASM

Ferrari Challenge Stradale

Rolls Royce Phantom 1,500,000

The lamborghinis owned by same guy.. has alot of imba cars.
http://www.mycarforum.com/forum/General_C1/Car_Showroom_F21/Another_richie_rich_spotted--%3E_P1421451/

GTA lambo

2007-07-01T00:28:00.001+08:00

Its always fun when you have a new mod =)
(but it sucks when u mod everything liao, go in game to try, but the game crashes. oh well. shh dun tell biq) new palette =)
poser pic lol

new blue gallardo chrome wheels with modified lp640 with gold wheels
lol.. so wrong.. lambo with such extravagant spoilers. but heck its nice
scissors doors always the best!
nice chrome wheels =D not original lambo wheels though
250,000 polygon model.
a nice way to end things is always to destroy it. (wondering why a subary impreza WRX STi is in the lambo showroom? hahahhahah!)

GTA Mods

2007-06-29T17:06:00.000+08:00

In this post, I shall showcase just 1% of my GTA mods. =D
This is the interior of my submarine, can go underwater =DBlack Gallardo Spyder

Black Gallardo and Yellow Murcielago LP640 outside of my modded garage =D
doors closed and the stupid rain stopped.
drifting sai
err. looks familiar?
Black Enzo Ferrari.
front view
double decker tram. can be boarded
Hummer Taxi
Modded bullet train
Modded military Hydra
Flaming Topless Savanna
LOL! power of hydraulics
hardtop
hydraulics

FIERY lowriderOH SHIT how do you delete pics?? damn damn (hot coffee)

interact

2007-06-28T21:39:00.000+08:00

*DISCLIAMER: The Chinese words you see here has no intention of being racist. Thus, I shall do a simple translation.

today is staff training day, and tmr oso, which means we dun have to go to sch from today until next monday. naice. but yesterday night i received a call, telling me that there will be interact today. i tried my best not to think of the kids =P
the sms said that there will be 4 ppl going, and 3 who will sms me if they are going. not too bad lah 4 ppl.
so today, i reached there at 2:15, 15 mins early. so i cubed while listening to my mp3. damn high. den i saw these bunch of prefects, and i think they got prefect camp. damn lame, they locked their arms around each other, like around 10 of them, and had to walk in a big mass. den they do the station finish go bundle up again go next station -.-
den 光阴如箭,不知不觉(time is like an arrow, dunno cant feel), it was 2:45 liao, damn gay, only me, so i checked my fone, 3 smses, all say cant go. one got camp and the other one "not free", when theres supposed to be sch. last sms says hes coming. so only the both of us, me and weeping went. today there was maths ws, gave them to do den we juz slack arnd. we were so sian that we each took one of the paper, and decided to race. but hes a cheat. i was explaining to the teacher why there was only the 2 of us, and he started. ma de, so i was like nvm i will still beat u. end up i won. but we checked answers, i had 2 CARELESS mistakes while he scored full marks. gay! thats p4 maths.
afterthat was playtime. played basketball. nothing much, just that i owned.
den go home. and i saw the same hyundai tuscani i camwhored with like 2 mths ago. =D maybe its fate.
Quote:
"oei prefect! 叫他们不要吵(ask them shut up)" - HMS
“喂你们不要吵了啦(oei! shut up lah)！"- Prefect
"shuddap lah" - Snowflake A
"去死啦!(go n die)" - Snowflake B
"walao eh see they always like that one!" - Prefect
imba prefect. why am i thinking of Biq? LOL boballz

lol this one taken 2 mths ago

tuscani.. you have lost some weight(superleggara?LOL).. haven't you been eating well?my paper =/
as u can tell, im neat.

1st day of sch

2007-06-25T00:57:00.001+08:00

schs reopening tmr. oh wait i mean later. and im here cuz i cant bloody sleep. im suffereing from something called holidays lag. not jet lag but holidays lag, get it? like the last dec hols, the morning of the first day of sch i din sleep at all, so i went fo some roti prata and teh halia and my fav kambing soup.
but im gonna die tmr, sure damn sleepy in class, and theres training too. dont be surprised to see me sleeping there on the field after a ruck.

police in action

2007-06-23T22:21:00.000+08:00

juz now played pool with pri sch fren kenn, and there were some malay who came and there werent anymore tables left, so they looked around, and saw us, and the whole bunch of em came over and sat around us. freakin irritating, they had alot of comments. and they said they were waiting for our table. we said we were gonna play till like 10 plus(it was 8) and they were like they wanna play awhile only can let them play first? -.- so i said wait 1 more person coming. so i called my dad and see if he was reaching, and juz nice hes below oredi. whahaha when he came all of them left. and we continued playing =D
after that we sent him home, and me and my parents went to eat. there was this bunch of police cars there, and there was a chinese woman and an indian man in cuffs. since P4 i had this phobia of police and stuff.. cuz i was involved in a police case once.. so i was feeling quite uneasy when i saw what was happening. the woman was screaming and crying, and the police was trying to drag her into the police car but she kept struggling.. and they were shouting at her.. damn intimidating. so after she went into the police car, the indian man was still sitting there, and the police were interrogating him. after that, like 3 policeman and one policewoman disappeared, and came back with 5/6 luggages. guess what was inside. pirated DVDs. tons of em. i saw "good game" on his face. den, another 2 police cars came to pick up those luggages. the indian man got into the police car and off they went to happy happy land. makes me feel fortunate im free.
oh ya about the last post, at about 10m from the try line, i tot i cud juz chiong and bloody score, but i got tackled by the opposing team's full back, Aravin. and yes, as Jason has said, hes an indian.
Why do indians run so fast?
=D

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rugby

2007-06-21T12:25:00.000+08:00

today's match was C'div vs Sec 3s. was really hoping to play better cuz they are sec 2s. in fact i did some preperations for it.
at the start, all the sec 3s were in, cept for nigel and me. and later on nigel got subbed in first, and i was alone. z.
den i subbed in for sungming as flank. shit, my position is once again "anything" one day i will go in as prop =/
but quite satisfied wif my performance, made a few tackles, wouldnt say they were good but they were made in crucial moments. guess cuz i was under pressure.
den there was this kick-off, and it was clearly mine. dunno wad got into me, i was thinking of jumping and catching it. but i ended up doing a "chester" (not header). and it bounced off like nobody's buisness and isaac caught it. knock on.
half time. my friggin target was not met yet.
during half time bryan announced the starting team for the second half. my expected second row was maskil and shaochun and i was already planning to sub maskil in the middle of second half. i exptected sungming and jason to be the flankers even more, but bryan called sungming and me to be flank. so jason became full back =/
half time over, and we got in. nothing significant happened, and jason subbed me as flank. sian, i wasnt sure if i can play anymore, cuz its like getting subbed out in the middle of second half. so while out, mr romi asked me to pass my jersey to this sec 1 to sub ppl. sian. the hope got even slimmer. after another while, i asked romi how long more till the end of the match, i swear i heard him say one minute. but ironically he got another sec 1 to sub in. den biquan was like asking me to go in, say he pass me his jersey, but before i could say anything he took it off liao. so i was like quite dun wanna make him look like some topless dumbass, and i took it and changed into it, and went in for maskil. i was feeling really hopeful again. i went with every forward that was bringing the ball up, like jon, and asking him to pass but he couldnt. den faizal said"last play"
这时，我急得像热锅上的蚂蚁，同时我也感到有点儿desperate.
this last play was my only only only only hope left, i was thinking about freaking alot of shit, like if i dun do this i would not have another oppotunity anymore. we were receiving the kickoff from the sec 2s. i was imagining fauzan kicking the ball in this direction, and he really did. sungming was in front of me, and he called for it. but it bounced off him and he landed in my arms. i turned the surroundings into a complete silence(actually i heard someone say "woow, meng siew ah!") and i looked for a gap. i chiong past it and ran like there was a bugatti veyron at full speed chionging at me from the back. got past the whole line of defence. and it was their full back aravin left. got past him, but he was chasing me as if there was a thrust SSC chionging at him from the back. i just looked at the try line, and every single step was one step closer to reaching my target.

what happened?

To find out, do catch the next episode of "Yeah.. its my life.. in my own words i guess"

it was very heartwarming after that.. the ruggers' encouragement and stuff.. thanks

2007-06-17T02:05:00.000+08:00

My occupation in GTA SA is a Crow-Hunter.

spotted. BOOM

whose line is it anw

2007-06-15T14:56:00.000+08:00

lol i was watching whose line is it anyway, and theres this hoedown uber funny, i went to youtube to search and it was posted =D
enjoy

the last 2 guys damn funny.

first 2 got owned LOL

!!??

2007-06-15T13:27:00.000+08:00

today is sis's 21st birtday
happy birthday da =D

finally started on abit of hw. damn difficult, do abit den chiong here play GTA.
im getting fat. spamming fries with garlic chilli everyday omg damn nice, in fact im munching away now. and yeah, my fone dried up lol and its now fully functional again =D
i cant do the bio ws. dun understand a shit wad palisai or wdv that thing in a leaf is called. and maths. damn pissing danfer left most of em for me to do.

ways to vent anger/release stress:
kill/rape ppl in GTA
gym.
watch whose line is it anyway on sis's laptop

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/TX-1-Owner-Balloon-White-Pearl-20K-AVUS-Whls-ALL-BOOKS_W0QQitemZ150131792140QQihZ005QQcategoryZ6290QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
some guy selling his balloon white murcielago. look as his freaking garage i wanna kill him custom made wheels. imbaness

shit.

2007-06-14T21:43:00.000+08:00

zomgwtfbbqtothepowerofazillionlightmillenium
i
freaking
dropped
my
phone
into
the
bathtub
with
soap
water.

now, its quite cool
some buttons cannot funtion at all
including the camera button
and theres mist in the camera lens, and its like milky when i take pic
theres water in the screen
it will off out of a sudden
the sound is now freaking soft.
knn, hope it gets better if it dries up.

went to town wif my second sis and mum to find pressie for my sis 21st birthday. b4 meeting them i walked around.. go car hunting.. rolls royce phantom.. ferrari 612 scaglietti.. maserati quotroportte.. and i met mr janus lim and paul 2hill.. not they are tgt i juz met them
quite pissed now bye

and on a side note subaru impreza and mitsubishi evolution x are nice cars

?

2007-06-13T16:57:00.000+08:00

danfer came to my house today.. to do maths proj. but he did not bring anything, not even sending.. so ended up laying GTA and dota LAN my bugatti with nitrous can reach 550 kmph =D den dman funny my house below had nice view so danfer just sat there and watch lololol shit i think i need to start on my hols hw.. bb

!?

2007-06-11T13:56:00.000+08:00

damn tired.. watched spider lilies until 3am.. lol played dota wif my sis.. and i lost zz. so to feel better i played with my mum. Fat Mum. HAHAgot a new colour pack mod for my GTA.. and downloaded another tool for my GTA, to edit the cars that are saved in my garage. one day mus take pic of my collection sia whahha
GTA alot of shit sia.. all the tools
imgtool 2.0
spark
car spawner
wheelpack X 2
Multiplayer Theft Auto
San Andreas Multiplayer
Colourpack
GTA Garage Editor
and 46 other car mods. remember the paper i showed yall? now theres 2 pieces of paper.

damn proud of my GTA.
and i wanna do a bikestunt/drifting vid wif pok =D see if got time.

cuz i havent started on hw.