Pictures.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
They say a picture speaks a thousand words. Do the maths ;)
11:58 AM
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Saturday, January 26, 2008
yesterday was friday. all 4 of my cca's clashed. infocomm training started at 1:30pm. this is the first infocomm training i attended this year. i met up with jiaxuan before going into the comp lab. A.Chor saw us, and called us over for interrogation, the same old "if u dont wanna come every friday or cannot commit, i will have to kick the both of you out" talk. as soon as she said the first word, i burst into laughter again. dont ask me why, i really dont know. jiaxuan was answering her qns cuz i was laughing the whole time she talked. damn, i need to learn to control my laughter. like in peng bo's class, i laugh at the slightest things. maybe because these teachers are somewhat amusing.
*major digression* this reminds me of sth. there was once someone wore a qipao top and jeans and brown shoes. at first i say the top make her look chinawoman. then later i said that if you cover that person from hips up, the person would look like a bangla worker cuz of the jeans and brown shoes. den pok was like "maybe her father bangla worker and mother chinawoman" upon hearing this i laughed like no mother. for 15 whole minutes.
k. then we went in the comp lab. photoshop editing lessons. we were given pictures, and we have to "heal" the picture, making it look better. it was serious work, and i did my part:
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dont have to tell me, i know its excellent work. plus, i did it in 20 mins, cuz i had to rush of to cca number 2, Humanities club.
yup, humans club meeting starts at 2pm. so when A.Chor went to the robotics room, i gave the "wah $^&%^&$f i need to use the toilet" impression and went out of the room. is naice.
humans club. hell lot of stuff to do. but its fun. samuel is ccal of humans while renyan ccal of RICO. samuel is the secretary of RICO, while renyan is secretary of humanities. so, they can take turns to command each other during each CCA. kinda hilarious at times.
interact meeting was at 4, while the rugby match against OFS (overseas family school) was at 5. decided to go and meet the ruggers. on the way, the people who are in both rugby and MCC. then Mrs Lim saw us, and said she needed 2 people to help her. so i went with hussaini. we helped to carry worksheets from the priting room to the staff room. and on the way there, mrs lim was like "wah meng siew, now become so hunky, last time i remember you skinny skinny one" i was shocked when she said that, and i was like "HUH?" quite loudly heh.
then we went to class 4B. we took the lift. as soon as the door closed,
"wah fk who farted" - Saiful
"sorry, is me" - Alimi
"wah jb.. of all places choose the lift.." - HMS
"sorry lah, cant control one wad" - Alimi
i was wondering to myself what would happen if alimi needs to shit.
so. i walked in the class together with alimi, maskil, hussaini and saiful. Rhys saw me, and was like "wah mengsiew malay ah?" i did not take that as an insult.
then it was match against OFS. played lock, and the prop and hooker was fitri and nazriman. big asses. i could feel my head being squeezed like shit during the scrum.
went for dinner with nicole after the match. met jon, marcus and shaun who gave the cheeky smiles.
yup. btw my mum sent me some pics thats quite funny, so imma share it here =D
7-11 in china:
Animal's Revenge
1:53 PM
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
today is the best day i have spent since sch reopened this year. during physics, we went to the "material physics lab". just a screwed up longer room that has 2 projection screen cuz the class is just too wide. we were seated in tables of 6. the chairs are those kinda roller chairs that can be lowered with the "psssssssss" sound. just that it can go up really high. so everyone was either playing with the chair or just put it to the highest and sit like some judge. with this fun group, we decided to do sth =)
my table members in clockwise order starting from me: Me, Marcus Ng, Junrui, Kaiyu, WeiKang, Limping.
quite an entertainment for a 2 second video =D not taken with my fone though. thanks to limping =D
they say, with great fun comes dire consequences.
the fun: it was hilarious i tell you. when we were going down, junrui was like "WHEEEEEEEEEEEE" and the class looked at us and laughed like no mother.
the conseqences: okay very good, that whole group there stay back after this.
*danfer bursts into laughter"
"okay that boy there also stay back later."
the fun did not end. after physics, the class left for class already, and the 6 of us stayed back, because kaiyu managed to escape. while he was scolding us, i saw junrui and danfer "am-chioing". and i couldnt take it and i broke out into laughter. then everyone couldnt controlled and laughed to. den the teacher was damn pissed. he was like "okay lor laugh until finish den go"
went to watch 27 dressed with nicole after school. it was naice. at the back of the cinema was this sofa with leg rests. obviously people have to pay more for that. heh, but we crept there after the show started. it was much more comfortable on the sofa whahahaha, and we did not get caught =D it would be uber duber jag if we got caught though.
pok hates me now.. im sorry=(
6:49 PM
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Sunday, January 20, 2008
today was damn fun. cuz i had the opportunity to spend time with my family, friends and nicole.
went to town to shop for new year clothes.. im not the kind who shops frequently, in fact, i dont shop at all(unless u consider accompanying others to shop as shopping). haha. so i had to call the fashion followers to come with me. they were my sisters, their boyfriends(2 sisters so 2 boyfriends. its not what u think ;)), my mum and nicole.
and so.. i finally settled on 2 shirts from topshop. one in white, the other in black. people who go out with me often like dixon would know that opening my wardrobe would be like a television from the 1960s.. black and white. dont ask me why.
i was supposed to meet pranav at 5 for his pre-birthday party, but i was still having dinner at ajisen ramen. so i had to go late. the best thing was my phone was totally FLAT. couldnt even on it.. and i cannot remember dixon and pranav's number.. so i had to ask jeremy tan for it. i took a cab there, and the cost was exactly 5 bucks. there were 5 of us and pranav said each one of them was gonna pay me 1 buck each. but they din, nvm. i really din mind haha.
so we played poker. we did not play money cuz it was against some religions. by the way, people present were me, dixon, pranav, luwei and yinrong. i made a few big wins in poker hahaha "beginner"'s luck. but then again we did not play real money.
then we had dinner. pranav's parents ordered pizzas for us, and we ate alot. 5 men from sports ccas(pranav, thank me for considering cricket a sport=D) and we talk alot of rubbish. luwei got pissed because yinrong and dixon did not want to tell him something about luwei's gf's past. he asked around 94850234850 times but they still did not leak like a liquor. but i also saw myself in luwei.. when i dont know something that concerns quite closely to me, i will feel damn uneasy and i must get to know it.
then we played bluff. we did not play 1 up 1 down, we just played single cards. with jokers representing ANY card. thus, 8 possible number of each card. naiceeeeee it was good fun.
all good things must come to an end. dixon's mum was really kind to send us from pranav's home.
as my phone was flat, i did not take any pictures sorry! haha
and i have alot of small things to do. i think i shall make a list here to remind myself how screwed i am, cuz i wont bother to write it down.
interact:
call everyone from my company to ask them if they can make it for flag day on the 26th Jan.
humanties:
make Humanities club website
school:
philosophy political system rubbish.
geog greenwave proposal.
chem homework.
maths journal rubbish on mon(i dont even know wad im supposed to do for it),
maths homework.
lets see. meeting at 0915 tmr to watch 27 dresses with nic, after that going to adidas shop with ruggers and mr romi to get shoes, tuition at 2:30 to 4. i should have time after that if my family doesnt go out for dinner.
12:25 AM
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Thursday, January 10, 2008
2 people were quarrelling in guild chat in maple.. boilingblood and candy.. and i just had to talk cock =P
"she calls me baby.. then she wont call meeee" - HMS
"shut up lah Jenny sucks" - Pok
"f%£^ you lah, Jenny is my mother" - HMS
"oh, then your father is the click five ah?" - Pok
7:14 PM
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Tuesday, January 08, 2008
yesterday was a bad hair day. if youre thinking "bad hair day, dosent it occur to meng siew everyday?" then screw off. theres more to it.
the hairstyle you saw yesterday was cut by neogeo. apparently when you go hair styling, they dont give a shit if you are going to school or court or parliament or even heaven. thus, hair check failure upon the first sight. but mr aguss is naice guy. he said to me "cut your hair today. no need to go canteen." i was like, ok set. so, i happily walked back to class, and on the way... Mr TCY spotted me..
"go to the canteen."
"sir, just now i asked.."
"go to the canteen"
"but just now..."
"go the the canteen"
(damn it. so off to the canteen i went.)
i saw zongyi. i was elated. interact exco, give some face. but haiz. i should have known. hes vice headboy.
i thought they would just write down our names and give us one day's grace. but i was wrong. they called the barber to the school. i was thinking (wah not bad, free hair cut plus TCY said hes a qualified barber)
but zongyi had to spoil everything by saying "oh ya, yall will have to pay $6 bucks, and everyone's hair will be cut sloped."
then wad appeared in my mind was ("^£^%&£^%&£F$£%"£$%"F"$%"£$FFF)
but these appeared from hayden's mouth.
"walao im sure everybody must cut slope, like that call whole school cut slope lah! i can go every class for you find who no slope...."
(i MUST find a way out)
i had 2 options. either to get 1 demerit point, or to get a nice slope for just 6 dollars!
so i decided to challenge the system. i wrote my name on the paper, booking my time slot. i intended to give up the magnificent offer of a 6 bucks haircut, and get it cut on my own.
after that, i headed back to class, when i heard zongyi saying "oh ya, those who wrote their names and dont turn up will receive double punishment..."
("*%%"&"*%"%&*£$&%*"$£%£"$%"£$F$%"$£%"$£F)
i hope zongyi can say everything once and for all. so we can decide what to do earlier. oh wait, maybe thats the whole point of it. damn.
but thats not all for bad hair day. but first, let me blog things in chronological order. im sitting with pok (yes, its pok, not pork. no typo here) in class. he was playing with this blob of blue tack, stretching it, then folding it, and repeating it about a zillion times, hoping that one day, he will be the king of la mian. feeling bored like i always do, i decided to borrow the blue tack. heres a lesson on how to jag a person:
1. Spread the blue tack out on the table.
2. Use a liquid paper and a ruler to press the tip of the lq paper, and drip it on the middle of the blue tack.
3. Carefully wrap the liquid paper up with the sides of the blue tack, like the chinese "bao"
4. Return it to the person, saying "aiyah give u back lah, let u play."
it was really like a comic strip. pok happily trained for his dream. whee, white fingers.
"nevermind lah, looks like dough powder, you'll get used to it..."
NOW, BAD HAIR DAY PART 2.
good rugby friends like chuan hong and biquan would know my habit on the field. flicking the black supposed-to-be-soil at other ppl. having itchy fingers, i made small balls out of the blue tack and flicked it at pok. he was bochap, so i could only continue. then, this fate-altering piece landed on his head. pok tried to peel it off, but to no avail. i thought to myself, since he had something to occupy him, i could find something else to do. but he solved the problem in a SNIP.
LITERALLY.
damn. he just had to go for the easy way out =( but i cant tell u how much i laughed after that.. like that day when chuan hong and jon walked in front of the wii thing.. was like ROFLMAO
heck lah. its not too bad a decorative item on my table.
7:26 PM
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Thursday, January 03, 2008
my new year celebration was damn fun. on the 31st of dec, after training, i went to jon's house to fool around first, before going to his church at 6:30. sungming's description is that its like a rock band. to me, i feel it makes you feel higher than going clubbing. everyone around me was jumping in syncronisation. felt a little uneasy at first hahaha but it got better. they can jump all they want while i just stand here. LOL
countdown was memorable. it was 23:59. everyone was waiting so eagerly while the pastor is still speaking. then finally, it was 00:00. he was STILL speaking. right after he said amen, then it was countdown. oh well
some mediacorp stars were there too. i-forgot-her-name, esther ong ai leng and jessica liu.
jessica liu~After the (almost) countdown, jon and i was supposed to go to yishun to go nigel's church for another party. but the MRT was closed already. but there was this very kind lady who offered to send us to kallang MRT, which was not closed yet. so we reached there at 2, just 1 hour late. =D
people: nigel, chuanhong, lawis, jon, shaun and lennie, who perfered not to stay with the uncool gang.
damn fun. we played dare. there were 5 of us playing, so i would give out 5 cards, with one of them being the joker card. whoever who tio the joker would have to do a dare. chuanhong tio the first one, and he had to walk past the huge screen, with like 6 to 8 people playing Wii. he did it straight away. is naice.
then, jon tio the second time. hesitating abit, he did the same thing, only that he being the ncice guy, had to apologise for walking in front of them so inconsiderably.
lawis was next. he had to pretend to trip over the wire on the floor. it did it damn convincingly, and some people looked at him. i think this was the best dare, although i laughed the hardest when jon walked in front of the screen.
then, it was shaun. he had nice boobs, so his dare was to go up to the stage to do 10 pushups. he did it, hiding at the corner.
for the next round, which was also the last, shaun was like "wah, if its me again den i damn suay". and it was him again. we knew his boobs could do more, so he had to do more pushups on stage. only this time, he had to do it in the center =D
next we went to play pool outside. it was a 6 feet table, which was not really straight. after placing a ball on the table, its not surprising to see it roll all the way to the bank, or be potted.
as for today, i went to watch i am legend. i did not like it at all. will smith had to have a dog with him for half the show, so that he could talk. if not he would be alone the whole time, so there would be no show. no storyline. just how he tried to escape the zombies and find the cure. dont wanna rate it. thankfully the company with me was great, if not i would have walked out.
i want to play pool.
6:54 PM
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