Vids, Pics & Captions
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Jeff DunHam puppet shows. Contributed by my sis! Damn funny hahhaha Enjoy!
BookShelf rui
The reason why you should not sleep in the library in this position is simple: ZhongRen here got OWNED 30 seconds after this picture was taken.
I like taking shots from underneath.
I was an early bird, but I could not find the worm
"Hey, I'm sleeping, but I'm looking at you"
Moo?
One hell of a keeper.
Yeah, its clearly shown.
Spot the error. Very difficult haha
On a side note, chem screws your brain up.
the teacher was talking about some "Kevin Coaster" guy in class, and i was thinking you can get "Kevin Coaster" by reacting "Kevin Yap" with "Coaster Acid" =/
6:50 PM
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Saturday, April 26, 2008
Sorry, no proper post. very busy nowadays with ccas and tests.
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Quote of the day~
perhaps lameness runs in the blood of a family. My elder sis and I were messaging:
"hey have yall eaten yet?" - Sis
"yeah we just ate, but not nine" - HMS
"刚吃不久(九)ah?" - Sis
LOLOLOL
7:01 PM
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Tuesday, April 08, 2008
i overheard this conversation when i was gymming
"you know that time i come gym, Mr
"wah really ah, i think they up to something, alot of people have been talking about it" - snowflake no. 2
"haha dont know them lah, maybe one day we might be able to catch some gym sex scene" - snowflake
"yah! you know that time i saw gym porn very cool, the guy was sitting there working out then the woman go strip in front of him, then he erected and mas..." - snowflake no. 2
(i carry my stuff and walk out of the gym)
7:11 PM
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008
"eh pok.. actually theres something i wanna tell you" - HMS
"what?" - Pok
"aiyah nevermind lah.. i think dont tell you better.." - HMS
"nevermind lah just say" - Pok
"really ah?" - HMS
"yah" - Pok
"okay.. this is my last week in RI" - HMS
"huh? what you mean?" - Pok
"my family is migrating to Australia next week.. actually i know quite long ago already but i din wanna tell you" - HMS
"huh.. what the fcuk.." - Pok
*silence for a moment*
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"the school know already or not?" - Pok
"yah.. Mr Aguss and the school all know already.. but i told them not to tell my friends yet" - HMS
"oh.." - Pok
"But i think i should be coming back for RJ bah.." - HMS
*silence for quite awhile*
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"happy april fool's day" - HMS
7:15 PM
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