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Old Bee Ass
Friday, January 12, 2007

     
back from obs, along with (524-67) other sec 3 students. i know you will read like 98457983475 times of posts about ppl back from OBS, so i will only ram the interesting/funny parts.

the clique was me, Jon, Danfer, YuKai. we had really alot of fun. or at least i really did..

1. theres this guy called lin ping. if u say it out, its like "limping" . so theres this time when he was late for dinner, danfer was like "why were you late, you limp all the way here issit?" i found it damn funny and i laughed the whole darn time. maybe cuz this was the first time someone joked bout his name.

2. theres this guy called yean pok. pok zei. den during jetty jump have to count 1, 2, 3 jump. but we counted 1,2,3 pok. its cool when everyone says it at the same time.

3. Sean Yap bin Mrs Cheryl Yap ran down the steep slope and fell. grazed two big holes on his long cotton pants at the knee area. from then on, danfer calles it "hip-hop pants"

4. Cross Island Kayaking. i shared a kayak with jon. he got damn pissed. cuz i keep peddaling damn hard to crash othee ppl's kayak, or i would go near them and push/pull their kayak tips to make them go a different direction and have a hard time steering back( the most successful one was in the sea, where they went out into sea more than 15m away from us. we almost capsize-crashed their kayak's once. we also raced with chuyong and weemeng. jon was like "why u whole day want to race with your stupid friends, i bo lat liao lah"
in the end, he said he din wanna kayak with me anymore =(

5. i sleep on the top bunk right beside the window. i was in charged of clearing the rubbish by throwing them out.

6. halfway during kayaking, kai yu had to go into the water. after like 30 secs, long brown stuff floated around him. chu yong was like "wah lau, the shit got combo one leh"

7. varun calls kai yu "kayu"

8.this one damn jag. it was in the night, damn dark. kevin was like looking back and making sure that the instructor wasnt near, den he said "wah lao boon hwee is a bloody sucker idiot asshole" den i looked around. he the instructor was actually right behind. den when he walked away, i was telling kevin that the instructor was there, and i told danfer "u heard him say boon hwee is a bloody sucker idiot asshole?" den he kept quiet. den kevin whispered " hes just behind"
Boon Hwee:"Glad You Know"

9. jon stinks. literally especially in an enclosed basha. the guy who slept beside him:"i was sleeping oredi, den i turned to the other side (facing jon). den i woke up lah it was damn smelly, den i turned back to sleep but coundn't sleep anymore"

10. in the basha, me jon and danfer was telling the rest bout some jungle stories, like if u wanna pee into the tree u must ask for permission, and its an unwritten rule. den kevin was like dun care.. he asked "huh ask who? the tree ah?" it sounded like a stupid question but indeed, it was to ask the tree. den kevin found it damn ridiculous. den jon said he watched incredible tales, the guy din ask for permission and he jus did his buisness, den theres this black thing flying, and chased that guy.. den wad the black thing had red eyes and stuff.. in the end kevin could not sleep.

11.when we reached the sch, the doors opened, and this guy came up from the backdoor and wanted to look for the form teacher. danfer put his stickling feet at his face(he was wearing sandals), and he overshot. *piak* damn loud lol the poor guy acted like nth happened i dunno why

12. danfer was sleeping. we joked that he was having a wet dream. den kai yu said he was having a wet dream of BAR(boy-animal-relationship) and said he was ****ing a boar in his dreams

13. in the bunk, kevin yap was sleeping. den i remembered i brought rubber bands. so me and danfer started shooting at him. danfer was in charged of his face, while i was in charged of his little brother. lol we shot like 10 times before he woke up. deep sleeper

think thats about all, this morning biang woke me up and we played pool for 3 hrs. later going to play pool with p6 classmate again.

6:10 PM
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