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pun
Thursday, March 13, 2008

     
puns are fun. actually, no. cuz pun starts with the letter p, while fun starts with the letter f.
most of you would have known by now that i have this weird sense of humour of punning around. so i decided to make a small compilation abt it. theres alot of puns made esp during the past 4 days of rugby training~ biquan, jia you on becoming more punny. hahaha

Isaac & Yousaac
Isaac & I-Y, I-X
Fitri & Fifour Fi5
Amos & Bmos
Benn Chang & Benn Duan
Kevin Yap & Kevin Nope
Yean Pok & Yean Beef
Yishu & Ershu Sanshu
Ben Lee & Straight Lee
Maximilian & Minimilian or Maxabillion
Alimi & Aliyou
Ayumi & Ameyou
ChuanHong & Chuanbai, Chuanlan
Marcus Koe & Marcus Hot
Biquan & C-quan D-quan
Mark Yeo & Mark What's up
Mark Tay & Mark Kopi
renyong & guiyong
Dixon & Dick-daughter

Biq's puns:
ch33by3 & ch33hello or ch33hi
Saiful & Saiempty
Shaun Lau & Shaun Young

"why cant we go to the gym bare-footed?" - someone
"den why cannot go gorrilla-footed?" - HMS

"ooh our next match is on monday ah?" - someone
"hahaha monday, dayday" - biquan

"GUYS, WIDE! WIDE" - someone during rugby training
"GUYS, BLACK! BLACK!" - HMS

"one, two, one, two, one, two" - forwards during a maul, not less
"BUT I DONT WANT TO!" - ChuanHong

*chuanhong stands in the middle of me and shaochun and points at mirror*
"wah see that short guy over there so handsome" - chuanhong
"walao.. chuanhong call me short" - HMS

"wah! who's that guy over there! so ugly!" - biquan, pointing at chuanhong
"wah! who put this mirror here?" - ChuanHong

*oncoming car drives towards bunch of ruggers*
"careful, got car!" - biquan
"careful, there also got car!" - HMS, pointing at car at the carpark.

"why did the poor man put alot of ants into a small container?" - HMS
"hmm.. dunno. why?" - biquan
"cuz he wanted to make ends meet" - HMS

"jon you eating lunch?" - HMS
"no.. i cannot eat alot" - Jon
"yeah, you can only eat lunch, not alot" - biquan

*at KFC, a group of people waiting to use the table which biquan and friends occupied*
"eh, they need to use the table" - Mark Tay
"so do wee" - biquan, pointing at lennie wee

"HI SHUKIAT" - someone
"HI GLOVEKIAT" - HMS

"Nicole, 你cold吗?" - HMS

"Guys, look up!" - any teacher in ri
*looks up at the ceilling* -HMS

"honestly lah!" - Biquan
"yah i know.. honest tan, honestlim honest teo also.." - HMS

"tell the backs to hurry up" - rugby coach rhys
"bags! hurry up!" - HMS talking to the bags at stadium steps

"hi im back" - anyone on msn
"hi im front" - HMS

"What are u drinking?" - biquan
"milo-bing" - HMS
"oh, not milo blue or milo red?" - biquan
"yah, i drinking yourhigh, not milo" - HMS

"wah, my leg alot of pus" - HMS
"ya lah, now become pussy already" - biquan

"Hows Meng?" - biquan, imitating luwei who asks that all the time
"House Fly?" - HMS

"I wanna get a tan" - someone
"oh, i wanna get twenty" - HMS

"wanna go play LAN?" - biquan
"ok, i also wanna go play sea and air" - HMS
"wah see, my slippers brand like Daihatsu" - HMS
"of course what, its your ka's accessory" - biquan

No offence to anyoneXD its all in the name of pun! hahahha

7:21 PM
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