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chris.
Friday, January 26, 2007

     
for SS today, we had to do a story on the stone age, and its society compared to ours today.
heres our storyline.
Me - Narrator
Yean Pork - Rocky(Father)
Chu Yong - Sandy(Mother)
Jon - Powder (Son)
Wee Meng- Pebbles (Daughter)
Samuel Tan- (Deer)
In the stone age, no stoneflakes could talk. so, the narrator did all the talking. heres the script.
"Back in the Stone age, it was not as developed as today. This family from the stone age left their tribe, in search of a better environment to live in. Rocky is teaching Powder how to use the blowpipe, cuz its an essential skill for survival. Powder is trying it out now. OH MY GOD! HE SUCKED IT IN!. looks like powder is dead!. okay, he is. so lets move on. rocky caught a deer, and he brought it back to pebbles and sandy who prepared the fire. after dinner, Pebbles died after food poisoning. so, Rocky and Sandy were desperate for more children. so they went to perform nature's thrusting movement. but when it din start for long, all the stones from the tempo house fell on them, and the both of them died. The End."
Difference in society:
Low Tech for Survival (thats why Powder died)
Low Hygiene (Pebbles's death)
Low Building Tech(Sandy & Rock's Death)


today training damn fun.
4 X 400 m
5 X 200m
8 X 100m
10 X 50m
and suicide* for a total of 19 times.
but after training i got to see beautiful sceneries.


Peak of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
went home with chris. had hell lot of fun. really
first, he saw a bunch of "no life uniform group members" doing drills. he was telling me eh go disturb them, just folo me. so, he put his earphones on, and pretended to be damn damn damn engrossed in it. BOOM! he crashed into a NPCC guy from the back.Guess who. LOL NIANG NIANG!! domino effect, a few ppl in front lost balance. SONG BO i laughed my balls off. but i got them back later.
den the commander guy came to chris and say "oi walao dont come here disturb my men leh"
den i was telling chris that guy be banged was my fren. den the commander guy asked who, i said "jun xiang. the whole world calls him niang niang"
den he was like "oh. yeah he does look abit niang"
mememe"so maybe you can pump him a lil more to look more man"
commander guy "ok i will keep that in mind"
so funny, hes sec 4 and he talked to me like we best fren. he thought i was sec 4. cuz i was wif chris. den mark and tony was lookin at me too. they must be feeling doomed. "EH MARK AND TONY!! CANT BELIEVE IM SEEING YOU! I THOUGHT YALL ALWAYS PON??"
they must really love me now. love love love! makes the world go round!

Next. we saw another bunch of shit. chris fren was performing a drill. walk, stop, stomp, turned to the left. first chris said "eh hello wad u doing" den the other guy looked at him, looked back and said "up check, bottom check" and did some funny things with the black thing. den chris was like "you forgot to middle check"
OMG OMG OMG MY BALLS FELL OFF AGAIN!! this time i nearly lost them

later, while walking on the overhead bridge, theres this couple from school X. den he was putting his arms around her. being the chris as he was, and big sized, he jus walked straight. we were walking closer.. and closer.. and closer.. BOOM. the guy gei kiang dowan avoid and chris "did not see him" so the guy was damn pissed. stand there stare at chris as if he was Jessica Alba. chris juz walked on and i stared at him back. if u know me well, or if u have pissed me b4, u shud know my stare. call me medusa. although i have 2 legs, and cant do split shot. not can i mana shield, or cast a lightning upon u.

den in the cab. chris was telling me lotsa funny things.
in short, chris rocks. had hell lot of fun today sia. THANK YOU CHRIS!@!@!@!@

*hard to explain LOL. ask the ruggers.

7:05 PM
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