jing yuan
Friday, March 31, 2006
haiz.. not looking good.. today the bryan cum came to our class.. den he think he hairy potter keep trying to kope thr broom to whack us.. den i had the broom and he wanted to snatch it.. den he keep twisting it so i would let go.. *BOOM* jing yuan tio whack in the face.. his glasses broke la.. i am not trying to defend myself but i was really trying to dun let him get the broom lor.. but he swing here swing there.. i was oso quite worried that will tio sumone.. haiz.. i was feeling guilty so i went with jing yuan to the toilet and sick bay.. that bryan didnt even care lor.. he see me still laugh laugh.. slap him la..
today supposed to run 2.4.. den lightnin =D so we camped under clock tower.. but later had intensive training.. wa can die sia..
my comp reformatted.. nothing left.. not even a display pic lor.. sian.. mr computerman forgot to bring my warcraft CD back i couldnt install grr... later CT come le cant play =(
wa got to go le chionging out wif family go ram dinner.. sorry no quote of the day
7:08 PM
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Long time no post.. cuz my sickening comp sent for repairs will be back tmr.. alot of installing will be done.. all my games n hamachi n euro n msn n stuff.. dam sian these few days lor.. theres literally nth to do.. NOTHING! i watched power rangers.. la bi xiao xin.. money not enough.. da ying jia.. toys story.. dam sian lor.. den i went to swim 30 laps =D
"You dunno what you have untill its gone"-Mike Shinoda
very funny now everyones playing dota.. den lao jia they all keep changing the characters and add in a c*ck.. heres the list:
LifeStealer - C*ck stealer
Keeper of the Light - Keeper of the C*ck
SpiritBreaker - C*ckBreaker
Kardel sharpeye - Kardel C*ckeye/Kardel SharpC*ck
Tormented Soul - Tormented C*ck
Haiz.. i juz got booked by Biang's bro.. wif Sung ei cuz we wore PE attire out haha.. this is my 5th time getting book.. the rest is hair check n stuff.. crap
Our RE is like so sickening.. we have to go count the rubbish den everyone in the class will be like "what the f*ck are u doing to our rubbish??" cuz we juz go in every class and pour all the sh!t out.. but we will clear lor why cant they understand! nevermind.. when our RE group wins the Hibiscus Award, muahaha if we get to talk on the podium i shall mention that.. BWAHAHAHA
I so miss DotA! i wan play wif khoo jie n lao jia n meng n chu yong.. gonna OWN them =)
yeah.. thats bout it(better not use Sung Zei comp too long in case i get screwed)
quick quick RAM THE Q-O-T-D
"Maybe You Should Adopt Chu Yong"-Someone From 2G
"Nar.. He's a Terror"-Mrs Ng
"Then I'm a Counter"-Wee Meng
5:18 PM
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Friday, March 24, 2006
wa stressed.. english die le.. 10/25 for cct den nvr hand in newspaper article and the counselour thing.. Samuel Koh say wad fail English have to stay back.. haiz..den next year i heard have to take O lv chinese den sec 4 take O lv higher chinese.. aiyoh.. zz den cca got ppl dam kp.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Somebody Save~ Me~ (smallville theme song)..sian la
Worst of all, tomorrow there will be a monster hus gonna take my precious computer away! zz too much virus le... my Warcraft, Rakion, Gunbound, Maplestory, Counter-Strike 1.6, Counter-Strike Condition Zero all GONE.. how.. why must it be like that...
sian..no one understands..
it was fun during infocom club today though.. we did macromedia flash.. there this sample game that got this rocket..den when u press the arrow keys got the fire below to thrust.. den we go edit it.. guess wad we did.. yes those who know me well may have guessed it.. we changed the rocket into a d*ck -.- and we put the fire in front.. HAHAHAHAHA next comp lab can see!
"Jun yong dosent have a stick"-Someone from 2G
"Nar maybe its just hiding inside a bush"-Mr Fong
9:15 PM
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Thursday, March 23, 2006
today i am very very happy.. i met my old DotA Clan Master from Clan Abuse... really happy leh i quit DotA like 2 years le.. den i now play back.. really wanted to meet them man..
Last time alot of clan fights..Clan Abuse and other best teams.. people like:
Abuse_My_Balls
Abuse_My_Nuts
Abuse_My_Fork(me)
Abuse_My_Spoon(Kenn -.-)
Abuse_My_Stick
Abuse_My_Wand
Abuse_My_Marbles..
those were really good times man we always supported each other go back stab n stuff and never scold u cuz u feed alot or wad.. now they made a new clan.. Clan NE(New Era)
our names are all NE_
To Achieve another Reunion, Rekindle is the keyword*
"Next time they will not need George Lucas to make Star Wars already.."Mr Otto Fong
"Yeah.. they will need Lucas Tan.."-Lucas Tan
3:07 PM
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Sunday, March 19, 2006
sorry for the destruction caused by the previous blog music.. hope u people are recovering soon.. changed the blog music to a piano piece (played by me thank you thank you).. enjoy
1:07 AM
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Thursday, March 16, 2006
haiz... alot of problems sia... feel dam depressed =( sung zei has been helping me alot.. haha.
we everyday play cs.. bball.. warcraft.. ya here are some really intesting names that u shud not give ur children next time:
Mandarin meaning
Paul Chan - Bankrupt
Anne Chang - Dirty
Faye Chen - Dusty
Anne Chin - Keep quiet
Henry Mah - Hate your mum
Jane Tan - Frying eggs
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin
Hokkien meaning
Carl Chng - Buttock
Monica Chng - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow - You are dead
Suzie Leow - Lose till death
Lim Yew Lin - Drink urine
Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea
Danny See - Squeeze you to death
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails
Carmen Tng - Leg hair long
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings
Cantonese Meaning
Connie Mah - Call your mother
Macy Koh - Never die before
haha hope u enjoyed it=)
While talking bout the show punk'd,
"We should make a show called Jag, and go jag someone. After that, make him tell the camera:"I got JAGGED!""-Tham Sung Ming
9:38 PM
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Monday, March 13, 2006
today sucked.. dun wanna talk about it.. very disappointed.... haiz nevermind.. it turned out so bad..dun wanna think about it or them anymore..
yeah.. today kenn and some other frens came to play.. played cs at home.. so fun!! and kenn is staying over at my house!! sung zei is here too.. but dun think he can stay over.. so sad.. juz now played basketball after they left..
thats all no mood talk.. sorry.. i hate today
but not forgetting the quote of the day!!
to kenn: "You are a can(kenn) of shit"-Han Meng Siew
11:26 PM
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Saturday, March 11, 2006
yesterday was the last day of the term.. should i feel happy or sad.. i really dunno. its like once sch reopens we will start preparing for CT and many people wun be able to LAN cs at home le.. haiz.. btw i can host cs so people who wanna play and no game can contact me..
today we went lanning.. the 9 of us..ham & cousin, jia, meng, moose, sumo, eric, jie xiong and me.. guess wad.. we got pwned by ham cousin.. in awp_map this was the frag when it ended:
Ham Cousin: 157
Ham and me: 45
Jie Xiong: 44
Eric & Lao Jia:43
i didnt remember the rest..
ya.. den we had lunch and only me and jx and sumo and jia stayed.. we played DotA..
First Game: JX owned 9-3
Second Game: Me! 24-2
i forgot how to play liao.. so long since my last game..
yeah we did have fun.. hope to go out again soon
Going home, in a very crowded MRT:
"Wa best! reach orchard le.. the whole world is going out!" - Han Meng Siew
"Yeah.. but another world is gonna come in" - Sumo King
8:32 PM
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Thursday, March 09, 2006
today.. during comp lesson, me and Sung Zei and Meng were sixple-flicking Eric.. den he suddeny ki siao and wan whack the 3 of us.. i ran away den tio caught.. so Chor asked me to get out.. haiz. so sian outside.. dunno sing finish when im gone, love me, dance with my father, bian hao 89757 and only one dunno how many times.. den meng came out haha.. den we were talking den he said he also tio caught so he stayed in the room.. haiz..(anyway i was expecting him or sung zei to pei2 me outside quite soon HAHA)
Later during the second comp lesson, she said she wanna talk to me outside.. i was laughing the whole time.. and she said "you are very happy today issit?"
yeah.. den yesterday in class during the history discussion i didnt bring my ws so i was really sian so i pulled the correction tape's plastic thingy out(20 metres), and named it the "Siao Kao Sticky Hand" as the name suggests, its to "stick" things to it. Eric was the victim.. while he was writing, i used it to pull the pen away, and he would pull it very hard to break the plastic thingy.. but got 1 time the grip was really strong and his pen broke.. oops!
Sung zei got himself into trouble.. he cant stop carassing other ppl's butt, and Nic Kam was irritated and told him "don't you find it very childish?" and guess wad sung zei did.. he went to squeeze Nic Kam's butt.... nothing much happened after that.. he juz got whacked by Nic Kam real hard..
"New easy off bang! BANG and ur d!ck is gone!"-Han Meng Siew
2:33 PM
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Wednesday, March 08, 2006
im dead tired.. juz came back from training.. can die sia.. practicing for 7-a-side tournament for under 17s.. was sprinting den the Bryan Koh rammed my mouth dam hard den it bleed.. *ouch*
Chair-Game isnt that successful.. hardly any chairs were able to produce noise.. but new game by me and jie xiong.. ram the duster.. its lame but at least it can burn a few calories.. a two-player multiplayer game
Instructions:
1)Place duster in the MIDDLE of the whiteboard.
2)Two guys on each side, when start, ram the duster with the marker-bi.
3)Keep ramming, and if the marker-bi drops, quickly pick it up and continue!
PS: First ever game of Spam The Duster was won by me, with the power finishing blow that smacked the duster out of the board.. Play it before we get caught!
If You Liang was with us, he would have said "Tong Xue Men! Bie-re wa-rre Marker-Bi BEH!"
Quote of the day: "My sister thinks that pointing the middle-finger is cool"-Jaren Chong
"Of course! Girls do not have anything else to point"-Mr Tan
6:57 PM
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Tuesday, March 07, 2006
=( i no voice le.. shout and shout whole day for the maths competition thing and the homework.. guys cooperate leh.. wa den in the end Mrs Ng say no need to hand in.. hand in on Friday.. wanted to cry ='( btw guys hand in on friday.. but mus do EXTRA QUESTION 5(hehe i do le)
For RE today, while we were waiting for Mrs Ng in the class, me and jie xiong and and lucas and meng were playing with the marker-bi.. throw here throw there.. den the jie xiong nth to do go and take a chair and push it slowly against the ground.. den got this funny noise.. den me n meng and jia and yiwen and 2yan followed.. can you imagine how stupid it looked? 6 people each pushing a chair in front and moving in a circle.. but it was dam noisy and Lucas was dam pissed hehe.. den Mrs Ng came in and scolded us -.-
den got this big guy(bigger than shawn) go find trouble and push meng around and against the whiteboard.. den i shout at him haha anyway i was shouting the whole morning le.. den Mrs Ng came can talk to them.. made them apologise to each other and stuff.. haiz..
Bye gotta mug for Chinese CCT tmr.. Tong Xue Men Zai Jian!
"will Wee Meng ever learn?"-Goh Jun Yong
3:23 PM
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Monday, March 06, 2006
IMPERSONATOR CAUGHT!! HE'S LI JIAXUAN!(Credits goes to Johnny for suspecting him first) Lets sue Lukero Productions till it goes bankrupt..
Now main topic.. today's CLE.. I was expecting fun wif Chor.. but turn out so totally different..
NO SCREWBALL!! thats like playing counter-strike without guns.. DotA without heros.. handphone that cant call..car with no wheels.. drinking without a cup..atoms without protons.. specs without lenses.. radio without speakers..running without legs..fan without blades..Swimming without trunks!(ROFLMAO) yeah.. i think you can roughly get the idea..
so what are we expected to do now? mug between lessons?
haiz.. life is meaningless now.. imagine there's no wee meng or lucas or 2yan or johnny.. not fun also wad.. haiz.. JAREN DO SOMETHING!!! (perhaps glueball? ;-) )
This saturday go Somerset plat LAN.. peeps going are meng, yan, lao jia, sumo, ham zei, jun yong & cousin, jie xiong, chuyong and me.. im gonna pwn.. watch out!
Will screwball really die out? keep it alive!
4:20 PM
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Thursday, March 02, 2006
BIG NEWS! Eugene actually teared meng's worksheet up! so funny.. and meng threw his worksheet out of the window(he always throws things out..) buts its ok.. they were "laughing over it" together.. haha
wa i love jie xiong's head+body combination.. really fits man..transexual pilot..hope he can control his plane well..
bye i go play the mcdonalds game le i am getting better wif it
3:03 PM
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Wednesday, March 01, 2006
** http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/mcdonalds_videogame.shtml
6:20 PM
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HELLO
dam irritating sia i play the stupid mcdonalds game** always bankrupt.. always no cows.. haiz anyway i have given up on it le..
by the way anyone noticed the broken bench-table-thingy? thats cuz xuan zei was sitting on it and samuel zei went to shake it.. haiz naughty boys..
poor yiwen cannot do his prac cuz of SHAWN!!! 1,2,3 shawn sux! no la dun so bad i am sure he felt guilty..
by the way prac test was dam fun.. me and ham zei were talking rubbish all the time.. he was dam funny.. yiwen was outside and ham koped all 3 of his test tubes.. den manual zei said have to wash the test tubes i was like "ha ha u have to wash 6 test tubes" den he said "no la 5 only.. i just broke one" HAHAHAHA anyway i broke a filter funnel... the juice made my hand slippery..
anyway my feet and the toes are hurting.. especially when i move it..all thanks to ka zei.. cant stop putting his leg there when i ram..
another long post pai seh..
6:02 PM
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