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eye.
Wednesday, February 07, 2007

     
most of u shud know by now, my eye is full of shit. bloodshot. and today, i went to the eye hospital. got my waiting number, and smsed the 4 numbers to my father. [Did you know? Last week, i got my dad to buy this 4 numbers and it din open on sat. but the fking next draw the next day, it was first prize. 1418. son of a chuyong(slut)]
the doc was an angmoh, and i guess i wasnt too good with his way of talking.
"hi, mr han right? how are you?"
"oh im fine thanks."
"then why are you here?"'
LOL WTF DAMN JAG LAH.. where got ppl ask how are you one.. heng i din say "im fine, what about you." if not my other eye oso kena
erkae. the eye-drops he gave me is sick. u put a few drops into ur eye, and they will flow down, into ur nose, and ur mouth, and u can freaking taste it.
and that sucks.
now im drinking my own self-created oreo milkshake, and the freaking eyedrops ruined it.. drink halfway the eyedrop flowed into my mouth thru the facial tubes.. and i can taste it.. suck lah.. sweet and bitter.

quotes of the day.
"hey jon lim, i cant stop looking in ur eyes... (singing the song "Katrina")" - HMS
"den why now not looking?" - Jon Lim
"sorry lah, scared ur eye oso tio sickness mah" - HMS

and these.. contributed by famous amos, moose in puss.
"eh david wads ur height?" - Snowflake
"176" - David
"oh i thought thats ur weight." - Snowflake

&

"My **** so long that when i pee it touches the water" - Biquan
"Thats cuz u damn short" - SHAUN LAU *EDITED*

hope i get well soon.
anyone for pool tmr?

9:51 PM

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