Centuary Post. Compilation of Quotes of the Year!
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
ENJOY.
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
"My sister thinks that pointing the middle-finger is cool"-Jaren Chong
"Of course! Girls do not have anything else to point"-Mr Tan
Saturday, March 11, 20
Going home, in a very crowded MRT:
"Wa best! reach orchard le.. the whole world is going out!" - Han Meng Siew
"Yeah.. but another world is gonna come in" - Sumo King
Thursday, March 16, 2006
While talking bout the show punk'd,
"We should make a show called Jag, and go jag someone. After that, make him tell the camera:"I got JAGGED!""-Tham Sung Ming
Thursday, March 23, 2006
"Next time they will not need George Lucas to make Star Wars already.."Mr Otto Fong
"Yeah.. they will need Lucas Tan.."-Lucas Tan
Friday, March 24, 2006
"Jun yong dosent have a stick"-Someone from 2G
"Nar maybe its just hiding inside a bush"-Mr Fong
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
"Ma’am, maybe You Should Adopt Chu Yong"-Someone From 2G
"Nar.. He's a Terror"-Mrs Ng
"Then I'm a Counter"-Wee Meng
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
"neng ba gor-chap-gor teh zek sia. neng ba gor-chap-gor teh neng sia. neng ba gor-chap-gor teh sah sia. sold. lai lai zhang sheng gu li gu li.."-Ng Wee Meng
Saturday, April 08, 2006
"I got like $200 to spend for Cresent Girl's funfair"-Shawn Tay
"Wah siao! Why?"-Han Meng Siew
"Cuz my mum is an Old Girl"-Shawn Tay
i swear i heard it as "..is an ogre"
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
"wah what is chicken cheesecake??"-ChuYong
"means the cheesecake inside got chicken"- Me and Meng at the EXCACT SAME TIME.
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Jon"haha look like lego(refering to wad mr vijay drew on the board)"
chuyong(after 5 seconds)"oh i thought u said look like negro"
Friday, January 05, 2007
Infocomm CCAL:"I hope yall dont join the competitions for the points, cuz that would be pointless."
&
Infocomm CCAL:"What did i say about response?"
Infocomm Club:*silent*
Infocomm CCAL:"To me, silence is not acceptable, give me a response!"
(under the tension, i guess someone felt too stressed.)
A Snowflake:*FART* LOL
Infocomm CCAL:"That wasnt the response I wanted."
Sunday, January 14, 2007
During pool,
"wah lao my aiming like shit. next time i bring a protractor here" –Guox
Monday, January 15, 2007
"ok boy yours is two point seven million dollars." - kampong istimewa man
"but sir i only got this 1 dollar coupon!" - some snowflake
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Vietnamese Fun
zhao-sing! tang-chao-deh dit-mag-mai! zhao**"
"do you know whats my name?" - poh chu yong
"****-you yong" - viet scholar. damn funny, we din know he knew vulgarities
Thursday, January 18, 2007
“Lol see he bite his nails like free" -
"yah lah. he think eating biscuit." - Ng Wee Meng
(after that we went on to talk about chocolate biscuits.)
Friday, January 19, 2007
"You are not allowed to wear your bag into the library, now more than 30 sec 1s have seen you" - noob Librarian
"oh no! what should i do!" - Chuan Hong, giving that spastic face and wriggling his hands around
Monday, January 22, 2007
"wah piang im so thirsty im gonna buy 10 cans of drinks sia" - some snowman
"im sure you can finish all lah" -some snowflake
" "drink" it thru
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Yo mama so fat, that when she sits around the hosue, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama so stupid, she calls you a son of a *****
Yo mama so stupid, the tried to bury an earthworm alive
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish
Yo mama so lame, she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mama so fat that when she wore a t-shirt with the letter "H" a helicopter landed
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
(i was asking about how to pronounce the other
"oi chor-deh, how do u pronounce his name ah? "nut" quang?" - HMS
"nono you do not pronounce it that way. "nut" quang means "fuck quang". its "niat" quang" – Trung
Monday, January 29, 2007
xX| 2G-Mother |Xx who else is receiving gore pics and weird emails from a guy called daniel? says:
that fun meh
xX| 2G-Mother |Xx who else is receiving gore pics and weird emails from a guy called daniel? says:
-.-
Dalbb- HolySpiri† bye bye GUNZ says:
for whole hols
Dalbb- HolySpiri† bye bye GUNZ says:
ya
Dalbb- HolySpiri† bye bye GUNZ says:
got ship bus wad
xX| 2G-Mother |Xx who else is receiving gore pics and weird emails from a guy called daniel? says:
wad ship bus? transport ah
Dalbb- HolySpiri† bye bye GUNZ says:
chio bus*
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
"eh trung wad u did last night ah? today so tired keep sleeping in class" - HMS
"nothing (nhat-ting)*" - Trung
den he smiled at me with this cheeky shit. i realised it wasnt "nothing". he said "nhatting" which means "F***ing
Thursday, February 01, 2007
"wads the difference btw a fridge and a woman" - Mr
"wad? one hot one cold ah?" - HMS
"nah. a fridge does not groan when you put meat in it." – Trung
Friday, February 02, 2007
“like wtf lah you see , hes not doing a shit lah, juz being a bloody passenger!" - HMS
"eh, we are not even in the darn train" - Chuan Hong AKA Fish AKA Mudskipper( =) )
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
"Nurse, can you help me, I just had a distinct swell, can you do the job for me?"
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
"hey jon lim, i cant stop looking in
"den why now not looking?" - Jon Lim
"sorry lah, scared
(I had a bad sore eye)
&
"eh david wads
"176" - David
"oh i thought thats
&
"My **** so long that when i pee it touches the water" - Biquan
"Thats cuz u damn short" – Shaun Lau
Saturday, February 10, 2007
"eh i bought cybersex fone!!" - HMS
"!!"
"omg"
"from where??" - Daniel
"?? cyber-shot fone lah" - HMS
"cheh. tot wad" – Daniel
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
"You see those models, so thin but the b**bs so big, damn scary like anytime will PIAK. their center of gravity gone wrong liao" - Goh Jun
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
"eh today match with who ah" - HMS
"tanglin" - Jon
"tanglin wad? tanglin mall ah" - HMS
"oh yes, yes, tanglin mall, they calling their waiter waitresses all come play" – Jon
Thursday, February 15, 2007
“you go hospital for wad ah" cabby
"check my eye lor" HMS
"why? pa jiao ah?" cabby
"no lah, tio hit by basketball" HMS
"dun play soccer and basketball this kind, get hit can get injured" cabby
"har? i play rugby" HMS
"wah jia lat. that one bang untill you upside-down tom-balek one" cabby
&
"OMG LOOK AT THAT BENTLEY" - Danfer
"where" - HMS (i was trying to look for someone shaped like ben lee.)
"there, so big u cannot see?" - Danfer
"oh that guy ah?" - HMS (i saw a guy really look lik eben lee)
"wad guy? that car lah" - Danfer
"CHAY bentley i tot u say ben lee, i looking at that guy there" – HMS
Friday, February 16, 2007
"eh given a chioce would u rather drive lamborghini or rolls royce?" - HMS
"of course rolls royce lah! u drive rolls royce u wind down the window and scold people "f*ck you, they will bow and say sorry to u summore, they scared their balls get sued off with your money"-Danfer
Thursday, February 22, 2007
"my face the mole really alot ah?" - ChuYong
"not really lah, lemme count.. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18....." - HMS
... – ChuYong
Monday, February 26, 2007
"What test do we have today?" Trung
"Father-tongue" HMS
*laughs like an asshole* Trung
"what?" HMS
"in the
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
xX| 2G-Mother |Xx says:
eh limping whack some guns
IHATCOY [what happened?] says:
cant lah.. my mum got pms juz now i on the game she heard the sound and started screaming
xX| 2G-Mother |Xx says:
Im sure she pms lah.. if she pms how the hell were u born
IHATCOY [what happened?] says:
fos lah (figure-of-speech)
xX| 2G-Mother |Xx says:
lol juz off the bloody sound and whack lah!
IHATCOY [what happened?] says:
cant lah serious.. she will screw me one
xX| 2G-Mother |Xx says:
wtf? that was a figure of speech i hope.
IHATCOY [what happened?] says:
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Thursday, March 08, 2007
"eh have yall heard about the butter joke?" -
"no leh, havent yet, tell us!" - Ruggers
"i think i better not tell yall. later yall spread it around" –
Monday, March 12, 2007
Quotey~ (from during lights off in ICC camp, when everyone juz talking randomly.)
"I bet zewei has armpit hair" - dunno which snowflake
"aiyah he probably used glue to stick them on" - HMS
"oh ya, thats how he got his balls" - another snowflake.
Saturday, March 17, 2007
“heard the non chinese people say
"ay i think the answer for question 50 is C, i.ve heard about him before."
heres the question.
50. Which of the following is the first Chinese to enter the NBA
A. Li TaiMin
B. Yao Ming
C. Mao ZeDong
D. Wang
Monday, March 19, 2007
"when a cat jumps into the pond, the rooster smiles. what can you conclude?" - Trung
"err. what?" – HMS
"When theres a wet P***Y, the c*** is happy." - Trung
&
Class, so how do we get the roots of these 3(tree)?" - Mr Vijay
"We have to dig them out from the soil" – HMS
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
"Whats Will Smith's full name?" - HMS
"what?" - Limping
"
"huh why?" - Limping
"cuz when theres a will, theres a way." – HMS
&
"oei wads the next period ah?" - HMS
"Yoke Tong" - Yi Shu
"Yoke Tong
"No lah." - Yi Shu
"den?" - HMs
"shes my girlfriend" - Yi Shu
Saturday, March 31, 2007
"eh when is your last period today ah?" - some sec 4 asking Jon cuz its a test day, 7 period timetable
"Jon u menopause ah?" – HMS
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
quote.. from last time i suddenly rmb.. happened at muslim stall
"eh pok how come u queueing here?" - HMS
"why cannot?" - Yean Pok
"cuz this stall halal, so no pok(pork)" – HMS
...............................................................................................Yean Pok
Monday, April 16, 2007
“Why is
“Oh, theres a bomb in it” – Snowflake
&..
Sing along to the Cadbury song!
“Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was Cadbury,
Oral s*x would be a tasty treat.
M*st*rb*te would soon become a problem,
As your d**k will melt under the heat.”
Yup, that’s all the quotes since day one of this blog. I hope yall enjoyed it =)
As ive mentioned, I know who are the frequent visitors of my blog, and there are also many of u out there who I dunno, but do feel free to tag too! Anyway, whether you come here out of boredom, for entertainment, or simply juz wanna know more about me, thanks for visiting, and I definitely hope that my blog has been a good source of entertainment for all of you =)
-Meng Siew.
4:48 PM
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